Alrighty... This one is a page longer than I had planned, but it has a bit of... Sexual content in it... Fun times! And a hell of a lot of frustration... Nilah effen dishes it out like none other, yeah? Enjoy! I know I did!!! I also went a little over board with the underlining, italics, and the bolds... I apologize for that... ^^ - Scitah


She huffed and tossed off her robe, laying it on the counter where she pulled herself up to sit on it, "You are such a tease! I thought it was the woman's job to tease the man?"

Shaun blushed a little, "Maybe in the States?"

She rolled her eyes at him, "You're evil." She scoffed, "I can't believe I fell into that! You probably have a wife at home, or a girlfriend or something… Right?"

Shaun shook his head, "No." he debated telling her everything, "No one at home but my Re-Animated best friend Ed."

They sat in silence until Shaun looked towards Nilah as she hopped down, ballet shoes clacking noisily on the linoleum.

She walked up to him, "Good… That's means I can do this!" and she grabbed his shirt and pulled him into a kiss, shocking the hell out of Shaun.

Shaun felt his eyes flutter shut and moved to dominate her in the kiss, wrapping his arms around her body protectively.

Nilah felt a flutter in her gut as he moved to make the kiss seem like his idea.

Taking cautious steps backwards, so she didn't fall, Nilah felt Shaun fill the space each time till she was pressed against more counter.

Both were incredibly turned on as Nilah ended up sitting on the edge of the counter, Shaun between her legs, his hands skirting just under her top, her legs wrapped firmly around his waist.

Shaun's right hand drifted upwards, up, up, and up, finding her breast and grasping it softly, rough hand brushing across her hardened nipple, dragging a gasp from her mouth straight into his and a shiver from her entire body, passing the shiver from her body to his.

Nilah's mouth moved from his mouth to his ear, nibbling softly, "Hmmmm. Shaun." she moaned out.

His eyes snapped open and he quickly backed up from her, sitting in a chair at the table, quickly.

Nilah glanced around and then looked towards Shaun who had his head in his hands, "What just happened?"

She was horny and was very upset that he moved away from her like that. "In case you don't know, Shaun, you have to be close to some one to screw them!"

Shaun sighed, "I'm sorry. But I can't do this?"

Nilah gaped, "Oh, my God… Are you gay?"

It was Shaun's turn to gape, "What?"

"It's an honest question, Shaun. Are you gay? Because I am getting this feeling that you don't want to fuck me!" She crossed her arms with a stern look, attempting to goad him into walking back over to her, like any other man would.

Scoffing, Shaun held his head again, "That's not it." he muttered.

"What?" She leaned her left ear to Shaun skeptically.

"It's not that I don't-" He started out loud, looking at her, then quieted, looking away, "-Want to bang you sideways till you're silly… But, I was raised so that you only do that with some one you're going steady with…"

Nilah set her hands on the counter edge on either side of her, "Are you shitting me?"

"What? No."

Her head bowed, "I finally stop looking for a guy like you, run into you, try to get laid, and you end up being all knight in shining armor! Why can't we just fuck and go from there?" she whined.

Shaun snorted, "I won't do that… I have morals, you know?"

"Well… Fuck your morals and fucking fuck me, damnit!" she exclaimed exasperatedly.

"Don't exacerbate things, Nilah." Shaun muttered with a small smirk. He found her little line quite funny.

"Fuck you! I'm not! I want to get laid! How long has it been since you've been laid, Shaun?" She shouted.

"Years! But that isn't long enough for me to forget myself!" He started shouting back.

She held up her hands, "Fine! You wanna be a total woman tonight? Fine by me! Just don't come to me when you ache to get laid… You can sleep on the couch, blanket's on the back of it…" she hopped off the counter and got her robe, "Good night, Shaun."

He watched her walk out sadly and sighed, letting his head fall to the table.

"Ow…"


David opened his eyes with a smirk.

He could feel her sexual frustration towards Shaun.

This Shaun person had surprised him greatly!

Who could deny his Nilah?

David couldn't… But he'd have to in order to punish her when she finally came crawling back to him.

Oh yes

She would learn that she was his in due time!

Then they'd live forever together!


Nilah awoke and got ready for another day in the Lab, throwing on a pair of dark jeans and a black tank top, a clean lab coat with all her utensils transferred from the previous day's pockets to the new pockets.

She threw on a pair of gym shoes, having a feeling that she should from now on, dress for a blood bath!

Walking out to her kitchen, she smiled at the still sleeping Shaun, "Wake up."

He jolted upright, "Wha?"

"Coffee? Tea?" she asked, grabbing a chocolate nutritional drink from the fridge and shook it.

"Uhm… Tea." he rubbed his eyes.

"Alright." and she quickly got to it, it was hot and dark by the time he made his way to the kitchen in his undershirt and boxers.

"I can take it from here. Thanks." he said.

Nilah nodded, downing her drink easily.

A paper slid under the door, so Nilah recycled her can and got it, sifting through it at the door, "Come on, Shaun."

"Five seconds." he yawned, putting his mug onto the table, then rushing towards the couch to pull on his slacks leaving his button up shirt and tie, then rushed back to his mug and grabbed the bat by the door, allowing Nilah to lead the way.

They went down to the lab where every one already was.

And it was an evil chuckle that halted every one, "How could you deny my Nilah what she wanted… Shaun?"

