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for reviewing! :D Yeah, I changed the genre Romance/Humor, into Romance/Drama. And why? Because there is going to be a lot of drama in this story. So just a heads up, peoples. So... yeah.

And well, Gin didn't die yet, but I'm real sad! D: And when the hell are they going to show Kenpachi's progress!

And, oh, man... I think I know why it's taking me a while to update... I'm not interested in this story. D:

Disclaimer – I do not own Bleach, but I do own the three women.

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Kenpachi was pissed.

It was as simple as one, two, three.

He watched as Shun and that blue haired bastard stared at each other with shocked looks, his arms crossed over his chest, his upper lip curled. And while that bastard had his woman, he was sitting with some bitch that wouldn't shut the hell up. Kept going on and on about her makeup and dress. Wasn't she scared of him? Jeez. Where the hell was the scared look and the shaking?

He glanced at the woman and frowned, seeing her eyes shining, talking and talking. Could he kill her? Nah. Yachiru would be mad if he ruined her special event to get candy. He clenched his hands and sighed.

"How do you like my dress, Kenpachi?" The woman asked, smiling brightly.

Kenpachi? Did she just call him by his first name? He growled and looked somewhere else. Anyway where he didn't have to look at the woman. He narrowed his eyes when she poked his arm. And she had the nerve to touch him! He glanced at the woman with obvious annoyance, seeing her continue to smile, waiting patiently.

He merely grunted and looked away.

He wasn't going to talk to this woman.

Kenpachi's eye twitched when she touched him again, leaving her hand on his arm, clenching his teeth together. He closed his eyes and glanced at the woman, seeing her smile. He already hated her.

"You must not be scary at all, Kenpachi. Because I heard that another woman is in your division and she constantly yells at others, including you." She said, closing her eyes with a pleasant smile, obviously talking about Shun.

Okay.

That was it.

Kurotsuchi's machine was messed up to pair him with this broad.

He growled and narrowed his eyes, glaring at the woman. Him? Not scary? Did this woman have any idea who she was talking to? He was Kenpachi Zaraki. A man that constantly chased after Ichigo for a fight. He'd admit this woman had quite a chest, but he wasn't interested.

Nor was he in any other woman.

Other than Shun.

Ah, shit. He sounded so sappy.

He leaned forward and rested his elbow on the table, resting his cheek on his palm, thinking about that woman. He hated her when he first met her, thinking every woman was weak. When she first saw him, he saw amazement in her eyes instead of fear, muttering something about his height. At first, he thought she was stupid but then she proved she was strong when she fought against most of his division.

He got a lot of complaints from his other men about her after that.

He wished he was already on his way home, just to get away from this talking bitch. He just wanted to eat and leave. And maybe frighten this woman before leaving. And maybe make Shun blush.

Hm.

Yeah.

He'd do that.

And maybe do something else. He smirked and straightened up, giving the woman a maniacal grin, seeing her widen her eyes and shrink down. That was more like it. He gave off a frightening dark aura, raising his reiatsu, people paling and moving their tables away from him.

He just wanted to leave.

Why the hell did Yachiru even invite all the damn Captains, including him?

Where was she anyway?

He turned his head and looked around the restaurant, stopping when his visible eye caught sight of her. When he looked at her date... he couldn't help but smirk widely.

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Byakuya's eyes were closed, his hands resting on his lap, his eyebrows furrowed into a mad state. The lieutenant from the eleventh squad... was his date. He knew he wouldn't be paired with Rio, considering all the hundreds of shinigami out there. He opened his eyes, seeing the lieutenant stuff candy into her mouth.

"Lieutenant, I suggest stop eating so you won't ruin your appetite for when our food arrives." Byakuya said, seeing the small lieutenant stop and stare at him, blinking several times.

"Okay, Bya-kun!" Yachiru yelled, grinning widely.

Byakuya sighed, closing his eyes once more. Kurotsuchi's machine was probably damaged somehow. That was the most logical explanation for this.

"Bya-kun, did you and Cutie-chan set a date for your wedding?" Yachiru asked, smiling brightly, sneaking a piece of candy into her mouth.

"Not yet." Byakuya said, trying to calm himself.

"Aw."

Yachiru furrowed her eyebrows and pouted, seeing Byakuya give her a blank stare. She sighed and closed her eyes, shaking her head, making the Captain narrow his eyes.

She was making it seem like it was a lost cause.

How dare she.

"Bya-kun, do you want some?" Yachiru asked, holding out a lollipop, a wide smile on her face.

Byakuya mentally shuddered. "No, I do not want to spoil my dinner, lieutenant Kusajishi."

"We're eating! You can call me Yachiru, Bya-kun!"

"...No."

Yachiru pouted, folding her arms over her chest and huffing, looking away. Byakuya didn't look like he cared. Probably because he didn't. He looked through the restaurant, his eyes resting on blond and black hair, recognizing that as Rio.

When he saw who she was with, he narrowed his eyes.

Juushiro Ukitake.

He looked forward and closed his eyes, his face emotionless, trying to hide his irritation. Yachiru blinked and looked in the direction where he was looking, seeing the green eyed woman staring at Ukki.

