A/N: I'm really sorry for the late update guys, it just happened that when I wanted to post the chapter I realized it was only 657 words long... It tried to correct it and it's still not a long chapter but at least it's better.

Anuway, enjoy !

Chapter 7:

After leaving the police station, the boys decide to go to the London tower to visit it in the afternoon.

"Guys I'm starving, they didn't even offer me lunch for locking me up unfairly." Puck states when he hears his stomach churn. Kurt rolls his eyes.

"Are you seriously going to play all victim now ?" He asks in disbelief.

"I totally was the victim in all that, I could sue the guy for what he told you !" Puck replies.

"His nose is broken, I'm pretty sure you were lucky enough the cop who watched the tape wasn't a homophobe or you would be in some serious trouble." Kurt says, sighing. "With your record I don't know what you'd have had but I'm pretty sure you'd be in a plane for Lima Juvenal detention center by now." Puck only snorts and spots an ad indicating a KFC not far.

"Here we are !" He says happily.

"I'm not eating in some place where frying is the main ingredient !" Kurt refuses.

"Chill out, there are beans with the meals in London, so it's kinda healthy." Puck explains, craving for food. Kurt still looks skeptical, making Puck sigh. "Listen, I'd say my treat if I still had money but how about I offer you and your dad dinner at Breadsticks when we're back in Lima ?" He offers, and he knows that Kurt will agree at that since all he wants is for Puck and Burt to, if not like, at least stand each other.

"Fine." Kurt gives in, making Puck grin even though he feels screwed for the dinner offer with Burt . They enter the restaurant which is almost empty.

"You two sit down, I'm ordering the meals." Puck states, forcing Kurt on a chair by pushing on his shoulders.

"Can I ask you a question ?" Blaine asks hesitantly as soon as Puck is several steps away from their table. Kurt frowns, what kind of question is that ? What is he supposed to answer ? No ?

"Sure." He answers, trying not to look uncomfortable.

"How long have you been dating ?" Blaine asks.

"Two months." Kurt answers without an hesitation. He knew Blaine would ask him about that sooner or later and decided to take the date of the first time they went to the movies together as the starting point of their fake relationship.

"And... I mean... I don't know how to put this but... was Puck already gay ?" Blaine asks, blushing at the bluntess of the question. Kurt shakes his head, not really getting the point of this question.

"No. Well I don't really know since we were already close as best friends. Even now he's not gay, he's bi since he's never been with a boy before me." Kurt starts rambling lamely.

"Was it easy to deal with ?" The curly haired boy asks curiously.

"When you have a hot piece of ass like Kurt to deal with your gayness, it's not so hard to get it up." Puck says a huge smirk on his face as he comes back with their meals. Kurt blushes furiously and wonders if it can turn permanent since he feels like he spends his days blushing lately.

"Do you really have to be so blunt ?" Kurt asks, smacking his arm lightly, it is embarrassing that Blaine is hearing that.

"I'm only being realistic, baby face." Puck answers, passing his arms around Kurt's shoulders, and Kurt is sure, now, that he'll be red until the end of the trip if Puck doesn't stop his fake-flirting. He really never expected Puck to please himself so much in the part of his boyfriend, but it actually looks like he's having a lot of fun.

"So you really had no trouble with dating a boy ?" Blaine asks looking irritated at Puck's behavior. Puck only smirks at him, glad to have an excuse to make the boy jealous.

"Dating some guy would've bothered me, but it's that pretty boy we're talking about dude, no one can resist him." Puck answers brushing Kurt's cheek with his hand gently to feel the heat caused by the blush spread on it. He smirks internally at Kurt's embarrassment, the boy is so quickly uneasy, it's hilarious. "Dude, your cheek is so hot, I am so saying embarrassing things to you all winter long just for you to blush and warm me up !" Puck states, now placing his own cold cheek against Kurt's, it instantly turns even warmer but Kurt quickly turns his head towards Blaine, breaking skin contact. He gives Blaine an apologetic smile for Puck's behavior.

"Could we please talk about some other topic ?" Kurt asks.

"No problem babe. So Blaine what about that Jeremiah dude who hasn't said a word since we got here ?" Puck asks devilishly, Kurt face palms himself at Puck's tactless manners.


