Author's Note

Sorry this chapter took so long to upload. The first week of school for me took place, and I was just too tired to write all of this during the time in a fast matter. Anyways, here it is.


Josh obnoxiously yells through a bullhorn. "TIME TO WAKE UP. GET OUT OF YOUR ROOMS AND INTO THE LIVING ROOM ASAP. GET CHANGED."

He waited a few more minutes for everyone to rush out into the living room, still putting on their clothes and fixing up their appearances. They all sat down, and waited for Josh to get on with his news. "Good morning everyone. Today is the end of the first week here. You have gone through 1/3 of the therapy and season, and you all have truly seen nothing yet. Today, I am giving you all a bit of a break though."

"There has to be some twist to this. So just come on out with it already." Demanded Scott.

"Way to ruin my fun Scott." Bitterly complained Josh, before explaining more in depth. "Today, you all will be kicked out of the house for the entire day, and you will HAVE TO hang with the guys/gals for the entire day. You will still have the camera crew and production still following you. In a relationship, you also need some time apart, so you can still be your individual selves, and focus on the other things in your life."

Lindsay clapped in excitement. "YAYYY. We can go shopping gals."

"Worst. Day. Ever. Josh, can't I just go somewhere by myself...meaning...not with these 4 other girls?" The Asian asked in desperation.

"No Heather. All 5 ladies, and all 5 men have to stay together. Come back in the evening, so...GET OUT."


The 5 guys were awkwardly sitting at a bench, beside the baseball field, with Tyler and Lightning playing catch with a baseball bat. "So...what do you all want to talk about?" Asked Brick nervously.

Scott looked at his former competitor, and was a bit confused. "Yeah, when did you and Man-lady get together. Never thought that she would end up with someone. And how is it in the military?"

The man in the buzzcut explained to him. "Jo and I always had some sort of...respect for one another. She is a cool chick. For some surprising reason, she asked me for her number, and we ended up kissing in the ROTI finale party. She lived close to me, and...that's how it started. The military is...is a scary place man. I was only there for 6 months, but I will never forget what I saw. I had to go to therapy after all of that trauma."

"Ugh, I am so bored. I miss mi reina, and it sucks I am not allowed to speak to her today. I should work on my tan." Complained Alejandro, as he took off his shirt, to see a bunch of ladies winking at him. He started primping his hair and everything.

"Lightning has never seen a man that acts like a girl so much over looks." Complained Lightning as he and Tyler continued to throw a ball to one another. "When you got it, you don't need to try so hard when you got natural looks."

Tyler looked at Alejandro flipping his hair, as he put oil on his abs. "It has something to do with competing with his better looking brothers, and to not be called a Justin ripoff. He is a wannabe."

Scott spoke in his confessional. "None of the guys like Alejandro. He is a pansy. Who really puts so much effort into being a trouble maker, and spending so much more time on his looks than all the other girls do. He is just annoying to be honest, and it sucks that I have to spend an entire day with him painting his nails and plucking his eyebrows."

"I CAN hear you two talk. Gossiping like a bunch of middle schoolers is why your relationships are in crumbles. My father always said that haters are gonna hate." Assured the spaniard, as he grabbed a bottle of water, and pouring it all over himself, causing all of the women to swoon, and his colleagues to look at him weirdly.

Scott grunted from Alejandro's obnoxiousness, and being with these other man, causing him to suggest an idea. "How about we go to a bar. I am sure y'all need a beer to deal with one another like I do."


The girls are at Tim Hortons, with all of them with food in front of them. Most of them were disappointed with being forced to hang out with one another for a day, while Dawn was extremely happy. "This is a good experience and a chance for all of us to get to know one another. What do you all want to talk about?"

Heather was eating the food in disgust, before spitting it out. "YUCK. Alejandro would NEVER take me to a place like...Tim Hortons. What type of food is this? And I have to hang out with you 4? I cannot believe I cannot speak to him for the entire day."

"It is nice that you miss your husband Heather. You do have a soul, but your snobbery is really unflattering."

