The Things Nick Banned Us to Do

First chapter gives the disclaimer, warnings, and notes.

The sequel to "The Hammer Deems You Worthy!" is finally up! It's called "Spells Makes Avengers Do Crazy Things". I hope you peeps like it. Took weeks to write. Since... um... when did I start writing it?... *thinks* Oh! August! Yes, August! Yup... anywhooo...

The first "not allowed" rule isn't my idea. It's dedicated to Psylockethe2nd, the genius behind it!

I thought it would be pretty funny to use. So since you guys requested the following candidates (mostly the male twin), here they are!


7 - The Maximoff Twins!

1. Pietro's not allowed to text and run at the same time.

Pietro wasn't crazy. He was actually sane by some standards, which bothered Nick Fury a bit one day. Another mission, but this time it was in another city. The team had decided to take a road trip to their destination. They took one of Tony's many traveling vans (which was questioned since Tony does not travel like that) to enjoy the way there since this mission seem to be a dozy. Trafficking vibranium? Yeah… not on a certain super soldier's watch.

Clint was the driver for the first van, Natasha in the passenger seat while Thor and Steve sat behind them and Tony and Bruce after. In the next van, Nick was the driver with Maria next to him, Phil and Sam behind them and Wanda and Bucky behind them. Funny thing though was Pietro wasn't with them. Well, not in the van. He decided to run beside them for the next few miles until they reached the first hotel.

To stay in touch, he had his phone on him. Wanda was looking out the window, feeling the presence of her twin near. "So far so good.", she mumbled as she sat back and picked up her book she brought with her.

It was a while later when she received a ping on her cell. She picked it up and saw it was her twin brother.

W: Pietro is something wrong?

P: Nope! XD just thought I tell you I can see you in the van! look at Buck!

The witch turned to see Bucky was knocked out cold, sleeping with his head on the window.

W: He's sleep.

P: Duh! :P he's old. very old.

Wanda then looked back out the window to see Pietro texting while running. She began to feel uneasy. "Pietro! You might want to-!" Her warning was stopped short when the van stopped suddenly. She looked up and saw that the other van was, too. In front of them was cows. In the middle of the road. "What the-?"

"Cows a-walking!", she heard Tony shout from the other van. That was followed by a "Gah!" and a loud painful thud of an impact. She got out the van and saw that Pietro was laying on the ground, phone sitting just a few inches away. She crossed her arms with a shake of her head. "No texting and running at the same time."


2. Wanda's not allowed to use her powers on anyone just for the fun of it.

It was one of those days that Steve though the sky was perfect to draw. It was a clear morning and if you opened the window you would smell the freshness of the fallen rain of the night before and flowers. With a hint of bagels.

The blonde got up out his bed, showered, groomed and went to the kitchen. There Tony was already there drinking his coffee with Natasha and Bruce making breakfast. "Morning, Steve.", the redhead spy greeted, flipping a pancake. "Morning, Nat."

"Care for a cup of coffee?", Tony asked, holding up a mug. Before Steve could answer, Clint came out the vent and landed between the two. "Morning!"

"Clint, what the hell were you doing in the vents?", Nat questioned. Clint shrugged. "Don't know to be honest. I just remembered Wanda sitting with me and Thor watching a movie. Next thing I know I woke up in the vents and saw Thor in the living room with glitter and ribbons all over him. Nude, too." Steve had quickly ran out the kitchen when the Twins walked in. Bruce had crossed his arms when his eyes met Wanda's. "Wanda, is there something you want to say?", he asked with a stern tone. The younger giggled. "I couldn't resist."


3. Pietro's not allowed to his powers just to trick people.

The fact that Vision is always up on his guard was really surprising when that day came. But it was no mistake that what happened… happened. Steve, Thor, Natasha, and Clint were discussing some plans with Vision present. He was paying attention to everything that the captain was saying. "Keep in mind that there's guys here, here and here.", the blonde reminded pointing to spots on the blueprint of a building. "So we're going to need Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch for this one. Once we're inside, Widow's going to-"

Steve stopped when he felt a hand poke his shoulder. He looked to his left where Vision was.

