A/N: Yay! Here's chapter seven!
Thank you for the reviews!
bbb671, your suggestion did not go to waste, because I had a brainstorm with it! [Trust the crazy computer lady.] momo's suggestion also did not go to waste!
Anyway, I was really wondering something since yesterday, and it's been a buttscratcher…
Should I write and publish my own original story or not?
Besides that, please review after reading and make my day by calling an oc pairing! Or something in the likes…
Disclaimer: I own not Naruto, because if I did then Dragon Ball Z would not be the best anime ever created!
Warning: Do not be under 15 and read this story, because you need to fill your head with schoolwork and not end up like me with five computer boxes that I have to build up…
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SUPERMASSIVELINEBREAKTHATWILLMAKEYOUSHITYOURPANTIESBECAUSEITSSOLONGANDIMNOTUSINGANYGRAMMER!
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Oh the horror and sadness of seeing a person being mutilated beyond recognition!
Thus, we turn back to where Creatrix was storming through the confusing hallway of the Akatsuki hideout, busy ripping the braziers that are the only source for light, out of the wall as she stomped further. Somewhere else in the hallway, Kakuzu and Deidara were slowly crawling closer to Creatrix by following the darkness which was where the braziers were ripped out of the walls.
Unfortunately, thanks to the darkness, the two couldn't see an arse in front of them, so they kept stumbling over fallen lamps that have been put out when they fell. And oh how funny it was; if you were to walk behind them with a night vision camera, you should be able to see Deidara clutching Kakuzu's bulky arm in case he tripped over a brazier and slammed his teeth out on the floor.
The worst part of crawling through the base without any light; is that Creatrix was almost halfway through the braziers, and she was just getting warmed up; she had her sights set on escaping from annoying people trying to act nice to her because their boss is an asshole.
Another six clangs directly after each other meant that she had rounded the corner to Pein's office, who would definitely have heard the noises!
And yes he did! Pein stood outside of his office, watching as the one side of the hallway darkened every few seconds. When Creatrix rounded the corner and grabbed two braziers, each on one wall; ripping them out and immediately doing the same with the next four; Pein narrowed his eyes at the girl, taking a step forward. "What is the meaning of this?" He barked.
"Ow!" That's right about when Deidara let go of Kakuzu's arm and tripped over a fallen lamp. He immediately crashed into the wall that connected with the corner. Bloody hell, because his nose was spewing blood and Pein was angry.
Creatrix came to a halt in front of Pein, glaring at him. "You made them be nice to me, didn't you? Fucking pierced piece of crap!" She barked, slamming her foot down on the floor. Something like a small earthquake was felt, but ignored.
"We want you to feel welcome here, now you're destroying the base?!" Pein glared daggers at Creatrix, who was not backing down again, because she was not one to back down and show weakness for a second time. From the ground, Deidara could see Creatrix's red spotted panties from a gap between her leg and her pants.
"Creatrix-chan, your panties are so kawaii…" Thatiddit.
Within three seconds, Creatrix released about eighty percent of her chakra, already close to Deidara's head. She slammed her foot into the bomber's face before hoisting him up and punching his stomach several times. "Piece of fucking shit! Who the hell do you think you are staring at my panties?!"
"Creatrix-chan, calm down!" Pein barked. Eh… No. Creatrix threw Deidara on the ground and tackled Pein to the floor. Kakuzu hid behind the wall, hoping the crazy and moody girl didn't see him, because it would be hell for him. Nothing is more dangerous than a moody woman, because she can bite of your head. Kind of like how poor Guy and Lee felt at that moment, scrubbing the hospital toilets.
The two were definitely not enjoying their punishment, because Naruto sat and watched them with a growling stomach. Not even poor Kakashi was enjoying his punishment, because he was stuck with Ino who shat him out every second she could. He was paired up with Ino, Shikamaru and Chouji to find and retrieve Creatrix. Unfortunately, they were not allowed to return to Konoha till Creatrix is found.
Izumo and Kotetsu probably had the worst punishment, because they sure as hell could not, and I repeat, NOT, handle a bunch of ten year old, hyperactive, noisy and obnoxious kids! Oh the pain of being punished...
[Trust the author, she knows the worst punishment thinkable, but didn't add it into the story... Yet...]