Heather was curious about something. "Okay, whatever Dawn, but I DO have to ask you something. What is it with you and Brick supposedly having an affair? Is that why you and Scott are separated? What did he whisper to you when he was making love to you? Any comparisons to Jo?"

"Fuck you Heather. While I truly don't care about Brick and Dawn fucking, I am interested in some answers." Revealed the Jockette, as she looked over at the pale blonde woman.

Anne Maria was painting Lindsay's nails. "Ugh, I am too tired for scandals right now. I have to say Lindsay, you would be a perfect model for Leshawna and I's company. What brands do you wear?"

"Well, I do go to your store for hair, I LOVE Gucci and Prada, and all of the other high class brands. That reminds me, I need to go to Paris for some clothes." Rambled Lindsay.

Dawn sighed before she explained. "Well, Brick and I were always very good friends from Revenge of the Island, and we kept in touch. I would never be around him with Jo because you Jo never wants Brick with another girl because of your insecurity issues. We emailed one another, went to outings together, and all of that. He even went to some spiritual classes with me, and helped me through some hard times."

"So you fucked him when you were going through some hard times?" Asked Anne Maria, who could no resist from listening.

Heather had a smirk in her confessional. "I know that some stuff happened in my relationship, but all of these people one way or another cheated on one another, and had an affair with someone else. Dawn slept with Brick, who was with Jo, who slept with Lightning, who is with Anne Maria in an open relationship. Lindsay pretends that she was raped, and Scott constantly cheats on Dawn with Courtney. This is all too juicy for me NOT to take notes on."

"We did have sexual intercourse, yes. Scott and I were divorcing, he was cheating on me, and Brick was broken up with Jo, so we dated for a while. He even lived with me for a few months. He is a great man, but we split because he loves you and I still love Scott."

Lindsay dumbfoundedly asked "Maria, why can't Lightning put a ring on you? You have been with him for years.", causing Jo to burst out in laughter, and Anne Maria to freeze.

"Lightning wanna act like a playa, but he knows he loves and needs me. I...honestly do not know why he won't publicly claim me. It...it hurts so much, be...because I KNOW he loves me, and my child. I do not know Lindsay."


The men went to a bowling alley (though Tyler and Lightning are the only ones that are bowling), and Scott questioned. "So Al, what is up with Heather? Why are you two here? We all thought you were the perfect couple. Or is all of that some fake bullshit?"

"Take note that we are the only successfully married couple in this house, we are doing fine enough, but like every relationship, you want to know how to make it better." Explained Alejandro, who did not like Scott of all people questioning him.

"But I heard that you sold off a bunch of hers and her family's homes because you, and specifically you were going broke, and I have also heard that Heather is planning to leave you for Jose. What is with all of that?" The farmer continued.

Alejandro revealed quickly, leaving his defensiveness behind "I quickly shut that down.", causing Brick and Scott to freeze in their tracks. "You know, it is really eerie how invested YOU are into the life of the Burromuertos."

"It is so funny how Scott is trying to question me and to start something with me, but I am the master manipulator, and get info to use to my advantage. It is really unfortunate and saddening that these men are jealous of Heather and I's successful marriage, so they constantly pester us about anything to deflect...their issues onto us." The spaniard explained in his confessional.

Tyler could not be any more excited that he is in the presence of a football player, and spoke as he bowled. "Lightning. I have to say that I am a huge fan of yours. The way you handled that touchdown 6 months ago was great. I should have went into football."

"You could not handle football, which is why you are an Olympian and nothing more. Ladies like men that are in real sports." He muttered, as he bowled and got a strike. "SHA-BOOM BABY."

"Yeah...I kind of mean to ask you that. While I don't have much issues with ladies, I want to know how to be a stud. How do you do it Lightning? I can tell Lindsay is bored, and a guy like you clearly knows how to keep things interesting."

Brick joined Tyler and Lightning (as he was creeped out with Scott and Alejandro's conversation), and interrupted in the conversation. "Tyler, a gentleman should feel confident in himself and his lover, and to not change things so you can seem cooler. Lindsay fell in love with you for a reason, and not because you are similar to Lightning, and is a "stud."

