"This place is insane," Sirius mumbled to himself. Having just witnessed (from under the Ravenclaw table) Harry ask Draco Malfoy to be his boyfriend.
"Am I the only guy who looks up girls skirts instead of guys?" He sat there, contemplating what he had just said.
"I think I know what Voldemort meant by 'beware of the man/women, and I also have a slight hunch why Hermione was so afraid of Harry's thoughts." he added. The contemplated this for a few moments.
"Why am I talking to myself?" he asked. He contemplated some more.
"I seriously need to stop contemplating." Moving from his sitting position back to his hands and knees Sirius continued to crawl down the length of the Ravenclaw table.