Okay, so somewhere in the forest of Konoha, Kakashi and the other three were making camp for the night, because Shikamaru had to think and the new dog, whose name I don't know but is way better than Pakkun and his fucked up nose at that point; the new dog wanted to chew on a bone.
What?
That's a dog for you. I cannot let Kakashi just grab the bone away and let them continue with their search, because I have met some reaaaally vicious dogs in my 18 years of living; and by Odin, they were vicious!
Anyway, the small group set up camp with Kakashi fishing for food in the river nearby so they can have brunch. It was between lunchtime and breakfast, meaning around eleven in the morning. Okay, that said of the time, the team had only been searching for about five hours, so they started at six.
Ino was not impressed with Kakashi's lame effort the previous day to retrieve Creatrix. The blonde haired girl stoked up a fire for the fish whilst glaring daggers at the silver jounin, because he failed to rescue her new friend. Chouji, on the other hand, and as you might usually guess, was busy munching on a packet of lightly salted chips whilst concentrating on where the hell the Akatsuki would be.
The dog suddenly barked, its rear end lowered and its nose pointing to the forest. "What's there, boy?" Kakashi questioned, dropping the fish on a boulder before squinting his eyes to see what or who was in the forest.
But, you know dogs. It was a ruddy pigeon which tried to be a lizard and climb a tree. Within a few seconds, the bird was gobbled up by the dog.
It kind of set Shikamaru off from the food, so he suggested he scout ahead for any trouble.
Okay, around half-past eleven, Shikamaru had gotten lost around half a kilo away from the campsite. Why? Oh nothing, he just suddenly heard something singing and decided to follow the sound.
And guess what happened at the time that Shikamaru heard the singing?
If you've guessed correctly, then yes, Creatrix released eighty percent of her chakra.
Did the singing stop?
Nope.
Because why, in the Akatsuki hideout, Creatrix was attacking Pein with fucking sharp spirit quartz that somehow grew on her fists. Okay, the bitch had knuckle dusters made of crystal, because for some or other reason, she can majestically summon gemstones; or better yet the essence of gemstones, which in Pein's case was firestones, spirit quartz crystals and garnet stones, because he had to dive when she suddenly decided to head-butt him with a garnet on her forehead like a helmet.
Okay, Creatrix has been hitting Pein for around twenty minutes, meaning that the rest of the Akatsuki, not including Konan, were gathered in the hallway. Kakuzu started a bet that Creatrix would be knocked out before she could sock Pein in his nuts. Hidan took another bet that Pein would get his lights punched out.
And so, Pein was slightly shocked by the power of the eighteen year old girl, so he had to defend himself whether he wanted to or not, because gemstones can kill if used properly.
The reason I add that Creatrix had firestones is because for God knows why, she can use them to throw motherfucking fireballs at the leader of the Akatsuki. [These gems are actually rubies, but the author wanted to rename them as firestones.]
So, a wall broke when Creatrix tried to head-butt Pein, because she whacked her head against the wall instead. But fury comes as fury goes... The girl immediately started throwing large chunks of the broken wall at Pein's head. Yay! Dodge-rock!
No, it is a dangerous sport, kids, so do not throw rocks at people's heads.
Did I mention that the chunks of rock hovered back to Creatrix?
Nope, I did not, because the rocks danced around her head in a circle. My God, even Sasori started enjoying the show, because one rock actually hit Pein!
No, the leader of the Akatsuki did not get knocked out. He only got angry. Really, fucking, angry...
Kakuzu turned to the closest person to him, which fortunately was Zetsu. "Go distract her, before she breaks anything else!" He hissed.
Zetsu was not very happy about being smashed to pieces, but he did pop up behind Creatrix. "Yoo-hoo! Over here! Bitch can't throw me!" Oh really? If only Zetsu wasn't so obnoxious, because she sure held a funky expression when she turned around to chuck a rock at the plant.
Nope, she could not, because as soon as she turned her attention away from Pein, the mighty asshole jabbed a finger in her neck so she passed out.
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Back where Shikamaru was
The singing suddenly stopped, which was weird, because he arrived at a mountain with a big boulder covering a cave. The singing was coming from inside the cave, but Shikamaru could not get into the cave. (Err… is he stupid or something? That's the *gets a hand over her face because she would ruin the story).
