I have returned once more!
Back to the amusement!
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Yuki blinked lazily as he once again found himself staring blankly at his computer screen in frustration. After four long hours, he had gotten quite a few chapters written, however, as of the past few minutes, he had come upon a blank mind.
He'd lost his train of thought...and it didn't seem to feel like coming back...
"Damn..." He groaned, glaring at the screen.
Where was inspiration when you needed it?
He sighed, squeezing the bridge of his nose as he contemplated his next move.
And then...
All problems were solved.
Yuki yawned as reached for the mouse and opened up an almost forgotten document.
Amusements: Tohma's fucking annoying, tempting idea...
Yuki quickly reread his previous entrees, reviewing the simple amusements in his head as he began to all ready think up his remaining four...
1- (Kami, this is so stupid...) Fine... Let's see...Mika when hell freezes over for its weekend winter when I'm somehow tricked into going home. (Why won't that Bastard croak?) She can never wake me up, and her face screws up like a pug's. I smirk every time I wake up in the morning at the thought that I know Seguchi has to see it everyday... Heh, heh... Take that! That look can give people nightmares...
2-Okay...this...is still stupid...But (Dare I say it?) T...Tohma...I really don't know hat screwed up his mind, but I wait for the day I find out he's the Godfather... he at least acts like it... Around other people... But, he can just pop up. Really, you could be in the most unlikely place, and he'll show up bearing cake...(where is he when you need him? Haven't gone grocery shopping...) That's NOT normal... I sometimes wonder if he has a tracking device on me now, ever since my New York incident recently... maybe even surveillance cameras...Wait! I don't even want to think of that! Damn... nightmares for a week now... Oh well (Insert large sigh...) Wouldn't put it past him...
3- I'm losing my mind... this was definitely cooked up by that psycho man-child... Okay, I'll admit it...Shuichi. He's damn annoying most of the time, and as much as I hate his whining, he thinks up the strangest damned things in the world. Some, I have to withhold a laugh at... The outfits... they're horrendous! Bananas, batteries, dogs... even cats, but my personal favorite? The damned school girl outfit... Not that I 'LIKED' it, it was just... amusing... ALRIGHT! It was fucking hilarious... he shaved his legs and everything, even down to the women's underwear. In my opinion, he should have just forgotten them. (Smirk) Damn... Oh well, so what... It turned me on a bit, no harm done, it just wasn't the proper time to do anything about it... (Curses Aizawa...) But yes... He's MY Brat, even down to his horrible writing, he's mine... and Seguchi can't do shit about it...
4-... Damn... do I really have anything else? Possibly...Let's think...Ah! Seguchi's lap dog! Heh, heh... I've never seen such a pitiful man in my entire life. He worships the ground that Tohma walks on. He's pretty much a personal servant, or maybe even a maid. Then again, if Tohma asked him to, he'd probably dress as one... I wouldn't put it past Tohma to do so either. I'm not entirely sure that Tohma is oblivious to the man's infatuation. Maybe if he's a good enough servant, Seguchi will play along. Seriously, if the guy doesn't get laid soon, he may blow a circuit in his brain. (Note to self: Enlighten Seguchi, it may get him off my back by blowing off some of his sexual frustrations...)
5- God... there's more... amazing...Okay, I'll say Tatsuha. His obsession with the man-child is sick. I don't mean the age difference, or the fact that the guy is clinically insane, I'm talking about the extent of his obsession. Every CD, every music video, every poster, and every concert... It's scary... but very amusing all the same. The Old Man thinks that he's the normal one, and he plays his part well.
But I'm laughing inside.
Every time I hear him talk about how I should be more like Tatsuha, I resist the urge to laugh in his face.
If he only knew...
Simple pleasures of life...
6- Still not done...Fuck... okay... Back to the Brat again. I wonder if he's color-blind... some of his clothes are just plain sad... he has no sense of color coordination, and the colors themselves are just too damned bright. I now wonder if they glow in the dark (I may never know. When there's no light, he's either in plain pajamas, or nothing at all... There I go again...) What ever happened to the darks? For someone who worships that damned singer, (Thankfully not as much as my brother...) He sure doesn't dress like him. At least on stage the guy looks sane... (Note to self #2: Hint to Shuichi that leather pant are a turn on... it ought to knock SOME sense into that thick head of his...)
Yuki paused momentarily before starting to check the time, making sure 'The Brat' would not be home any time soon, and then he turned back to the laptop.
7- Okay... never expected to ever touch this thing again, but here I am... number seven.
Shuichi. Yet again...
He'll do anything anyone tells him to! The most recent example? The fact that he actually did one of these himself! No doubt that I don't even wanna know... Damn idiotic Brat...
What am I going to do with him?
Yuki sighed. Knowing Shuichi, it would just be mindless drabble...
8- As much as I loathe the damn mentally fucked up brat, Yoshiki is a bit of a laugh... When he's not impersonating his brother... -shudder- or lecturing me on my romantic skills, I laugh.
In his face...
In the privacy of my own mind...
Seeing him really does let me know how screwed up that family is... a sex change... really now...
A bit extreme...
Yuki mentally tried imagine what he'd do to Shuichi if he ever got it in his mind to get tits...
He'd kill him, that's what he'd do...it would give him nightmares...
9-
Okay... so I like cats... So what?
You'd find the playful antics of Mr. Meow amusing as well...
We weren't allowed pets as kids...
Yuki grinned.
He TRULY grinned...
10- Finally! I can rid myself of the burden of finishing this damn thing!
Alright! Last amusement?
Life!
How much more fucked up could it get?
Yuki was somewhat... proud... of himself. He had finished Tohma's horrid suggestion, and to top it all off, he felt as though he could write some more of his novel!
He quickly saved the new additions to the document, and pulled his novel back up.
However, his pride was short lived...
Yuki froze as an arm snaked its way around his shoulders.
"You know, I never knew how mushy you really could be, Bro!"
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LOL
Tatsuha can be a total creeper...
His amusement ought to be...interesting...lol...
