Here it is... the final chapter of What Edward Cullen Will Never Do. I for one, never thought I would continue this. Enjoy the last chapter! I hope I have inspired you to write lists and lots of them! I don't do them myself, but these were FUN! This is my baby... I will miss it.
Bella is a vampire here. She has just changed a few days ago. And at the very end, it changes from past to present. It makes more sense later!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. I just own the evil Vamp-bunnies that inspired me to write this and pretty much everything else here. Fortunately, I have tamed the bunnies and now they are Cullen-Bunnies! Or more specifically, Alice-Bunnies. They never shut up and they are SO annoying! (referring to Edward's quote "How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" "It's a talent")
Bella POV
I gasped as the pen in my hand burst. This strength was still odd- it would take a lot of getting used to.
"Bella, sweetheart, what in the world are you doing?" Edward asked, at my side in an instant. He passed me a pen.
"I'm making a list, everyone else has, it's my turn!" I gestured towards my scrapbook, a wedding present. The Cullens had gone around, collecting lists from as many people as possible. In the back were Renee's list, a copy of Charlie's, Jacob's list, a copy of Jessica's list, and Edward's list. It was time to add my own.
"May I help?" he asked sweetly, pulling up a chair.
"Sure, why not? Alice, come up here!" I called without raising my voice at all. She appeared in the doorway.
"Yes?"
"I'm making a list. Want to help?"
"Oh, yay! Yes, move over, Edward, you can snuggle later!" I laughed and a musical sound filled my ears. I barely knew myself, but I was more intact with myself than ever. It was an odd feeling.
"Here we go." I took a deep breath and lifted the pen.
What Bella Cullen Cannot or Will Never Do (Comments by Alice and Edward)
1. I cannot kill humans. No duh, right? I'm sure you'll do fine, don't worry.
2. I will never go shopping with Alice again. Don't count on it. You'll go shopping… mark my words you will! I will not! I see the future- you will, whether I need to drag you by your ear! She intends to, Bella. I think it would be easier if you went willingly. You'll have fun either way! Will not. Will too. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes! NO! YES! Stop! Both of you!
3. I will never dye my hair blonde. Not even to be a Hale. No, no, no! It's called acting. You need to be a Hale if you want to be with Edward! Can't I be… Carlisle's niece's daughter or something? Bella, Carlisle is blonde too. So? Esme is brunette and the Hales are her "nieces and nephews!" Bella, not now, please! You'll do it… I know!
4. I will never not visit Jake! Double negative. Alice, that's her point. I know, just pointing it out!
5. I will never regret becoming a vampire or a Cullen. If I could cry now, I would. Aw, Bella, I love you too! Alright, it wasn't so bad… well, it was, but it's over so let's just look ahead.
6. I will never forget Charlie's face when we told him about the Cullens being a vampires. This is mainly because Carlisle videotaped it, Alice and Emmett took pictures, and Jasper still shudders from his emotions at times. Haha, great times, great times! He went and tried to hit me with a wooden stick! Sure, it cracked into pieces, but it totally hurt my feelings! Okay, the guy with the feelings is Jasper. You read minds. Get it straight, okay? Just because you can see the future through me and feel emotions from Jasper doesn't mean you have ultimate power!
7. I will never fake sick like Edward did once. You challenged me! I had to take it! Oh, that was so gross! You made him eat toast and take pills and drink orange juice! I walked into the bathroom later that day to see him coughing up orange liquid! Rosalie was first, actually… poor Rosalie…
8. I will never stop loving Edward Cullen. He is my moon and stars. He is my existence. Be warned, Edward- you die and I get a one way ticket to Italy. I love you too. You are my moon and sky. You are the reason for Okay, can you two keep your hands off eachother for this list? Guys? GUYS? Please? Get a room, jeez! HELP! THE EMOTION! HELP!! Please, Edward, Bella, I understand that you love each other, but Bella needs to finish this list so she can hunt. I need to explain about resisting the thirst… Edward…. Bella… I mean it! I can separate them! Emmett! Emmett! Haha, you look funny with one arm, Emmett… sorry! BELLA! I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE! YOU HURT EMMETT! Sorry, Rosalie, honest!
I surveyed the room with content. Emmett's arm was slowly reattaching. Rosalie was next to him. Alice and Edward were cleaning up. Jasper was following Alice like a little puppy, emotion taking over. Carlisle was explaining to finer points of the thirst. I ignored it all and smiled as I pasted my list into the scrapbook.
"So, Bella, when you feeling the burning you really need to distract yourself- any way. You need to try and hold back. You'll be able to tell the difference between human and animal once you get a whiff of both…" Carlisle's words washed over me as I watched the scene. Alice had given in to Jasper and was kissing him passionately. Edward was grimacing from their mental pictures (probably). Rosalie was stroking Emmett as he flexed his arm, groaning in pain. Carlisle was totally oblivious to it all.
"AH! What have you done?" Esme shrieked, running into the room. Click. I turned to see my mother standing at the door.
"I thought I needed to get some classic Cullen family pictures. Now I gotta go before my daughter kills me. Love you Bella!" She dashed down the stairs, tossing a Kodak instant picture at me. My throat burned and venom poured out of my mouth. Edward and Carlisle noticed.
"Come on. Time to hunt." Edward swept me into his arms and I breathed in his scent as we sped through the forest.
Present
My name is Bella Swan Cullen. I am a vampire. I have been one for two weeks. My mother, Renee, had all the information she needs for her books. She is leaving for home today. I hugged her despite the danger. We will be keeping in conact, same with Charlie.
I pasted the picture into my scrapbook. It isn't even half full. Hopefully, I will fill it and many more over the years. My name is Bella Swan Cullen and I will never forget.
I hope you enjoyed it!! Now, for my new story... not posted yet, but just to keep you all on your toes (and be happy, because no other story is getting this) I will be giving an exert from the prologue! I feel bad about ending this because I love it, but... I happen to love this new one just a teeny bit more. I'm ulitmately a Bella- a klutz, I love to read, if I had to choose between Jake and Edward, it would be hard but ultimately Edward. Well, this story is my Jacob- light, fun humor. My new story is an Edward- a bit more serious, but just as lovable. Ironically, this had a lot of Edward. And ironically even more, my new story has a lot of Jacob... odd, right? Here it is!:
"What happened?" Edward questioned, obviously knowing that it wasn't okay.
"Well," I forced out. "I don't think you need to worry about killing Bella Swan any more."
Oh, intriging! I think, at least! Well, be on the look out! Coming soon to a website near you- well, actually, I haven't named it yet.
