And so the parody continues! Thanks to Cup O'Tea Hatter and ShadowCat for the reviews!


Chapter... Erm, it was six, right? Who am I kidding, I have no idea: Crossovers!

It was a lovely sunny day somewhere in the US. Artemis was reading. Oh, you misunderstand. I mean Artemis the goddess, not the genius. For those who don't know of mythology or the Percy Jackson series, here is a short file:

Name: Artemis

Occupation: Greek goddess of the moon and hunting

Age: About 2,500

Description: Twelve-year-old girl with auburn hair dressed in silver

Likes: Hunting.

Hates: Men, with a passion.

Feel free to copy-and-paste that into your next RPG OC audition. You're welcome. So, you may be wondering, who cares what some random deity was doing? Me, that's who. As a parody writer, I have decided to parody the many crossovers of this fandom. Among the 58 Percy Jackson/AF crossovers, a common theme is Artemis the goddess attempting to murder Arty the guy for 'stealing her divine name' My thoughts: Oooh, this is beautiful parody material!

As Artemis read, her face grew gradually red with COMPLETE AND UTTER RAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEE! HOW DARE THIS RANDOM AND POSSIBLY FICTIONAL MORTAL TAKE HER NAME! CAPS LOCK AND ALL THAT JAZZ! RANTING! EXCLAMATION POINTS! I AM USING WAY MORE CAPITALS THAN NECCESARY! I CANNOT SPELL THE WORD NECCESSARY!

What the hell just happened. I appear to have been possessed by Loki. Sorry.

Back to the story. Artemis was angry. She decided to go kill this mortal right now. So she teleported with her epic godly powers to Fowl Manor. How did she know where it was? Meh. The author decided to just ignore this. Creative license. Anyway, Artemis teleported into Artemis the guy's room and, grabbing him by the arm, teleported to Mount Olympus.

By some amazing coincidence, Holly was there visiting her great-great-(great? Was there two or three greats? My maths skill have just fallen out my ears today)-grandmother, Aphrodite. They didn't like each other very much, because Aphrodite was an anti-tomboy, and Holly was an anti-anti-tomboy. (Yep, just add my comedic skills to the stuff that's fallen out my ears today) They were currently having an argument about... Ah, who cares? Stuff.

Meanwhile, Artemis the goddess (we'll call her Arty One) and Artemis the guy (we'll call him Arty Two) had arrived. Arty Two was admiring the epicosity of Olympus. It really was epic, thanks to Annabeth, who never shows up in this kind of crossover. It's actually just the gods. And seeing as the gods aren't strictly limited to the Percy Jackson series, this could actually just be an AF fic anyways... Huh. I mean, it's not the Greek gods are totally obscure or anything. And they were mentioned in book one. So... this really isn't a crossover any more. Oh well. next chapter I shall parody Harry Potter crossovers!

To Summarise What Happened After That: Holly, as the great-(great?)granddaughter of Eros (Cupid) persuaded Arty One to let him go because 'he didn't know' and 'he meant no harm' So Holly and Arty Two went home and vowed to not mess with gods again, even though they hadn't messed with them in the first place anyway.


This whole chapter was a sucky Troll Chapter. I blame Loki.


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