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How dare she offer me her leftover drink? Ughh! I swear I'll scream if I see one more second of Kagome! It's bad enough she's always around Inuyasha, but I don't need- What the hell is that?

Kikyou reached in the back seat and pulled out Kagome's jacket. She inspected it and found it to be a size 4, which she was comparing to her size 2. What a fatass…

"What is this!," she asked Inuyasha.

He glanced at it quickly and turned his attention back on the road, "Kagome's jacket."

He didn't deny it… Why didn't he deny it? He's supposed to say," I don't know…your jacket". What is wrong with him?

"What's Kagome's jacket doing in your backseat?," Kikyou asked.

"She must've forgotten it," he said, taking it from her and putting it in the back again.

"What would make her forget her jacket? Why was her clothes off in the first place?," Kikyou was freaking out now.

"Why are you interrogating me? I was gonna get a ticket and she helped me with the cop," Inuyasha defended.

"Really? Did it work?" Of course it didn't! But it's still nice to hear what I already kno-

"It sure did."

"What?"

"It worked. Got me out of a 5000 yen ticket."

"… Well, how come you never asked me to get you out of a ticket?," Kikyou asked with her arms folded.

"So, you want to show your half-naked body to a strange man just I won't have to pay 5000 yen?," Inuyasha asked in a cold voice.

"Well, when you say it like that you make it sound all bad! Why is it okay for Kagome, but not for me?"

"Because Kagome's not my girlfriend!"

The car went silent after that. Kikyou was upset. Inuyasha was pissed. He looks upset…Maybe if I start to cry he'll forgive me… And with that thought, Kikyou began her last attempt at forgiveness.

*Hick. Hick. Sob.*

Inuyasha stopped the car. And leaned over to Kikyou's side. Ha! Let's see Kagome do that! I still got it!

"There."

Kikyou looked over and saw the door was opened for her. She turned to Inuyasha and saw him looking away from her. Speechless, she got her bag and exited the car, furiously slamming the door behind her. Inuyasha pulled away and drove off while Kikyou stomped inside and up to her room. She ignored her in the living room.

"Kikyou! Aki called and asked for a date. I said you were busy and he said he'd call back. Kagura called and asked what was your number because she didn't have it in her phone," Keade said.

"Tell Aki if he calls one more time I'm getting a restraining order and tell Kagura how can she not have my number when she called my house," she said as she closed her bedroom door on Keade.

Kikyou stalked over to her bed sat down and picked up her phone. She opened her address book and called Yura.

Yura was laying on her bed with glasses on her face watching the discovery channel. Her phone went off and "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls played. She checked the Caller iD. It was Kikyou. Yura changed the channel to MTV and answered the phone.

"Yura!"

"Yes, Kikyou?"

"I have a problem. Inuyasha kicked me out of his car after I found Kagome's jacket in his backseat!"

"Really?," Yura tried to sound interested. Honestly, she couldn't care less about Kikyou's relations.

"Yes! Inuyasha didn't even deny it! I think Kagome maybe trying to steal him from me!"

"Well, if you're so sure she's stealing him why don't you do something about it?"

"Well, what should I do smart one?," Kikyou asked with an attitude.

"*sigh* Just get her with somebody else. Listen, I hear Kouga from the football team has taken an interest in her. Just match them up. I bet even you could do that."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Ummm… I-uh… Bye!" *click*

So, Kouga's likes Kagome… I can get those two together, no problem… I haven't lost yet! I'll just have to deal with Inuyasha later…

*phone ringz*

"Hello?," Kikyou answered.

"Kikyou! Will you go out with me?," Aki yelled.

"Aki I'm going to get a restraining order against you! You're. My. Cousin!" *click*

Idiot cousins…