AN: Here's another chapter. Thank you for reading, no beta still.


Stefan, Kol and Rebekah were walking out of the restaurant.

"I don't think I could another bite!" Kol said

"Considering you ate my plate too" Rebekah said

"Sharing is caring Bexx" Kol said

"Come on, I'll take you home" Stefan said

"No, she doesn't want to go home" Kol said

"What?" Rebekah asked

"You're coming with me, I'm not leaving you alone" Kol said

"I will not be staying with you in that thing you call an apartment" Rebekah hissed

"Fine I'll stay with you" Kol offered

"I'm not a child"

"Then stop acting like a brat then!"

"Stop it you two! Rebekah, I heard what happened, and your brother is just trying to help you. And Kol, dial it down a notch" Stefan said

"I want to see what Nik is doing" Rebekah said

"No you don't! He's probably doing vile, perverse things to that blonde girl, things that would get him arrested in most states" Kol said

"Shut up!" Rebekah yelled

"And if she's limping at the end, then I'm going to give him a big pat on the back" Kol said

"I'm going to be sick!" Rebekah said


Caroline opened her eyes slowly. She was exhausted and looked around the room. She was in Klaus's room. She saw a glass of water on the table next to her and reached for it. She moved and her body felt incredibly sore. She shifted and sat up and felt it throbbing. She gulped down the water and looked over at Klaus who was sleeping with a smile on his face. He looked almost angelic the way he slept, even though their previous night's events would tell another story. She looked around the room and saw clothes thrown about the room. She saw pieces of what she wore scattered about. She reached into her hair and realized it was big and puffy and must have resembled a bird's nest. She moved and swung her legs off the bed. Her feet touched the plush carpet and she could feel how sore she still was. She was about to move when she felt an arm wrap around her waist and pull her back into bed. She squealed as she felt the sheets against her back and Klaus's body pressed against hers.

"Morning love, going somewhere?" Klaus asked as his hands skimmed along her sides

"Aren't you tired?"

"I slept quite well last night, didn't you?"

"I did, until someone kept waking me up"

"I didn't hear you complain, in fact all I heard was you-"

Caroline covered his mouth before he could finish. Klaus had a devilish glint in his eye. He slid down her body, trailing kisses on his way down, past her breasts, to her belly button and then lower.

"No, no, no! Stop!" Caroline yelled

"What's wrong?" Klaus said as his head popped back up

"I'm just really sore"

"Shall I kiss it and make it better?"

"How are you not sore?"

"Did I really hurt it?"

"Yes"

"But to be fair, you did hurt mine too"

"And I thought I made up for it"

"You did, now let me make it up to you"


Duck and chicken were in the kitchen eating when they heard someone walking. They stopped and looked up. They saw a woman, holding her shoes walking towards the door. The woman stopped and looked at duck and chicken. Chicken flapped its wings and shooed the woman away. The woman shrieked and ran out of the apartment. A few minutes later Damon walked out and saw duck and chicken staring at him.

"What?" Damon asked

Chicken clucked at him, and then duck.

"She left! What I can't have a social life?"

Duck and chicken turned back to their food and started eating again.

"Hey, don't be all judgey on me. I know her name, I think. She lives above us or below us, I can't remember. Besides it's all your fault duck, you and your stupid cartoons"


Caroline leaned back into the bathtub which could have easily fit 4 people. Yet she decided to lean against his chest, feeling his hands massaging her shoulders.

"That feels good" Caroline said

Klaus leaned in and kissed her on her neck.

"Your tub is huge. I don't even have to share it with Duck"

"You're not bringing your duck here"

"He's not my duck, he's Damon's duck"

"Either way I have you all to myself, and I'm not sharing you with anyone"

"Are you jealous of duck?"

"Course not he's a duck"

"He can be quite dashing when he wants to be, him and chicken"

"I never thought of you agreeing to a threesome"

Caroline laughed and turned around to straddle Klaus's lap.

"You shouldn't be jealous of them. You have nothing to worry about"

"And what about Damon?"

"Damon?"

