Hello, and welcome back to the First Hopefully-not-annual-anymore Jedi Prank War! I believe Supreme Chancellor Palpatine added the Hopefully-not-annual-anymore after the 496th explosive toilet launched the 495th regular toilet into his office. He would like me to inform the Jedi Council, especially Yoda in particular, that the Jedi will be fronting the cost for the 495 broken windows, 512 holes in his floor and walls, and his 398 killed assistants. Also, they will pay for the 213 desks that the toilets broke, and the cleanup cost, as well as the 104859843833453839583 charges buttons he went though trying to sue the Jedi and the charges buttons manufacturers. He would like you to know that he is a very dangerous Sith Lord who might kill you if you delay.

Moving on, the winner of the First Hopefully-not-annual-anymore Jedi Prank War is… Yoda! Second place is tied between Obi-wan Kenobi and Mace Windu. Last place goes to Anakin, my last pathetic life-from I picked up before I died. My current one is the ghost of Jar-Jar-Stinks, who was murdered by Jar-Jar Binks. Where is Anakin anyway?

A star destroyer crashed through the wall of the studio with the remains of Palpatine's desk on the nose.

"And the Jedi can pay for my destroyed office too!" Palpatine began pressing charges buttons again.

Anakin stepped out of the speeder.

"You thank, you thank. First, thank, I would like to, my partner in prank, Master Windu. Into winning this beauty contest, a lot of work went."

"Master Yoda, this is not a beauty contest" Windu tried to subtly inform Yoda of his mistake.

"What, say, did you?"

"This is not a beauty contest."

"Hmm? Repeat that, can you?"

"THIS IS NOT A [CENSOERED] BEAUTY CONTEST!"

"Oh. Then go change, I will"

The camera scrolled over Yoda's pink covered lips to his red dress and high heels.

While Yoda is changing, we will have a short commercial break.

Yoda's Green Perfume, buy today! Get all the Yaddles in the world to marry you, you will! Make many mini Yodas, you will.

Yoda, what is tacking you so long?

"Watching my commercial, I was."

We'll just put on another one then.

Buy Windu's Purple spray! See this ugly green thing (picture of Yoda shows up on screen)? Just use Purple spray, and you can turn it a lovely purple color! (Mace Windu is not responsible for any suffocation of living creatures sprayed, nor is the Jedi council, or the Jedi in general, though an exception can be made for Skywalker, damn you).

Yoda finally came out of the changing room, muttering things about Mace like "Too tall," "Not even green," and "not a single wrinkle."

"To thank, I would like, no-one. Won this award alone, I did!"

Master Yoda, try to be graceful when accepting awards after making a humiliating mistake.

"graceful, I will not be, except when running through this announcer-force-ghost-thing with my lightsabers, I am!" He then cut open the wall, grabbed and handful of wires, and touched random ends together. Lights started flashing, klaxons started wailing, and a voice said, "Warning. Self destruct initiated. Studio will self destruct in 18.53292885723920584234929440938745934752509109109123098755784911023871351091384013dontyoudareroundthisnumber234590224985098450184510498561-800-selfdestruct105981340958109845109840514095810581034985 seconds.

The screen then went dark as Obi-Wan ran through Qui-gon's force ghost (who was trying to press the all power off button but only succeeding in getting his arm to go right through it) and pressed the all power off button. A faint cry of "DAMN YOU SKYWALKER," and, "DAMN YOU YODA," as well as "WINDU, YOU DAMN!" could be heard throughout the galaxy. And thus the prank war ended, more-or less the same way it began.

This is the last chapter! Thank you to the one person who reviewed, and please review! Also, a bit of advertising, I just put up a story of what Starwars would be like if Disney made the originals.