Potions Surprise!
Author: xhanachanx (a.k.a. me!)
Disclaimer: screams I don't own HP!!! jumps off a cliff dies don't worry I will be writing this story from the dead all the sudden a random scene pops up with me dead on the comp. Typing this story huh?
Summary: sings baa baa black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir yes sir...3 bags full (?)....how did the song go again? Anyways I'm lazy again.
A/N I'm sorry if this story has lots of mistakes cause I'm listing to Macarena (HEY! MACARENA!!) Oh yes it might get a little detailed in the XXX part so yes I warn you.
Snape ran into his room with tears in his face, but why is he Severus Snape crying? Be cause he was raped by two students and his very own headmaster. They had tied him locked his clothes and everything! (A/N maybe I should get more detailed bout the sex lol haha seriously I dunno lol! dances to the Macarena HEY MACARENA!!) Dumbledore's power was way too powerful for him and the students. He couldn't hurt them...He would loose his job! Anyways...he got RAPED!! ' I' m the ex-death eater!! Its our job to be the doing the raping!!! But I have no use for it' mumbled Snape. All the sudden his door opened. Snape ran to hide behind cup board. He slowly saw who it was, it was Dobby.
'Oh please don't let of Dobby drink the potion!!' prayed Snape.
'Dobby saw everything that happened to you Severus Snape sir. I think its horrible. I know of your potion...how long does it take to wear off?'
Snape sighed in relief.
'about a week'
he said with his normal deep voice.
' Oh that means me and you can have a weeks worth of fun......slave' said Dobby slowly went to play some music and slowly took off his clothes like a stripper.
'Dobby has three jobs. 1. Being a house slave. 2. A stripper. 3.Fuckin you senseless'
Snape was gagging in his mind at the thought of Dobby being a stripper. Soon Dobby had his shirt in the air waving it around in threw it on Snape.
'AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DOBBY I COMMAND YOU TO STOP IMMEDIATELY!!'
Screamed Snape.
'Please'
he said calmly and nicely. Everyone knew the mean side of him. He really did have a good heart. He was just too tired of life. He really did like Harry. He was the one who saved Harry and gave him to Dumbledore. When he saw baby Harry, he wanted to take him home. He looked just like his long lost and now dead first love Lily. Hermione was smart and beautiful. Why did he yell at her for being smart? He had his new reputation
'fine. But Dobby will be back tomorrow' Dobby said as he walked out topless.
Meanwhile Draco was naked and so was Hermione. Hermione had Draco tied to the bed. They could hear Pansy, Goyle and Crabbe fucking in the room beside them.
'I always wondered if that was possible'
giggled Hermione.
'Oh come on please please untie me so I can give you what we I mean what you want.' Begged Draco.
'oh just hold on' Hermione said as she started to singing in a britney spears 'hit me baby one more time' tune.
'Oh daddy daddy!)
(Oh daddy daddy!)
Teach me teach me
I'm just a little girl
With lovin' on her mind
Reach me reach me
Give me a spin and twirl
From all the way behind
Tell me how to hold it
While we, while it's growin
Baby, it's so swollen
Now we're flowin'
Whoops! Explosion!
You're older and it's thrilling me (Yeah yeah!)
To bad our love's a felony (A felony!)
Your big like daddy,
I'll open wide
Put it inside
Lick my baby back behind!'
You do protest that i'm jailbait (Jailbait!)
I'm just 16, but I just can't wait (I just can't wait!)
My mom's real cool,
-promise-
You won't do time!
Lick my baby back behind!
'Oh so your really horny eh? KINKY!!!'
said Draco
Hermione nodded and jumped into the bed untied him and they got at it.
A/N okay...thats all for today i guess ya...DONT FLAME ME!!!