"Yes, Damon"

"I live with him because I got kicked out of my apartment. Besides he needs someone to keep duck and chicken in line"

"Is that that why you went lingerie shopping with him?"

"You were spying on me?"

"No, Rebekah saw you leave the store together"

"You mean your sister? He's the one who dragged me there. He said that I needed to bring out the big guns if you were going to forgive me"

"Did he see you in it?"

"Are you jealous of Damon?"

"Of course not"

"It was his idea to do all this for you. The whiskey, the bacon fat ice cube, the sexy lingerie, the trench coat. It was all for you"

"Me?"

"Cause I really like you, and I didn't want to screw things up, but it looks like I already did"

"No, just a misunderstanding. Though my sister is far too young in age to be mistaken for a girlfriend. I do have standards"

"And just what are those standards?"

"Let me show you"


Damon was holding chicken and putting him in a new nest. It was a nest placed inside half a giant clear egg. Chicken did not want to sit on the nest and started flapping its wings.

"Ok, I get it, you don't like the egg, even though you came from one" Damon said

The apartment door opened and Caroline walked in. Damon looked at her as she closed the door. She took her heels off and held them in her hands.

"What?" Caroline asked

"Where's the basket?" Damon asked

"I forgot it on the counter!"

"You're not limping which means he didn't do his job"

"Damon!"

"Just saying. You've been gone for 2 days, I'm surprised you can still walk"

"I am incredibly sore if that makes you feel better"

"Good job blondie, you made him into a man finally"


Caroline heard the doorbell ringing repeatedly and got out of bed. She wondered who was there so early. Then she looked at the clock and realized it was close to noon. She walked to the door and opened it. It was a woman standing there, fuming mad.

"Can I help you?" Caroline asked

"Where is he!?"

"I don't know who you are, but it's way too early for this" Caroline said as she started to close the door

"No! Don't close the door on me!" the woman screamed as she pushed the door

"Who the hell are you?" Caroline yelled

"I'm Andi! I live above this apartment!"

"Ok Andi, I'm Caroline and I live here, bye now"

"No! Where's Damon!?"

"Not here"

"Doesn't he live here?"

"Sometimes"

"Are you his girlfriend?"

"God no! You need to leave!"

Caroline pushed the door harder and closed it. She locked the door and turned around to go back to bed. There was more banging on the door.

"Damon, what the hell did you do to this girl?" Caroline said

There was another knock on the door. Caroline groaned, she was tired and all she wanted was to sleep in.

"What the hell!?" Caroline opene the door

"Hello sweetheart" Klaus smiled

"Oh, hi" Caroline said moving aside

Klaus was holding a large bouquet of flowers in a glass vase. There were brightly colored orchids, some flowers she had never seen before. Klaus walked in and then Andi ran into the apartment. Klaus looked at the woman who ran past him.

"What the? Get back here!" Caroline yelled

Andi ran into Damon's room, which was completely messy but Damon was no where to be found.

"Where is he?!" Andi yelled

"I don't know! I'm not his mom! And you need to leave!" Caroline yelled

"He said we had a connection"

"Oh god, you believed that?"

"He said I was different from the other girls"

"You're better off without him. He's messy, and bossy, and completely inappropriate at times" Caroline said

"I have the worst taste in men"

"You're not the only one. Cmon"

Andi followed Caroline back out into the living room. Klaus set the vase of flowers on the counter in the kitchen.

"Sorry about that, I'm usually not like this" Andi said

"I know, Damon has that effect on people"

"I'm sorry. You must think I'm a crazy person"

"It's ok. Really" Caroline said

Caroline looked around and noticed that duck and chicken weren't in the pool or sandbox or coop. She also noticed they weren't in Damon's room either.

"Well I need to use the bathroom, so I'll see you around" Caroline said as she went to the bathroom

She opened the door and saw Damon sitting in the bathtub with duck and chicken standing on the closed toilet seat. She saw that he was playing tic tac toe with chicken. Caroline closed the door and walked over to Damon.