Yachiru pouted.

Stupid Mayurin. Even though Yachiru liked Byakuya, she wanted him to be with Rio. She looked at Byakuya, seeing his eyes closed, his eyebrows close together. Poor Bya-kun.

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Hitsugaya's eye twitched, staring at the woman across from him.

"How... did I get paired with you?" Hitsugaya asked, glaring at the woman.

"I don't know."

Hitsugaya sighed and rested his forehead on his palm, eyes closed, eyebrows drawn together. He wasn't expecting to see... Matsumoto when he walked to the table. The woman smiled brightly across from him, making the frown on his face deepen.

"Well, since we're here together, let's have something to eat, hm?" Matsumoto asked, looking through the menu with a bright smile.

Hitsugaya frowned.

Just... fantastic.

He looked around the restaurant, trying to spot the spiky brown hair. When he found it, he had to blink and widen his eyes when he saw her so called date. Was that... Kyoraku? Hitsugaya parted his lips. Yuri's date was Kyoraku?

Hitsugaya stared at them before frowning, turning his head and glaring at the woman. He would have gladly taken Nanao than his lieutenant.

Or even Soi Fon.

He shuddered.

No, not her. He would never consider it unless he wanted to die.

"Captain, do you know if Yuri likes drinking?" Matsumoto asked, her eyes gleaming.

"Yes, Matsumoto, I know. But she only likes to drink once in a while." Hitsugaya said, grabbing his cup and raising it to his lips, taking a sip of his water, closing his eyes.

"Well, she told me she drinks when her friend says she wants to drink." Matsumoto said, a finger on her lip, looking up in thought. "Yes, that's what she said." She said, nodding.

Probably that woman named Shun.

Hitsugaya opened his eyes, seeing Matsumoto look through the menu. Why her? He had said in that paper he wanted someone who was cheerful... wait... damn. He frowned and closed his eyes, irritation etched onto his face. Why was Yuri paired with Kyoraku?

They had absolutely nothing in common.

He had nothing in common with Yuri as well, but he should have been paired with her!

His eyebrows drew together, clenching his hands. Matsumoto stared at him before covering her mouth with a knowing smile. Her Captain was jealous. But when she looked up and saw Yuri's date, her eyes widened with disbelief.

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"You... are my so called date?" Grimmjow asked, glaring at the woman sitting across from him.

"I guess so." Shun said, a wide amused grin on her face.

"Jus' fuckin' fantastic." Grimmjow groaned, rolling his eyes, propping his cheek onto his palm. "That fuckin' bastard is gonna kill me."

"Who?" Shun asked, raising an eyebrow, her eyes flicking to the side, seeing a bottle of sake.

"Who else? The bastard that beats anyone who even glances at ya." Grimmjow said, frowning deeply. "I want to stay alive, not die by tomorrow fer a dumbass reason."

"Well... we're here as friends then." Shun said, grabbing the sake bottle, tilting her head back and taking a swig.

"Friends?" Grimmjow asked, raising an eyebrow. "If ya forgot, Masuyo, we fight each other almost everyday an' yell at each other. Plus... well, there is no plus, but we're not friends. An' that's my sake."

"Ah, c'mon. You can't share or something?" Shun asked, raising an eyebrow, setting the sake on the table. "So what if we're not friends? This doesn't have to be an actual date. We could..." Her eyes widened, a smirk spreading across her face. "We could have a drinking contest!"

Grimmjow stared at the woman with a hard expression, seeing her grin widely, a similar grin slowly spreading across his face. He slammed his hands on the table, standing up, his grin taking up most of his features.

"Fine!" Grimmjow yelled, making the woman grin evilly across from him.

"And the loser has to lose on purpose when we fight the next time!" Shun yelled, standing up as well.

Both people grinned savagely.

"Deal!"

"Will you two be quiet!"

Both people narrowed their eyes and turned their heads, raising an eyebrow when they saw the Captain from the twelfth squad. They stared at him for five solid minutes, his glare staying on them all the while. Shun grinned widely.

"Kurotsuchi?" Shun asked, her grin taking up most of her features. "Don't tell me you actually signed up for thi-"

"Of course not! I am only here to make sure Nemu's date doesn't do anything." Kurotsuchi said, looking away with a frown.

Shun blinked, raising an eyebrow. Who the hell was Nemu? Grimmjow rolled his eyes, sitting down, grabbing two cups and pouring sake inside of them. Kurotsuchi looked away, looking in another direction, a glare still on his face. Shun looked in his line of vision, doing a double take. Was that Ikkaku? With a woman? If Kurotsuchi was glaring at the third seat, then that probably meant that the woman across from Ikkaku was Nemu, right?

Shun blinked and narrowed her eyes, trying to see the third seat's face.

She widened her eyes a second later.

Was he... blushing? She watched as the man looked away, arms folded over his chest, a tinge of red on his cheeks. A large grin spread across her face, sitting down, grinning at the blue haired man. Grimmjow frowned and glared at her. If he could, he would attack her just to get that stupid grin off her face.

Shun looked down, seeing a cup in front of her, picking it up.

"Shall we?" Shun asked, raising the cup with a smirk.

