Hey! People say that I write them really well :S I'd have to disagree myself. Compared to other author on here, I'm an amateur :) Anyway, this one is going to be another 'Crack!Fic' so I hope you enjoy it xD

Disclaimer: I still don't own the character's ARGH !

Timeline: Set after the day of the moon x

"You really underestimate my skills sweetie," River told him with a smug grin.

"You know that I'll win… I could beat you with my eyes closed," he replied now returning that grin back to her. They were both in the Tardis console room. River was filling in her blue diary while The Doctor was 'fixing' the Tardis. River knew full well that the Tardis didn't need fixing or upgrading, he just wanted to stay in the same room with her. Either for attention, or to save him from loneliness she didn't know. She would catch him gazing at her in the corner of her eye ever so often. The once he was so distracted by River that he accidently snapped some wires that were connected to the Tardis, leaving sparks of electricity blow up everywhere. He would just come up with a lame excuse like, "that was meant to happen," but River knew perfectly well that it wasn't.

"Fine then. If you're so sure that you'll beat me, then put your money where your mouth is," she challenged, now putting her diary in her bag.

"Okay then. Prank war it is! First off the rules. The moment the other person surrender's, meaning you, then the other person wins. Sound fair?" He babbled, now putting his hand out to her, for the affirmed shake. She took his hands confidently, squeezing his hand firmly, letting him give out a quiet gasp. She chuckled, moved in closer and kissed him on the lips.

"Well… Looks like I've already started it off," she admitted, now running to the opposite side of the Tardis console.

"River!" He shouted, but then everything went all fuzzy and started to spin.

"Hallu… Hallusen… Hallululu," he mumbled, now tumbling to the floor. River towered over him, he could just about see that smirk on her face.

"Hallucinogenic lipstick... Works wonders on Time Lords," she chuckled.

Then everything went blank.

"I have to get her back. Hmm… What does she love? Lipstick! She loves lipstick! No, that would be a rubbish prank," he mumbled to himself. Then it clicked,

"her shoes!" he shouted. River just got in the shower, meaning, if he estimated correctly, he would have 30 minutes till she got out. Plenty of time, thirty minutes…

"DOCTOR!" The Doctor heard River bellow through the corridors. He was actually thrilled to hear her yell, that means the prank was a success.

"In here," he replied softly. She burst through the door making the door vibrate when it hit the wall. The Doctor wasn't scared; in fact he was quite impressed with himself.

"Whatever is the matter?" He asked all innocent like, now sitting on the Tardis sofa chair. She pulled up a pair of heels. Well, they should be called heels anymore. The heels themselves were ripped off.

"Oh no," he gasped falsely, putting his hands to his face. Her response is what scared him most though, because she laughed. Like proper- witch like- laughed.

The Doctor furrowed his eye brows. 'Why is she laughing?' He thought to himself.

"Well…" She huffed out, "Now it's going to get interesting…" she confessed eagerly.

The Doctor was really paranoid now. Even his own shadow scared the living daylight out of him for crying out loud. He hadn't heard a thing from River since he did his last trick, to fill all her bags with goo. He didn't want to move because River might have set out a trap for him, so he just stayed put. He was getting awfully bored; the only entertainment he had was twiddling his thumbs together. And quite frankly that wasn't very entertaining. Maybe his bedroom will be clear… This made the Doctor think… 'Does she even know about my room? It doesn't matter anyway though I suppose, cause that's a lot safer than staying here.' So it was settled, he was going to his room. He got up slowly, determined not to make his position clear to River. He tip toed his way across the corridor with no sign of River. As soon as he reached his room he quickly opened the door and almost fell inside. He let out a loud breath that he didn't know he was holding. He was getting quite tired, but he knew that falling asleep would be the worst thing to do while in the middle of a prank war. 'Stuff it. I'll just have to go through the consequences when I wake up'. So he made his way to the wardrobe, zombie like. He opened the doors,

"No. No... She didn't… She did! I can't- RIVVVEEEERR!" He yelled at the top of his voice. She must have been listening in behind the door because she strode into the room within milliseconds.

"FINE! THAT'S IT! YOU WIN! I. GIVE. UP!" He announced loudly, now pointing at River. She just nodded, but he knows that on the inside she was jumping for joy!

"I can't believe- I mean- Argh. River! They were perfectly good fezzes and bow ties. And you just ripped them up!" He bawled, now putting his hands through the shredded clothing.

"Actually honey… They went in the shredder. Just thought you should know," she confirmed, now patting him on the back.

Aha. Did you lot like it? It was a suggestion from a friend of mine on YouTube. Sounded an alright idea to me so I did it. Halloween tomorrow. Guess that mean a nice Halloween special Sleep well folks ;) xx Reviews are my friends