Lightning gave Brick an intense glare, before speaking to Tyler. "Don't listen to Brick. He is jealous that while he has been spending time with men on the war, Jo was laying under and over me as he made her release. Lightning got it going on. Lightning has to say, you work out a bit, get rid of that lame hair, get a penis enlarger, and you are good."

"A penis enlarger? I am not willing to go to surgery to make Lindsay stay with me." Stated Tyler dumbfoundedly in the confessional.

Brick shook his head in his confessional. "I actually feel really bad for Anne Maria. It is clear that she loves him, but he wants to be a player and to constantly use her. At least Jo was smart enough to never engage into a full relationship with him. And it is even sadder that Tyler is asking him of all people for advice."


Blaineley and Josh were in the editing room, as they were looking over footage, and having a conversation. "I got A LOT on Lindsay and Tyler's relationship from Beth and Justin. We should have put them on the cast this year. What else do you think we should do to spice things up this season honey?"

Josh had to think about that for a moment, before he responded to her with a brilliant idea. "We need to make them do a lie detector test. For some reason, we failed to do that last season, so we need to do it with this cast. We need to get them to do more than talking, because with this cast, they will lie out of any situation. What do you think we should do next for them?"

"Their sex lives needs to be completely exposed. Get them off, make them do a strip dance, record them attempting to have sex, etc. We could do a bunch of other stuff. Get their friends here to expose them, or something. I am sure that we will find it out. It will be fantastic to be living back here. And I found some secret vids of the couples arguing at home, or with others." Exclaimed Blaineley, as she went to her husband for a kiss.


"Ugh, why the hell are we at a Yoga class? This shit hurts." complained Anne Maria, as she is attempting to stretch.

Jo decided to take a shot, as she changed stretching positions. "Yoga is good for the soul and the body. Maybe if you did Yoga, your pussy would not be so loose, and have clubbed disguised curves, as Lightning told me."

"Butchy Bitch is lucky that I am stuck in this position and cannot move to beat her ass."

The Yoga teacher was getting very annoyed, glaring at the crew "Will the ladies with the camera crew PLEASE shut the hell up? Anyways, time to move to our next position.", as she went into the splits.

Heather did the splits as she bragged to the girls. "My husband and I do yoga all the time. It keeps us in shape, a great way to keep stress down, and we use the positions for other activities, if you know what I mean."

"You and Alejandro definitely do take great pride in your health, and your bodies. You two probably went to many vacations specifically for the spas and the yoga. It is a way for you two to bond. But unfortunately, there is a lot of negativity and hatred in your bloods." Explained Dawn, as she could tell by her aura reading.

The Asian girl rolled her eyes with Dawn's negative statement, causing her to snide right back. "Say what you will Luna Expy about my marriage, but AT LEAST my husband spends time with me and actually puts EFFORT into being with me. And I am ALSO sure that Jo, Anne Maria, and Lindsay don't have that issue with their men either; know it all."

Lindsay was very unpleased with Heather's rudeness. "That was so not nice and not appropriate."

"Whatever. We are all forced to spend the day together to discuss our relationship in front of the cameras, and that is what I am doing. Oh wait, you probably forgot that you were even in a relationship. Are you really claiming all of those men raped you, just so you could avoid the fact that you cheated on Tyler?" Causing Lindsay and very one in the entire yoga session to quiet. Bored from this scenario, Heather got up and walked out. "I'll be on the bus camera crew."


They were at a bar, and Alejandro was paying for the drinks "I know all of us bromigos could use a drink after doing this show for a week. Get me some hard liquor.", which he told the last part to a bartender.

"Wow Alejandro. Never knew you would b...be the one to drink such heavy shit." Slurred Scott, as he already had a few drinks.

Brick had to tell Alejandro that he was not planning to engage in such activity. "Uh Alejandro, could you please resign the drink you ordered for me? I do not drink, as I have seen my alcoholic father battle through his addiction. It...I want nothing to do with alcohol."