"Vision, need anything?" The ex-AI shook his head. "Nothing, Steven."

Steve gave him a look before continuing. "Widow's going to head in and take out those two guys and-"

Another poke. The soldier turned to Vision again. "Are you sure you don't have anything to say?", he asked, this time with a little more concern in his tone. Vision just shook his head again. "Nothing at all."

"Okay." The soldier continued. "Clint, I need you to take out those security cameras. Once we're inside, Thor and I-" Another poke. With an added swish of wind and a shout. The four adults looked over to see Vision clenching Pietro's shirt, a very anger expression on his face. "I think he needs something though."

What shocked them was Vision actually catching Pietro.


4. Wanda's definitely not allowed to attend toy shops with the others anymore. Especially Pepper.

Truth be told, Pietro and Wanda had little experience with the outside due to their previous living conditions. So weeks spending with the team they were building that up. They were less anxious around people and more open to trying things. It also showed how much younger they were than the others.

Pepper had decided that she would take Wanda out seeing how bored she was sitting around. Wanda had agreed to go, accompanying Pepper to the mall.

At first, it went smoothly. They went to some clothing shops, most of the clothes being red and black that the power user chosen, and had lunch. But it wasn't until the younger spotted a store that peaked her interest did Pepper realize that Wanda was still a little... childish.

Pepper was answering to one of Tony's messages when she realized that Wanda wasn't by her side. She stopped to look around and called out to the younger. She ended up finding her standing by a toy shop window, gazing at the different dolls and plushies. "Wanda?" The younger redhead looked over her shoulder. "Can we go inside, Pepper?"

The older woman seem no harm in it, so she told her yes. The duo went inside the shop, seeing that there was all kind of toys from antiques to modern day toys. Wanda's eyes had caught sight of a red furred kitten plushy finding it absolutely cute. She had reached out to pick it up by smaller hands were faster. She looked down to see a brunette girl that looked about the age of 10 or 11 holding it. Her blue eyes were glaring at the redhead. Wanda glared back.

"I want that.", she hissed. The girl blew raspberry at her. "I saw it and my mommy said I can have anything I want and I want this. So you can't have it!"

Wanda's eyes began to glow a bright red. "How dare you! That is mine! I saw it first! And I shall have it!" The girl began to whimper when Wanda's eyes grew brighter. Her fingers began to glow that ghostly red as she stepped closer to the girl. Within a second, the kitten plushy was handed over to her. Wanda settled down as she watched the girl cry to her mother, clenching the plushy to her chest.

Pepper had watched in disbelief. "Um... Wanda? Maybe you-"

"It's mine.", Wanda retorted, her eyes glowing red. Behind her, two toys were floating before crashing into each other. Pepper stepped back. "Alright. I'll buy it."


5. Pietro isn't allowed to touch any of Clint's stuff. Or switch it with something else.

Clint had just gotten out the shower after a long day of saving people in Brooklyn. It was funny to see Bucky and Steve conversing over their old times. It was even funnier when Bucky got mad at a minion and starting yelling at it. In his Brooklyn accent. He commented how it just slipped out.

The archer chuckled at the memory, slipping on the clothes he had laid out on his bed. He slipped on his jeans, finding them comfy. But then the shirt became a problem. It was quite tight and it was black instead of the dark purple he had out. He looked in the mirror and saw the shirt did look alright on him and just decided to go with it. He slipped on a black hoodie before going into the living room.

Thor and Wanda were playing on the gaming system at Just Dance 2016 on 'Hey Mama'. So far, it looked like Wanda was winning.

He took a seat between Pietro and Steve. "So, Nicki Minaj? Thor?", he questioned to the captain, oblivious to Pietro's smirk. Steve shrugged. "He wanted to try. He missed him doing 'Chiwawa'."

"Damn."

