[Merc_With_A_Mouth would like to add you on Skype.]

(7:19 PM):
hey natey this is wade

(7:19 PM):
you said i could add u so here it is

(7:20 PM):
now we can talk or whatever outside of aow if you want to

(7:24 PM):
if not and u changed ur mind thats cool too

(7:24 PM):
i get it

(7:46 PM):
Hey, Wade. I guessed it was you.

(7:47 PM):
I accepted the request by the way. Sorry for the late answer, I was finishing a quest.

(7:49 PM):
its all cool cable-man ive been there

(7:49 PM):
ill forgive you this time

(7:50 PM):
Oh thank god, how would I live with myself otherwise?

(7:52 PM):
miserably and choking on guilt im sure

(7:52 PM):
But of course.

(7:58 PM):
hope it wasnt too boring doing quests without me

(7:58 PM):
i know my presence is the highlight of your day and all that jazz

(8:01 PM):
I'll admit I missed you today.

(8:05 PM):
oh?

(8:01 PM):
Of course, I got used to your commentaries during quests.

(8:01 PM):
It almost felt too quiet without it.

(8:12 PM):
Wade?

(8:13 PM):
awwwwwwwww nate you flatter me

(8:13 PM):
thats the sweetest thing anyone ever said to me

(8:14 PM):
What would I do without my favorite teacher?

(8:16 PM):
honestly youd be fine without be

(8:16 PM):
you wouldve figured the game out by now on your own im sure

(8:17 PM):
youre a smart boy cable-man you got the hang of it quicker than i did when i started

(8:18 PM):
though lbr actual gameplay wasnt my real focus then

(8:20 PM):
I had your help.

(8:21 PM):
What did you do then if not gameplay?

(8:21 PM):
mostly dancing naked around towns with weaz and bob

(8:21 PM):
fun times lol

(8:24 PM):
?

(8:25 PM):
I feel like I'll regret asking but what?

(8:26 PM):
OMG

(8:26 PM):
DID I NOT TEACH YOU ABOUT THE ART OF NAKED DANCING

(8:26 PM):
have i failed you this much as a teacher?

(8:28 PM):
I didn't even know it was something possible in this game.

(8:29 PM):
Why the hell is that even something you can do?

(8:31 PM):
im a sham

(8:31 PM):
a terrible friend and mentor

(8:32 PM):
how could i forget the most important thing about the aow experience

(8:34 PM):
… Naked dancing?

(8:34 PM):
NAKED DANCING

(8:35 PM):
The more I talk to you the more I worry that you're secretly twelve years old.

(8:37 PM):
how dare you cable-man

(8:37 PM):
id be at least 13 give me some credit here

(8:38 PM):
Of course, my apologies. You're absolutely right.

(8:39 PM):
Practically a young man already.

(8:39 PM):
damn right i am

(8:40 PM):
no but dont worry

(8:40 PM):
im legal ;)

(8:42 PM):
Glad to hear.

(8:43 PM):
worried were you nate?

(8:43 PM):
naughty

(8:46 PM):
That a twelve years old pitied me enough to teach me how to play? Yes, I'll admit part of me was.

(8:47 PM):
It's good to know that at least I wasn't THAT bad.

(8:47 PM):
I do have some pride, you know.

(8:49 PM):
And it would explain your skype picture.

(8:50 PM):
13 thank you very much

(8:51 PM):
and you dont even have a pic you cant judge me. mlp is a classic.

(8:52 PM):
awww dont worry, you were still better than bob

(8:53 PM):
and i mean him now

(8:55 PM):
Thirteen years old, yes. Sorry.

(8:56 PM):
He can't possibly be that bad.

(8:56 PM):
he really really is

(8:57 PM):
I had no idea what I was even doing then.

(8:58 PM):
neither does he tbh

(8:58 PM):
he really tries tho bless his heart

(8:59 PM):
bobs a good puppy even if he sucks at aow so its okay

(9:00 PM):
Sometimes I wonder why he's even friends with you.