"Stay here guys, I'm going to ask for the prices." Kurt says walking in the direction of London eye while Puck and Blaine are sitting on a bench facing the Thames river. None of them say a thing, just staring at the water. Puck doesn't want to start an argument now that there are no bars or food to prevent him from punching the guy.

"You know that he deserves better than you." Blaine states suddenly. Puck closes his eyes to remain somewhat calm despite his urge to punch Blaine's mouth shut.

"Dude, don't go there you're gonna hurt yourself." Puck says calmly.

"I don't know what you did to make him be attracted to you but you know you don't deserve him."

"I don't know what makes you think you deserve him better than I do, and ,news flash, he's already dating me. Now, I just punched a cop this morning so you'd better not mess with me."

"That's exactly what I'm talking about, I don't mean to be rude but you really have violence issues, when Kurt is sweet and would never hurt anyone." Blaine says. He snorts and adds. "And I'm pretty sure you're still in the closet."

"And what makes you think that ?" Puck asks.

"You're not even sure you're gay, I never saw you kiss Kurt on the lips, I'm so sure you play with him !" Blaine says.

"You don't know shit about me, Hobbit ! I'd never play with him now shut your big mouth." Puck snaps to end the conversation.

"So I'm right, you're still in the closet !" Blaine says, smirking.

"I'm not in your fuckin' closet." Puck defends himself. He's a badass he would never hide in a closet if he were gay.

"Then prove it." Blaine challenges him. "You go and kiss him in the middle of the crowd." He looks certain that Puck won't dare to do it, and that's what decides him to do it. No one plays smart with Noah Puckerman without paying for it, and here the price is making Blaine very much jealous. And kissing Kurt can't be that bad, he already sounds somehow like a girl, maybe he will taste like a girl. He smirks at Blaine, stands up and walks towards Kurt who's in middle of the queue, he just hopes he's not going to get a slap for that.

"Hey there." He greets Kurt who turns around to face him.

"Hey, what are you doing here ?" Kurt asks with a smile. Puck shrugs and simply wraps his arms around Kurt's waist seductively and kisses him for several seconds, to make sure Blaine sees it. Kurt doesn't return the kiss, too startled to do anything. When Puck breaks away, Kurt opens wide eyes.

"Puck what the hell was that ?" Kurt asks, clearly scandalized.

"Your future boyfriend accused me of being in the closet" Puck replies moodily.

"And ? You're not even gay Puck, you're not in or out of the closet, there's no closet for you !" Kurt tells him exasperated.

"Maybe but I'd totally be out of the closet if I were gay !" Puck argues. "Now, would you please look pleased to make him even more jealous."

"I can't believe that you're so full of yourself." Kurt states shaking his head.

"C'mon make a happy face I'm the best kisser you'll ever get to kiss in your entire life !" Puck says making Kurt chuckle. "That's more like it yeah !" Puck says pleased. He pecks Kurt on the cheek and goes back to the bench where Blaine is still sitting. "you were saying ?" He asks as he sits next to the prep boy who looks irritated now. "But you can still think that he'd be happier with you, the fuck if I care." Puck sates.

"I never said I wanted to date Kurt, I don't know why you're always saying that." Blaine says.

"Too bad for you I'm not stupid or blind, I can see the way you're always checking him out, I didn't say a thing before coz your boyfriend was here, I didn't want to cause a drama but now just drop it." Puck says. He knows he should not do that, he's scaring Blaine away from Kurt and that's not the goal of the act they are pulling off. But that dude is really getting to him right now.

"Kurt likes me. You can hate me as much as you want but he does like me or he wouldn't have offered me to come along with you." Blaine states, staring at Puck in the eyes. Puck takes in the word the boy just said. He's right, boyfriend or not, Kurt seems to like Blaine better than him to offer him to come when he knew Puck was going to be the third wheel. And Puck shouldn't care because he's just Kurt's friend and it's natural that Kurt has got a crush on some dude. After all, Puck already dated like five girls since they are friends. There is nothing to be jealous about, Kurt is not jealous of the chicks he bangs so Puck is not jealous of the guy Kurt has a crush on.


A/N: Please review to light up my sad saturday night !

Next chapter will be ... intense and will warrant the rating. I won't say more but I think you'll like it.

Love you all !

Ant.

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