"Hey, Clint. How come your shirt made it to my room?" The group looked up to see Natasha walking in. She was wearing jeans with a baggy dark purple sleeveless shirt. Wait. Clint stood. "Huh. There was my shirt. I guess I'm wearing yours."

Natasha noticed Pietro smirking. "Pietro, do you have anything to do with this?"

The speedster chuckled. "Maybe."

Two days later!

Clint dodged a bullet, shooting the HYDRA minion with his arrow. He grunted from the uncomfortable leather pants he was wearing. "I can't wait till this is over."

Finding the others, he joined them and went inside the base. Bucky noticed the look on his face. "Hawky, you okay?", he asked. Clint shifted on his feet a bit. "Yeah, I'm fine. Just these pants are a bit... tight. And don't call me that."

"Your pants?" Sam looked down at Clint's pants. "I don't think they are pants."

"That's because they aren't.", Pietro admitted. "They're actually leather stockings. I switched them just before we got ready for this mission." Clint was held down from shooting Pietro in the eye with an arrow.


6. Wanda's not allowed to team up with Loki.

Steve had made sure not to bake any sugar cookies since Loki was visiting again. Said god was with the blonde and his brother in one of the many rooms of the Tower. Steve was sitting against Thor, his back to his chest while he talked aimlessly with, what Thor hoped, his future brother-in-law.

At one point, the Twins came in, spotting the god. Thor introduced them to Loki. It wasn't really surprising when Wanda and Loki became fast friends for their love of using their powers on people.

A week passed since then. The team had come back from a meeting and was relaxing around the Tower. Loki was there, too. And something about him spoke not well. Thor and Clint was sitting in the den, playing Scramble. Thor was losing since he was using Asgardian terms. He got points, but not as much as Clint.

The archer was just putting down his final word when Wanda came and sat next to him. "Uncle Clint!", she greeted, hugging him. Clint raised an eyebrow before looking at her. "Hi, Wanda. What are you doing here?"

"Bored. Pietro went with Pepper and Tony to the store. I can't go anymore since I scare children.", she admitted. She then looked at Thor. "Where's Stevie?"

"I believe he's napping. Dr. Banner had officially proclaimed my beloved with child."

"Congrats, Thor! When were you telling the team because I don't remember hearing about this.", Clint teased. "Well, tonight over dinner. Don't spread this to the others until then." Clint nodded, not seeing Wanda's hand behind his head. Nor did Thor. "Ah. Now I think about it, Steve has been looking a bit... curvy nowadays. I guess with the serum he wouldn't be showing the signs until much later." It was then he felt his mind swirl, shaking his head a bit. He blinked before looking around and breathing out. "I want one."

Thor blinked, looking at Wanda for clarification but in turn got a shrug. "Want what?"

"A baby. I want a baby, too." Thor blushed, quickly standing up. "Um... I don't Steven would like you... fornicating with me for a child, Clint." Clint shook his head. "No. I want a baby with Sam. Or Bucky. Or Pietro. Or Phil!" Wanda actually didn't see that coming. "Well, I don't know where any of those gentlemen are at the moment." As on cue, Sam walked in, looking at his tablet. "Hey, Clint! I got to show you this vi- Gah!" Sam was tackled by a spelled Clint. He didn't get to say a word before Clint had kissed him and began to claw at his shirt.

Thor and Wanda watched in amazement, the female smirking. "Wow. I didn't know Clinton could be so... fierce.", Thor whistled, not noticing his brother behind him and turning himself in Sam. He made his appearance, stopping in his tracks. "Clint! What are you doing making out with my twin?!", Sam-Loki 'scowled'. Clint sat up quickly, the spell wearing off him. "Wha... what's going on? Sam, you have a twin?!", he asked with a very high pitched tone. Sam quickly sat up. "No! I don't! What were you doing kissing me?!"

"I don't know!"

"What's going on here?!" Nat, Bucky, and Steve made their appearance. Steve rarely shaky from being waken from his sleep. He blinked his eyes seeing two Sams. "What's going on? Thor?", he asked, getting a little freaked out. Thor sighed, looking at Sam-Loki. "Brother. You and Wanda please stop this madness."