(9:02 PM):
cuz im the best and everyone loves me

(9:03 PM):
and we go to school together

(9:04 PM):
Ah, I see.

(9:04 PM):
So he's stuck with you.

(9:04 PM):
that too

(9:05 PM):
It all makes sense now.

(9:07 PM):
thats mean

(9:08 PM):
youre my friend too whats your excuse

(9:08 PM):
I'm using you for your gaming skills and narration.

(9:09 PM):
It was all part of my plan.

(9:09 PM):
MEAN

(9:10 PM):
i knew it was too good to be true

(9:10 PM):
thats it im divorcing you

(9:11 PM):
Oh, no.

(9:11 PM):
oh yes

(9:12 PM):
its all over cable-man

(9:14 PM):
I didn't even know we were married.

(9:16 PM):
its a best buddies divorce

(9:17 PM):
Of course, makes sense now.

(9:17 PM):
say goodbye to half of your items and xp

(9:18 PM):
im calling my lawyer as we speak

(9:20 PM):
Only if I can keep the pet we got together in that last raid.

(9:21 PM):
I'm quite fond of him.

(9:22 PM):
NEVER

(9:22 PM):
SAY GOODBYE TO MISTER FLUFFYBUTT

(9:23 PM):
hes my pet dragon now

(9:24 PM):
I suppose I'll see you in court, then.

(9:25 PM):
May the best lawyer win.

(9:27 PM):
I'll convince the judge to give me all your rare weapons and mounts.

(9:28 PM):
gasp

(9:28 PM):
you wouldnt dare!

(9:29 PM):
Wouldn't I?

(9:30 PM):
Your mistake in going to court against a lawyer.

(9:32 PM):
wait what

(9:32 PM):
Hm?

(9:33 PM):
youre a lawyer?

(9:33 PM):
since when

(9:34 PM):
Well not yet, no.

(9:35 PM):
But I'm studying to be one.

(9:36 PM):
I'm still in the first year of law school.

(9:36 PM):
oh

(9:36 PM):
holy shit

(9:37 PM):
thats so unfair why didnt you tell me before

(9:38 PM):
now im screwed in our divorce

(9:39 PM):
If you want, I can ask Neena to be your lawyer.

(9:40 PM):
I'm sure she'll be happy with being paid in aow items.

(9:40 PM):
is that your lady friend

(9:41 PM):
The one that blackmailed me into playing, yes.

(9:42 PM):
atta girl

(9:42 PM):
is she better than you?

(9:43 PM):
Not better, no.

(9:44 PM):
We both each have our strong points and weaknesses.

(9:45 PM):
thats bullshit speak for yes

(9:47 PM):
She'll like you.

(9:48 PM):
everyone likes me didnt you know

(9:49 PM):
is she still online?

(9:51 PM):
No, she left a while ago.

(9:51 PM):
She wanted to meet you though.

(9:52 PM):
Have we really been speaking for three hours now?

(9:53 PM):
time flies when youre having fun and getting a divorce

(9:54 PM):
and we werent even playing this time

(9:55 PM):
It really does.

(9:56 PM):
God, I can't believe I just spent this much time just talking.

(9:56 PM):
would you rather we were doing something else? ;)

(9:57 PM):
Not really. I had fun.

(9:59 PM):
It's always nice to talk with you, Wade.

(9:59 PM):
Even if we're divorced.

(9:59 PM):
god look at you being all genuine and shit

(10:00 PM):
you ruined my innuendo

(10:00 PM):
ugh

(10:02 PM):
same though

(10:03 PM):
its fun talking with you too cable-man even if you can be a butt and abandoned me for your girlfriend

(10:04 PM):
wait shit i didnt mean that

(10:04 PM):
your lady friend**

(10:05 PM):
its none of my bizz if shes your girlfriend or not its all cool

(10:07 PM):
shit

(10:15 PM):
Really, Wade? A butt?