"What the hell Damon? What did you do to our neighbor? She went crazy and ran in here" Caroline said in a whisper

"I'm not here" Damon whispered back

"You could have at least given me a warning"

"I didn't know she was gonna be back"

"You always know, that was so awkward!"

"Well you got rid of her"

"I should just tell her you're here!"

"No!"

"Caroline, are you alright in there?" Klaus asked

"Yes! Fine!" Caroline answered

Damon had ducked his head under the water to hide. He lifted himself out and wiped the bubbles from his eyes.

"You can't hide in here forever!" Caroline whispered

"You said she was going to leave" Damon whispered back

"Caroline? I'm really sorry for what happened" Andi said

"She's still here?" Damon whispered

"Just talk to her"

"No"

"Damon"

"Caroline are you ok?" Andi asked

"Hide me" Damon sank below the water again

"Get out of there" Caroline whispered

Caroline reached into the water to pull Damon out. Duck started quacking and getting upset.

"Quiet Duck, you're not helping" Caroline said

Duck flapped its wings more. Chicken started to get upset as well. He started clucking louder. Caroline struggled with Damon who was still hiding in the water.

"I should just drown you instead" Caroline said

Damon popped his head above the water and narrowed his eyes.

"I'd like to see you try Blondie" Damon said

Damon grabbed onto Caroline's shoulders and pulled her into the tub. Caroline screamed as she hit the water. The water splashed out of the tub, pushing duck onto the floor. Both chicken and duck were making loud noises.

"What the bloody hell?" Klaus said as he tried to open the door

Damon moved and helped Caroline stand in the tub. Klaus opened the door and saw the two of them standing there dripping wet. Damon was naked. Caroline's pajamas became very transparent, and Klaus could tell she wasn't wearing a bra.

"You jerk! You were hiding in here the whole time!" Andi yelled

Damon grabbed Caroline and held her in front of him as a shield.

"What is she your girlfriend!?" Andi yelled

Damon grabbed chicken and held him out towards Andi.

"Protect me chicken!" Damon said

Chicken clucked and flapped its wings.

"Get that thing out of my face!" Andi yelled

"Duck get rid of her!" Damon said

Duck quacked and started walking towards Andi.

"You're a jerk you know that!?" Andi said as she ran off

"Good job duck" Damon said

Klaus grabbed a towel and threw it Caroline. He turned and walked away. Caroline wrapped herself with the towel when she realized everything was visible and she ran after Klaus.

"Klaus! Wait!" Caroline yelled

"What is it?"

"Don't go"

"Why?"

"Why did you come here?"

"I came here to see if you were alright, maybe if you wanted lunch, clearly you're busy" Klaus tried to open the door to leave

"I'm not busy! I'm just surprised, and wet. And that didn't come out right"

"I'm leaving"

"No, please, don't"

"Why should I stay? So I can watch you two play house together?"

"What?"

"Why is it perfectly ok for you to see him naked and not be phased by it? Is this a natural occurrence?"

"No! Nothing's going on, we just live together"

"And you just walk in on him while he's taking a bath? Does he do the same for you?"

"NO! Well when Duck's in there he goes in to check on him"

"So he's seen you naked?!"

"No!"

"What exactly is the nature of your relationship with him then?"

"We just live together, nothing's going on"

"Right, I'm not a fool Caroline"

"You're being silly"

"Am I?! You're parading around here with barely anything on, you walk in on each other in the bath, is there anything you don't do together?!"

"I don't parade!"

"Is that all you heard?!"

"Damon's my friend! We're roommates! He's the one who told me how to apologize to you! He helped me get the whiskey, and the bacon ice cube and the overpriced lingerie that you ripped to shreds! Why can't you believe that there's nothing going on!"

"You never answered my question"

"What?"

"Did he see you in it?!"

"Yes"

Klaus opened the door and walked out. He would regret anything else he would have said or done after. Caroline pulled the towel around herself tighter and closed the door. Damon walked out in a bathrobe with yellow duckies on it.

"What I miss?" Damon asked


Hope you were amused. Clearly Damon ships himself with everyone. He has no loyalty at all.