Lightning rolled his eyes from Brick's attitude "You're only sober because of your traitor, cheater, mannish girlfriend Jo. Apparently you were a HUGE drunk back in the military with all the guys", smirking as he mentioned that.

The soldier's eyes widened in panicked, and started jittering his arms around. "You...YOU have NO morale for bringing that up. Th...that was a...A MISTAKE."

"Yeah, Brick is nothing but a big phony baloney. Brick is a huge alcoholic back in the day, and it is why Jo started to hate him. When we were friends, she told me all about his drunk rantings. Take care of your body kids." Lightning weirdly said in is confessional.

"Jo told the Lightning ALL about your alcoholism, but it is alright. PASS LIGHTNING his drink." The black football player changed loudly, as he grabbed the beer, and chugged it down, before patting his chest from the alcohol rushing through him. "Wa...wanna try Brick. She told me you can CHUUUUGGG a BEEEERRR."

Tyler confessed. "I feel like I am in The Lion's Den. Alejandro, Scott, Brick and Lightning are always trying to come for another with some sly comments. These men are ready to go at it at any moment, and I am scared since they are drinking."

Alejandro was gleeing when he saw everyone but Brick chugging down their alcohol; eyes hazed and all, and he was in no better shape. "Bro...Amigos, Isn't it brilliant to drink with no worry? No wife or girlfriend nagging you about some bullshit? Those mamacitas can be so troubling."

"Te...tell me about it. Piiiiiixieee Prrruuuddde don't like DA drruunnnking. Dawn ain't NNNOOOOOOO fun, and I...IM SICK OF IT. Dat BITCH be pissing me off, with her DOUBLEEEE STTAAAANDARDS, and her FUCKING BRICK, and her nagging, and her PATHETIC Witchy poo shit and acting like it is BETTA than MY RELIGION." Ranted a slurred and tipsy Scott, peaking their interests.

Tyler asked out with no awareness of how it would sound. "So, you are saying you don't love Dawn? It seems like that. You constantly fawn over Courtney, and you treat Dawn like shit so far."

The redhead looked conflicted for a moment, before he continued his piece. "Mph, to beeeeee hhhooooneeeest, I am SO willing to wallkkk OUT OF THAT HELL of a marriage. I AINT SURE if I even love her. Dawn is a BULLSHITTER, and I am tired of her faux persona. Courtney is SOOOO MUUCH MORE FUUUUNNN, but I don't want her either. Things...changed with Dawn, and...it sucks."

"It is clear that Scott has no love for Dawn in his heart, and she needs to know that he told everyone this. You would think the girl with aura reading stuff would know that by now, but wait...Aura reading is nothing but a sham." Alejandro arrogantly stated in his confessional.

"Well, at least you don't have men taking advantage of your woman. Do you know how it FEELS to know that YOUR WOMAN FUCKED Chris? And the fact that her family sees you as a pansy? It is a hard thing. While I DO love Lindsay, it does get annoying with how dumb and careless she can be." Vented Tyler.

Alejandro looked at Tyler in doubt, and tries to sensitively bring up his statement. "Well...do you...honestly think she was forced upon? She has flirted with many people including me on the show, and she has forgotten about you countless times on the show. You deserve better Tyler."

The brunette sighed, before taking a drink. "She is such a fun and great woman though. I am just sick of being looked down upon, and I need her to get a brain at times. You are 25 FUCKING years old, and you still don't have a brain? Holy fuck. And them she likes to nitpick my fashion and my looks. She is still amazing though."


The girls went to a dance bar, and everyone but Dawn and Jo were taking in some drinks, causing the latter to groan. "Ugh, how can you all drink that crap? It is only causing you more health issues. And it tastes AWFUL."

"BOO TO YOU Health-conscious girl. No wonder why you are such an uptight bitch." Cooed Anne Maria, as she took a drink.

Jo could not help but retaliate. "And the alcohol is why you are such a trashy, dirty looking fat whore who can't get a man to put a ring on it."