(10:15 PM):
the buttiest of butts

(10:16 PM):
Now that's hurtful.

(10:17 PM):
I can't believe you'd say that.

(10:19 PM):
the truth hurts nate

(10:20 PM):
Divorce changed you, Wade.

(10:21 PM):
I can barely recognize you now.

(10:21 PM):
And I did invite you to play with us. It would've been more fun with you there.

(10:23 PM):
nah its all cool i had the thing with weaz and bob

(10:23 PM):
sorry

(10:24 PM):
It's fine.

(10:25 PM):
She's my ex, actually.

(10:25 PM):
oh?

(10:26 PM):
But we're better as just friends now.

(10:28 PM):
messy breakup huh?

(10:28 PM):
Yes, actually.

(10:29 PM):
It was an on and off thing that lasted a while and was exhaustive for everyone involved.

(10:29 PM):
But that was a few years ago.

(10:30 PM):
She's one of my best friends now and I'm glad to have her.

(10:32 PM):
ah i feel you

(10:33 PM):
bobs the same with his girlfriend

(10:33 PM):
id say i love the drama but god is it tiring even for me

(10:34 PM):
i still keep my popcorn near tho you never know when shit will hit the fan again

(10:35 PM):
their fights are explosive

(10:35 PM):
I'm surprised Bob even has a girlfriend.

(10:36 PM):
i know right? no idea how that happened

(10:37 PM):
she keeps dumping him then two days later theyre back at it again

(10:38 PM):
Poor Bob.

(10:39 PM):
Everyday I pity him more and more.

(10:40 PM):
hes good at the pity thing yeah

(10:40 PM):
im actually at his house rn with weaz we are raiding his fridge

(10:41 PM):
i crashed his date with allison lol

(10:42 PM):
boy she was not happy about that

(10:44 PM):
I wonder why they fight so much.

(10:45 PM):
i have no idea either

(10:47 PM):
Wow.

(10:48 PM):
Aren't they upset you're talking with me right now?

(10:48 PM):
nah they dont really care

(10:49 PM):
i stole bobs pc to talk with you while they watch a shitty movie together

(10:49 PM):
im letting them have some peace without my commentaries

(10:51 PM):
If you're sure.

(10:51 PM):
What movie?

(10:52 PM):
the proposal

(10:53 PM):
i may or may not know all the lines lol

(10:55 PM):
Hm.

(10:57 PM):
you know it?

(10:57 PM):
Maybe.

(10:58 PM):
you love it dont you?

(11:02 PM):
OMG YOU DO

(11:04 PM):
admit it its your favorite movie isnt it

(11:05 PM):
No comments.

(11:06 PM):
You have no proof to support your claims.

(11:06 PM):
i dont need any i know the truth already

(11:07 PM):
you love shitty romcomssssss

(11:08 PM):
cute

(11:10 PM):
Aren't you the one that knows all the lines?

(11:12 PM):
so?

(11:13 PM):
i have no shame you should know that already

(11:13 PM):
i love cheesy movies

(11:14 PM):
It's not that bad, really.

(11:15 PM):
It's a good movie.

(11:17 PM):
it really isnt

(11:20 PM):
I should probably be going to bed now, it's getting late.

(11:21 PM):
We've been talking for a while now.

(11:21 PM):
Good night, Wade.

(11:22 PM):
you cant run from the truth nate

(11:23 PM):
god youre such a grandpa its not even midnight

(11:23 PM):
aright

(11:24 PM):
gnight natey boy

(11:25 PM):
I had fun divorcing you today.

(11:26 PM):
well that sounded naughty

(11:26 PM):
;-)

(11:27 PM):
fuck the nose alone is grounds for a divorce

(11:28 PM):
sweet dreams, nate

(11:28 PM):
with me in it of course

(11:29 PM):
Always.

(11:30 PM):
Sweet dreams, Wade.