So, the dork shrugged, turned back and walked all the way back to the camp which he had lost because the other three have been looking for him for about fifty minutes! He found the campsite alright, but no comrades at all!
So, being smart, he searched for clues as to where they headed off to. And oh he found clues... Papers with a pointer painted in red leading through the forest.
After a while of removing markers from the trees, Shikamaru finally caught up with the rest of the small troupe. "Where were you?!" Ino barked, slamming a hand down on his head. "Did you fall asleep under a tree whilst staring at clouds again?!"
"No... I heard-"
"Shhjt!" Kakashi glared at the two who were making too much noise. "Do you want the Akatsuki to attack us?" Err… Dude, the Akatsuki were having a slight problem in their hideout, so the only one who could attack them was Konan, but she was in Amegakure.
Shikamaru sighed and wiped a hand over his face. "I heard singing, so I went to check it out." He said, staring around at everyone there.
"So? Show us where?" Chouji was rather interested, so he leaned forward and ate a chip.
"I can't remember..." Shikamaru, a dork in the making because he can't even think for himself!
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Meanwhile
"Oh crap... All of the repair payments..." Kakuzu whined, staring at the broken wall.
"Forget about the repairs for now, Kakuzu. Who started this?" Pein glared at his followers. Deidara lifted a hand and got himself a foot in the face. "So, because Deidara got her mad, you're all going to fix the wall and re-attach the braziers!"
That said, Kisame scooped up Creatrix from the floor and carried her to his room. Pein stormed back into his office, slamming the door shut. His head stung from where Creatrix chucked a rock and his hands were shaking. Fear? Of a little girl? This must be the day where God decided Pein was not God. Pein stormed over to his desk and scratched around in the drawers before pulling out a scroll.
Oh great, are they going to send Creatrix home now?
Nope. Itachi was called into Pein's office. "Seal her chakra?"
"Yes." Pein handed Itachi the scroll which was definitely a sealing scroll. Ha-ha, LOL! He's joking right?
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Right?
Oh my God no! Creatrix-chan!
Itachi stared down at the scroll before blinking. "You cannot be serious? We don't even know what her chakra is yet!"
"Just do it!" Nike, just do it… Who thought Pein was a sporty person? Not me! Pein glared at Itachi before dismissing him. Itachi wasn't very impressed, because Pein could seal Creatrix's chakra himself. Didn't he see his leader's hands shaking in fear?
Weh?
Okay, it is not fair! Deidara pissed her off; Creatrix only reacted to the blonde bomber's comment on her panties. So, there Creatrix was, laying on Kisame's bed, fast asleep with Kisame ogling her titties. Fucking perverted fish!
Anyway, Itachi walked into the room and whacked his fishy friend over the head, dropping the scroll into his lap. "WHAT?!" Kisame stared wide eyed at the scroll and Itachi.
"Leader's orders." Itachi yawned, finally waking up. Fuck, it's already twelve in the evening and he only woke up now?! The fuck is wrong with him?!
So, the two dorks stood on either side of Kisame's bed with the scroll over Creatrix's boobies and stomach. "I hope this works…" Kisame grumbled, because if it didn't, they'd have bigger problems than just a girl who can get bitchy in a second.
Well something was working, because Creatrix was covered in a green glow, meaning that the seal was starting to block her chakra.
However…
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SUPERMASSIVELINEBREAKTHATWILLMAKEYOUSHITYOURPANTIESBECAUSEITSSOLONGANDIMNOTUSINGANYGRAMMER!
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WHAT?! However what?!
Noo! I want to know what happens next! *gets handed a script for the third time with a slap to the head* Oh… I already know…
But why did the chapter have to end with 'However…'?!
Do you know what happens next? Do you want to know?
Review and find out! Come on, the button does not bite! I know you guys are reading and not reviewing… All except bbb671 and hooligan because these guys are awesome!
Please, my sister bet me a hundred rand that I couldn't get five reviews for one chapter! I need reviews guys!
So, without anything else on my mind, I'd like to ask your suggestions for who finds Creatrix first out of the group that's searching for her!
Ino?
Kakashi?
Chouji?
Or Shikamaru?
Review and tell me!
PEACE *hit with a baseball bat because she was too loud*
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