Just as the argument was going to continue, a tanned, muscular young man with gelled up hair approached them, and tapped Anne Maria on her shoulder "Sorry sexy, to interrupt you, but you seem like you could use a dance. Wanna join me? I am a brilliant dancer.", before hissing in her ear. "And a brilliant lover."

Anne Maria eyed the sexy man in front of her, and bit her lip from the sexual god in front of her, and still being pissed off with Lightning, she took his hand, and the two went o the dance floor. She was soon grinding on the man, and he was copping a few feels as she grinded all over him.

Lindsay refused to take the drink. "After being taken advantage of because of drinking boar, or is it bear? No, I meant beer. After drinking beer, and being forced to have sex with Justin, I have stayed away from it. You are not saying much Dusk. Why is that?"

"I just do not like being in this type of atmosphere, and being in the club reminds me of all the strip clubs Scott continues to go to. I know he is not going there to have an affair with someone, but appreciate him intentionally going to a place to see almost naked women, and that he finds that so much better than spending time with me." Revealed Dawn, as saying it out loud only made her even more sad, and to shed a tear.

"DUMP HIM ALREADY. What the HELL are you doing? ANY person with common sense would have dumped the loser who literally eats dirt and shit." Complained Heather in her confessional.

Jo could not believe that she feels sorry for Dawn, and the way she has been treated. "Oh my goodness Dawn, that is awful. Scott has always been an ass, but with how we have seen you two interact for the week, and what you have said about your past with him, you need to dump his ass. Brick and I have been through a lot as well, but we have always had some sort of respect, but Scott does not give a rats ass about you. Gosh that sounded weird coming from my mouth. Me actually cheering someone up."

Heather was having more drinks, as she asked. "SO, Wwhat have you and Brick gone through? Ohhhh wait, I forgot that you fouuuund out that Brick had an affair with Dawn and a guy. Anyways, this is really booorring. I am gonna dance. It rrreeally sucks that I haven'tt seen Al in a day. I want to fuuuckk him so badd." Moaning and complaining at the same time, before going up to dance.

"Thank god that she is gone. Such a pain. Let's all go to the dance floor." Suggested Lindsay. All of them eventually went up to the dance floor, but stopped when they saw Anne Maria making out with the guy she was dancing with, not having a care in the world about anything at the moment.

Anne Maria ranted in her confessional. "You know what, I am still mad at Lightning for the bullshit he pulled off all week, with blindsiding me with bringing Jo and Brick up in here, and with the flirting, and him pretty much having an affair with her, so to teach him a lesson, I am gonna get my groove on. Anne Maria can have another man like THAT, and if he wanna fuck around on me, I will fuck around on him too."


Josh and Blaineley were completely redecorating the house, with there being a bunch of red and pink in the house, and the couches being replaced with lip couches and funky carpeting. There were a bunch of fancy wine glasses and bottles on the counters and tables, and rose petals all over the table. "Tomorrow is gonna be a big day for them. Get them in the mood, and then we can find out all about their sex life. I have to say Josh, you stepped it up this year." Blaineley admitted, giving her husband some props.

He was pulling some of their suitcases, and putting them in a life size safe, while speaking to his wife. "I can't make things too predictable. I am even hiding their normal clothes, so they have nothing to wear but sexy outfits, lingerie, bathing suits, undies, or nighties for the entire day. I can see the ratings going up because of the fanservice."

"But you are literally not going to record them having sex, right? Even that is too low."

"Of course not Blaineley, but imagine if some of them don't have sex, or they are rejected, That would be tragic from a therapist's point of view, but Reality TV GOLD." He said so excitedly.

Blaineley could not help but laugh as she could only imagine their faces tomorrow. "I can only imagine how they are gonna react when they see that they have no clothes but sexy ones to wear for the entire day, a bunch of alcohol, and their partner airing out all of the issues about their sex lives. I cannot even believe you got sex toys Josh. It is a good thing that you are forcing them to sleep on the buses we rented tonight."

Josh grinned from what will happen in the next 24 hours. "Tomorrow will be a big day. A big day indeed."