Loki pouted as he turned back to normal. "Always ruining my fun. At least I have on record. Friday?"

"It has been filmed as you requested, sir."


7. Together, they're not allowed to be around Clint, Steve or Bucky without supervision.

When finding out that Steve and Bucky were both in their 90s, Pietro and Wanda made sure to use every opportunity to tease them about it. Thor was lucky because they understood that the dude was an immortal being from a different planet. Opted out!

Clint already was catching teasing about his age. Though he was younger than Tony! By a few years. Anyways, it was another meeting day when the two soldiers had gotten the start of the Twins' teasing.

Fury had a blueprint projected on the screen. During his discussion about it, Pietro had said, "Bucky, Steve. Need me to go fetch your glasses real quick? Can you see those tiny markings?" Wanda had added, "Or should I make it larger or bring it closer to you?"

They shared a laugh, the others joining before Nick told them they were grounded.


8. They're also not allowed to attend coffee shops without supervision.

It was slightly cool outside today, a bit sunny though. It was generally good weather. Good enough for Pietro and Wanda Maximoff to venture outside. It was late morning. The team doing their own things while the twins traveled through New York.

Tony had equipped them with money since they have been good lately, guessing that they wanted to get off their grounding from Fury. So they decided to do the sanest thing. Go to a coffee shop. No going to race car tracks or toy stores. Just a coffee shop. They entered in the café, smelling fresh baked goods and coffee beans. Wanda had noticed a woman on the other side of the counter wand walked up to her. "Excuse me?"

The woman turned, a smile coming to her face. "Hello, what can I do for you?", she asked. Pietro looked at the menu on the counter, wondering which item should him and his sister should try. "Um… my sister and I are first timers. What do you suggest we try?" The woman bit her lips, thinking about the question and just how cool the twins' accents were. "Hmm. First time here?"

"Actually first time trying coffee.", Wanda answered with a small blush. The woman nodded. "I got just the thing. I'll be right back." The twins waited as the woman went out back. She soon came back with two caramel cream coffees and shell cookies. "Here you go. Hope you enjoy.", she smiled. "How much?", Pietro asked. "The original price is 10.56, but you two it's 5.45."

"Are you sure that's okay?"

"It's fine." Wanda nodded and handed the money over. "Thank you."

"Alright. Have a nice day!" And with that the twins left.

They were on their way back to the Tower, eating the cookies while drinking the coffees. Wanda had licked the whipped cream from her mouth while saying, "Mhmm. This is quite a drink. I'm feeling so… rushed." Pietro nodded, still sipping his hot beverage. "Indeed. I can see why Stark always gets iffy about his coffee." Wanda then stopped, her eyes glowing a bright pink suddenly. "Brother, want to go play a game?" Pietro, feeling the sudden urge to run, nodded. "I do. Let's go play with the others." He hiked his sister onto his back, running to the Tower.

Friday didn't even had time to announce the twins' arrival before Pietro had dashed into the den, putting Wanda down and jumping on Clint. The archer yelped in surprise, grabbing on the suddenly huggy male. "Okay! What's happening?!", he frantically asked, feeling Pietro nuzzle his neck. Wanda went behind him and began playing with his hair. "We're just really happy!", she squealed. Steve was about to say something, but Wanda had then went to his side and began to rub his stomach. "It's really weird that another is inside you. It's a miracle!"

Steve blushed, remembering his pregnancy. "Ah. I guess so."

Natasha had noted the empty coffee cups on the floor with an empty packet of shell cookies. "Oh. Well, that explains it.", she mumbled, watching Pietro and Wanda fumble with Thor's hair.


So far, I have to say doing the Twins' chapter was fun. And yes! Steve is now pregnant! It's mentioned in the now up sequel "Spells Makes the Avengers Do Crazy Things"! (I know I mentioned this already.) Be sure to check it out.

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