Grimmjow grinned widely, grabbing his cup, both people giving each other a determined look. They tipped their heads back and drank everything in their cups, everyone around them slowly moving away.

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Rio smiled at the Captain, seeing him close his eyes and smile back. Who would have thought that she would have been put with the Captain from the thirteenth division. She's barely spoken with him. Maybe once or twice. But never had she actually talked to him. When the Captain opened his eyes and continued to smile at her, she widened her eyes lightly, looking down.

She was... blushing?

"Rio, what would you like to eat?" Ukitake asked, looking around the restaurant with a smile.

"Huh? Oh." Rio looked up in thought, her eyebrows furrowed.

Ukitake looked around the restaurant, trying to locate the Captain of the sixth squad. Surely he was steaming with anger that he was sitting with the green eyed woman instead of him. He blinked, seeing Rio look at him and smile, telling him what she wanted. He nodded with a kind smile.

"Rio, do you remember when we last spoke?" Ukitake asked, looking up in thought.

Rio blinked before furrowing her eyebrows, trying to remember. When did they last speak? She stared at the Captain with a sad smile.

"I'm sorry, Captain Ukitake, but I don't remember." Rio said, shaking her head.

Ukitake nodded before raising his hands.

"Please, Rio. We're at dinner together." Ukitake said, giving the woman a smile. "You could call me Juushiro."

"Juushiro..." Rio muttered, blinking several times. She smiled. "It's nice to talk to you again, Juushiro."

Ukitake smiled, turning his head, seeing someone walk towards their table and ask what they wanted. After ordering, the person bowed before walking away once more. Rio looked back at the man. She heard he had a lung ailment.

But she also heard he didn't like people worrying about him.

She stared at the Captain with amazement in her eyes. He was amazing. He had an illness, yet he was still a Captain, showing that anyone could become a Captain. He was probably looked up by a lot of people. Her eyes shined. She wanted to be strong like him. But she also wanted to be strong like Shun.

Her eyes softened.

Shun... was her idol.

"Rio, have you read any good books lately?" Juushiro asked, raising his eyebrows with a bright smile.

Rio blinked before smiling brightly, nodding.

"I read The Art of War."

"Really?"

Rio nodded with a bright smile, making Ukitake's smile widened. He gazed at the woman, hearing her talk about the book, making several comments and seeing her nod along with it and agree with him. His eyes softened, giving the woman a kind smile.

Byakuya was lucky to have this woman.

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"Captain Kyoraku, I didn't know you signed up for this." Yuri said, smiling widely.

"Well, of course I would sign up for this!" Kyoraku exclaimed, a smile on his face. "Every Captain was told to do so. Plus, I heard my sweet Nanao-chan signed up as well."

Yuri blinked before smiling brightly. Kyoraku liked Nanao... Yuri's eyes started shining brightly, a large grin on her face. She then furrowed her eyebrows a second later, remembering he said he had heard that Nanao had signed up as well. He was probably hoping to be paired with her.

"I'm sorry, Captain Kyoraku." Yuri muttered, lowering her head.

"Now why would you be sorry?" Kyoraku asked, raising his eyebrows, his hat moving when he moved his head.

"Because you wanted to be with lieutenant Ise but you ended up with me." Yuri said, her eyes welling up with tears.

She jolted when a hand was placed on her head, looking up with a blink. Kyoraku smiled widely, making the woman blink and raise her eyebrows, staring at the man questioningly.

"It doesn't matter if I'm not with Nanao-chan." Kyoraku said, staring at the small woman. "All that matters is that I care about her."

Yuri stared at the man before a small smile made it's way onto her lips. She nodded, making the Captain's smile widen before he removed his hand from her head, turning his head when he saw someone walked towards them.

After ordering, the Captain held up a cup with a wide smile.

"Let us drink!" Kyoraku said, pouring a cup for the small woman.

Yuri stared at the cup before looking up, nodding with a wide smile. She stared into the cup, raising her eyebrows, thinking that it wasn't even a couple days since she last drank. She looked up in thought before shrugging lightly. It didn't matter. If Captain Kyoraku said he wanted to drink, then she would drink along as well.

She sipped the contents, closing her eyes, feeling her throat sting when the liquid slid down her throat. She tilted her head back, making the Captain widen his eyes when she tilted her head forward once more, a wide smile on her face.

She drank everything... in one gulp.

Kyoraku's eyes shined.

"That was amazing, Yuri-chan." Kyoraku said, a large smile on his face.

Yuri blinked, staring at the Captain with a questioning stare. Kyoraku gazed at the woman with a wide smile, amazed that someone as cute as her could drink at all. He raised his hand and rested it on her head, seeing her blink and tilt her head.

"How would you like it if we had a drinking contest?" Kyoraku asked, a wide goofy smile on his face.

Yuri's eyes widened as they shined, nodding rapidly, making the Captain chuckle before he poured them both a cup.

The brown haired woman grinned widely, wondering why she never thought about drinking with the Captain from the eighth squad. He was so much fun!

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A/N Okay people, I know some of you don't like what I did, but bear with me, please. Oh! And HeyxDiddlexDiddle, awesome username! =D