Nilah rolled her eyes, "Do shut the fuck up, freak. I really don't want to hear you right now." she then continued sifting through the paper while walking into the real lab, rather than the hallway, where everything happened to, well, happen.

"Morning." she called blandly to everyone, taking her seat at the table as Shaun stood not too far off, sipping his tea with his trusty bat on his shoulder.

"Morning, Nilah. What did David mean?" Kyle asked, leaning towards her.

"I meant, she wanted to get laid, but Shaun wouldn't screw her!" David chuckled.

Nilah and Shaun ignored him as the others looked utterly shocked.

"Ooh! I knew it!" James cried out, joyously.

"Nothing happened." both Nilah and Shaun answered.

"Why wouldn't you screw Nilah?" Erik asked, receiving a rough nudge from Kyle.

"He wanted to be a twot about it and wanted to be in a committed relationship, first! I just wanted sex." Nilah explained blandly, "Oops! A zombie bit a stray dog last night… Dog died and all that was left was the tail and the right fluffy ear…"

"Really?" Erik looked to Shaun who sighed.

"That wasn't what I said!" He rolled his eyes.

"Uh-huh… But you meant it." Nilah argued back.

"So?"

"That's what matters, Shaun… Not what you didn't say, but that you actually meant my paraphrasing! What kinda guy passes up sex for a committed relationship!?" she slammed the paper down.

"A decent guy!" He offered, loudly.

"You mean a twot?" Came David's voice.

"Fuck off!" Shaun growled to David, over his shoulder.

"Shaun? I've stopped looking for that. I've given up on committed relationships and have decided, getting laid takes priority! It makes it so much easier to just get laid than to wait and wait and fuckin' wait months to screw some one. It's especially sad when the screw wasn't worth the wait, so why not fuck first, then decide on a relationship afterwards?" Nilah explained.

Shaun shrugged, "I was raised better!"

"Better? Are you saying I'm disgusting?" She asked astounded.

David chuckled, "Whoops…" he mocked.

"No! Of course not! I'm just saying I have standards and-"

"So then I'm not good enough?" Nilah asked, eye brows raised, arms and legs crossed.

Shaun sighed, "That's not it either!"

"You think I'm ugly?" She asked quickly.

"God, no!"

"I smell funny?"

"On the contrary."

"You're letting my career choice get in the way?"

He paused, "Not really. It could cause problems later, though."

"Raaagh! That's it!" She turned back to her paper, completely silent.

"What just happened?" Shaun asked.

"You win! Just like last night… Alright, Shaun? I won't attempt to seduce you any more! After all, isn't this what vibrators are for?" she looked over at him seriously, "Sell any of those at the shop?"

Shaun looked disgusted, "No!"

She shrugged, "I'll just have to look elsewhere, then."

Shaun was flabbergast, glancing around in shock.

David laughed evilly, "I win…"

"How so?" Nilah asked, turning the page.

"Now that he won't fuck you, you'll need a real man to take care of you!" David said.

"Uh… Yes… But dead, half dead, and un-dead aren't on my list of REAL men, Freak. And since the good guy won't screw me, one of my coworkers is gay, the other I consider a little brother, and the last a fatherly figure, I'm doomed to never actually get laid. Now, David, if you become fully human, I would gladly allow you to help me out, but since you are, you know… A freak of nature created by my hand, I'm just going to keep hitting you with MY aluminum bat that Shaun seems keen on keeping. M-kay?"

She turned another page, un-perplexed by every one watching her in awe.

Erik frowned, "I'm not gay and I'm not Shaun, Nor am I David, and I don't act like a father to you, so I'm the little brother figure?"

"Uh-huh…" She glanced over the corner of her paper at him with a smirk.

"That's not fair! I'd do you!" He huffed angrily.

Nilah laughed, "Puh-lease! I bet you've never even looked at a woman twice, but have secretly found yourself totally watching other males and it scares the shit outta you. That's why you're angry all the time! You were raised on a religion that said Homosexuality was a sin and that freaks you out, so you end up despising yourself which is why you're so damned angry. You can't stand to be yourself. Which is also why you blatantly hit on me, but secretly watch some one else."

Erik sat there, staring at her, "What?"

"So that's why you looked me over like that… No wonder it was strange…" Shaun muttered aloud.

"Oh, piss off! I weren't lookin' at yuh!" Erik growled. "Nilah's just angry she didn' get laid last night!"

Nilah set her paper down, "Fine. Kiss me."

Every one stared again, "Wh-What?"

"You 'eard me! Kiss me! If you're not closet gay, this shouldn't bother you."

"I ain't gonna kiss yuh!" Erik said in disgust.

A smug look crossed her face, "Why not? And don't use the sibling relationship thing, you don't believe in it."

"You do!" He pointed out.

"But I can push it aside to prove a point, Erik."

"You're not my type." He pulled at strings he didn't really have enough of to pull.

"Please. I'm horny and want to get laid. I'm every straight man's type… Except for Shaun."

"Hey! You are my type." Shaun complained.

"What ever. Erik… What other excuses you got?"

"Uhh…"

"He's terrified and nervous… I can smell it." David groaned through the door.

"Thank you Freak." Nilah growled, "But I didn't need your nose to tell me that."

Erik leaned back in his chair, "Fuck you guys." he then got up and left.