Ten Things a Shinobi Should Never Say on the First Date

Summary: Ten things a shinobi should never tell the woman of his dreams on their first date.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

A/N: Been a while. I am going to try and finish this as soon as possible. And I don't agree with this pairing either, but I thought that beating up on Chouji might be fun. J/K! I love you CHOUJI!


Chouji/Ino

Ten Things Never to Say on the First Date:

7. No wonder you don't have a boyfriend.


Shikamaru stood over his friend, watching him nervously twist the bouquet of flowers in his hands.

"I don't really see how giving someone flowers who runs a flower shop really seems romantic," Chouji said as he looked up to see his friend grinning at him.

"Calm down Chouji. Ino will like them. You should be grateful she even agreed to go out on a date with you, usually she would just go on a tangent about how she needs Sasuke and whatever…"

"I know, but suddenly I'm really nervous, what if I say something stupid?" Chouji asked, looking at the bundle of purple lilies.

"Trust me, Chouji. You can't possible screw this up."

"Chouji!" came a call. Shikamaru and Chouji looked down the road to see Ino standing with Sakura, dressed in a beautiful purple sundress and an orange sash.

"I-Ino!" Chouji said, standing up and waving a little, blushing. He was so nervous. Shikamaru laughed and slapped Chouji on the back and he started to walk towards Ino as Sakura waved her goodbye.

"H-Here," Chouji said, blushing and holding out the flowers at arms length. Ino blushed and smiled.

"Thank you, Chouji, they're beautiful," she said, taking the flowers and smiling at them.

"Y-You're welcome…"

"But you know, you should be more careful, Chouji. The poor flowers are being chocked with how you've wrapped them, they are unable to breathe…" Ino began to go on and on about flowers suddenly, and Chouji blushed, confused.

How was he supposed to follow everything she was saying when she was talking so fast? He wondered how Shikamaru even managed to do it. Silently Chouji waited for Ino to finish, but sure enough, she was on a rant about everything, how Naruto was an idiot for not inviting her to go each lunch with her, Shino was a jerk because he bumped into her and did not apologize, Hinata was so cute when she was trying to not stutter, Sakura was annoying because she wouldn't buy Ino something at a store…

Chouji became so confused so quick that he let it slip.

"No wonder you don't have a boyfriend."

Chouji paled as he covered his mouth, as Ino stopped mid sentence. She turned to look at him, his skin crawling under her dark stare.

"What did you say?" she asked, but it sounded more like command.

"N-Nothing…" Chouji squeaked.

Shikamaru was just walking away from Ino and Chouji when he heard a loud yelp and turned around to see someone fall over. He hurried back to see Ino storming off and Chouji choking on the flowers he had given her.

"Chouji! Are you okay? CHOUJI!"


-heh, sorry Chouji. I didn't want to hurt poor Shikamaru (he was orignally supposed to be on the date) but I thought he woulnd't be that stupid to say something like that... Anyway, hope you enjoyed this! Thanks for reading!

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