It was a normal day at Blazblue Inc.
Tsubaki Yayoi was bored at the front desk, doing crossword puzzles and secretly downloading nude Jin pics.
Right now, she was stuck on a puzzle that read "Six letter foreign word for 'Brother'".
"For some reason, I know it...but I can't, for the eyesight of me, figure it out."
As she was trying to rack her brain, she heard a voice.
"Um...excuse me?"
Tsubaki looked up to see who it was, but saw no one.
She looked to the left. She saw Amane teaching Tager how to dance. Surprisingly, the big man was more graceful that she pictured him as. It was disgusting.
She looked to the right. She saw Rachel grinding her foot into the ground with a smug-as-fuck look, all while Lambda was trying to pull her foot away crying out "George III! No!"
Tsubaki shrugged as she went back to her crossword puzzle, but stopped when she saw a young girl landing on top of her desk.
She was wearing a gym uniform shirt with blue cuffs and a dog's paw on the front, blue bloomers, open toe sandals with socks, and had a long red scarf, fingerless gloves with arm guards, fishnet leggings, a ninja headband with a dog's paw on it and a ninja mask. She had short brown hair and had dog ears and a tail.
"Hello!" the young girl said.
"Um...hi?" Tsubaki answered. "Can I...help you?"
The girl nodded as she reached into her bloomers to pull out a big lunch box. "Konoha is here to deliver this to Father-dono. He forgot it this morning when he left, so Konoha came here to give it to him."
Tsubaki just nodded. "I see. Alright, I'll let him know, Miss Konoha. Um...who is your father, by the way?"
Just then, Bang Shishigami entered the front area
"Oh my word! I can't believe that I forgot my lunch at home! Maybe I can see if I can buy something from the store." He said.
He then saw Tsubaki and Konoha, and his face beamed with happiness.
"DAUGHTER-DONO!"
Tsubaki and Konoha turned to him, and Konoha beamed the same happiness that Bang did.
"FATHER-DONO!"
The two ran to each other and embraced with tears of happiness. In the background, two mysterious people put up a sunset backdrop for the tearful moment between the two.
"Good job, Lee! It's always a pleasure to see a happy family!" One of them said.
"Yes, Guy-sensei! We shall leave these two to their own devices!" The other one said.
Then they left.
After the crushing hug, Bang released the young girl. "What are you doing here? I thought you were at school."
Konoha pointed to the lunchbox. "You forgot that, so Konoha came here to give it to you, Father-dono."
Bang smiled and patted her head. "I see. What a good girl."
Konoha smiled back. "Waffu!"
Then Bang grew serious. "But...you did leave school without permission. You know the punishment for that, do you?"
Konoha nodded and got out her kunai. "Yes I do."
Bang got out his nail...and the two left the building.
Meanwhile, Tsubaki was in shock that Bang had a kid.
She was even more in shock that Bang had a kid...before her!
She was even much more in shock in someone let Bang stick his nail in them and explode!
She then grew angry and stormed upstairs, grabbed Jin, stripped him naked, and gave the entire office a show they would never forget, especially with not only Jin crying like a bitch, but with Tsubaki yelling "GIVE ME BABIES, YOU PSYCHO!"
Ragna and Makoto challenged them, as did Nine and Jubei, against his will. There were no losers.
And as for Konoha and Bang...it was the most epic fight in all of ninja history, let me tell you!
I mean...whew! Words can't describe what went down! It was some crazy shit. That was something that could only been seen live! Any and all recordings were DELETED!
But...do you really want to know what happened? I mean...do you really want to know?
You DO?! Well ok, then!
What happened was-
