[Merc_With_A_Mouth would like to add you on Skype.]
(7:19 PM):
hey natey this is wade
(7:19 PM):
you said i could add u so here it is
(7:20 PM):
now we can talk or whatever outside of aow if you want to
(7:24 PM):
if not and u changed ur mind thats cool too
(7:24 PM):
i get it
(7:46 PM):
Hey, Wade. I guessed it was you.
(7:47 PM):
I accepted the request by the way. Sorry for the late answer, I was finishing a quest.
(7:49 PM):
its all cool cable-man ive been there
(7:49 PM):
ill forgive you this time
(7:50 PM):
Oh thank god, how would I live with myself otherwise?
(7:52 PM):
miserably and choking on guilt im sure
(7:52 PM):
But of course.
(7:58 PM):
hope it wasnt too boring doing quests without me
(7:58 PM):
i know my presence is the highlight of your day and all that jazz
(8:01 PM):
I'll admit I missed you today.
(8:05 PM):
oh?
(8:01 PM):
Of course, I got used to your commentaries during quests.
(8:01 PM):
It almost felt too quiet without it.
(8:12 PM):
Wade?
(8:13 PM):
awwwwwwwww nate you flatter me
(8:13 PM):
thats the sweetest thing anyone ever said to me
(8:14 PM):
What would I do without my favorite teacher?
(8:16 PM):
honestly youd be fine without be
(8:16 PM):
you wouldve figured the game out by now on your own im sure
(8:17 PM):
youre a smart boy cable-man you got the hang of it quicker than i did when i started
(8:18 PM):
though lbr actual gameplay wasnt my real focus then
(8:20 PM):
I had your help.
(8:21 PM):
What did you do then if not gameplay?
(8:21 PM):
mostly dancing naked around towns with weaz and bob
(8:21 PM):
fun times lol
(8:24 PM):
?
(8:25 PM):
I feel like I'll regret asking but what?
(8:26 PM):
OMG
(8:26 PM):
DID I NOT TEACH YOU ABOUT THE ART OF NAKED DANCING
(8:26 PM):
have i failed you this much as a teacher?
(8:28 PM):
I didn't even know it was something possible in this game.
(8:29 PM):
Why the hell is that even something you can do?
(8:31 PM):
im a sham
(8:31 PM):
a terrible friend and mentor
(8:32 PM):
how could i forget the most important thing about the aow experience
(8:34 PM):
… Naked dancing?
(8:34 PM):
NAKED DANCING
(8:35 PM):
The more I talk to you the more I worry that you're secretly twelve years old.
(8:37 PM):
how dare you cable-man
(8:37 PM):
id be at least 13 give me some credit here
(8:38 PM):
Of course, my apologies. You're absolutely right.
(8:39 PM):
Practically a young man already.
(8:39 PM):
damn right i am
(8:40 PM):
no but dont worry
(8:40 PM):
im legal ;)
(8:42 PM):
Glad to hear.
(8:43 PM):
worried were you nate?
(8:43 PM):
naughty
(8:46 PM):
That a twelve years old pitied me enough to teach me how to play? Yes, I'll admit part of me was.
(8:47 PM):
It's good to know that at least I wasn't THAT bad.
(8:47 PM):
I do have some pride, you know.
(8:49 PM):
And it would explain your skype picture.
(8:50 PM):
13 thank you very much
(8:51 PM):
and you dont even have a pic you cant judge me. mlp is a classic.
(8:52 PM):
awww dont worry, you were still better than bob
(8:53 PM):
and i mean him now
(8:55 PM):
Thirteen years old, yes. Sorry.
(8:56 PM):
He can't possibly be that bad.
(8:56 PM):
he really really is
(8:57 PM):
I had no idea what I was even doing then.
(8:58 PM):
neither does he tbh
(8:58 PM):
he really tries tho bless his heart
(8:59 PM):
bobs a good puppy even if he sucks at aow so its okay
(9:00 PM):
Sometimes I wonder why he's even friends with you.
(9:02 PM):
cuz im the best and everyone loves me
(9:03 PM):
and we go to school together
(9:04 PM):
Ah, I see.
(9:04 PM):
So he's stuck with you.
(9:04 PM):
that too
(9:05 PM):
It all makes sense now.
(9:07 PM):
thats mean
(9:08 PM):
youre my friend too whats your excuse
(9:08 PM):
I'm using you for your gaming skills and narration.
(9:09 PM):
It was all part of my plan.
(9:09 PM):
MEAN
(9:10 PM):
i knew it was too good to be true
(9:10 PM):
thats it im divorcing you
(9:11 PM):
Oh, no.
(9:11 PM):
oh yes
(9:12 PM):
its all over cable-man
(9:14 PM):
I didn't even know we were married.
(9:16 PM):
its a best buddies divorce
(9:17 PM):
Of course, makes sense now.
(9:17 PM):
say goodbye to half of your items and xp
(9:18 PM):
im calling my lawyer as we speak
(9:20 PM):
Only if I can keep the pet we got together in that last raid.
(9:21 PM):
I'm quite fond of him.
(9:22 PM):
NEVER
(9:22 PM):
SAY GOODBYE TO MISTER FLUFFYBUTT
(9:23 PM):
hes my pet dragon now
(9:24 PM):
I suppose I'll see you in court, then.
(9:25 PM):
May the best lawyer win.
(9:27 PM):
I'll convince the judge to give me all your rare weapons and mounts.
(9:28 PM):
gasp
(9:28 PM):
you wouldnt dare!
(9:29 PM):
Wouldn't I?
(9:30 PM):
Your mistake in going to court against a lawyer.
(9:32 PM):
wait what
(9:32 PM):
Hm?
(9:33 PM):
youre a lawyer?
(9:33 PM):
since when
(9:34 PM):
Well not yet, no.
(9:35 PM):
But I'm studying to be one.
(9:36 PM):
I'm still in the first year of law school.
(9:36 PM):
oh
(9:36 PM):
holy shit
(9:37 PM):
thats so unfair why didnt you tell me before
(9:38 PM):
now im screwed in our divorce
(9:39 PM):
If you want, I can ask Neena to be your lawyer.
(9:40 PM):
I'm sure she'll be happy with being paid in aow items.
(9:40 PM):
is that your lady friend
(9:41 PM):
The one that blackmailed me into playing, yes.
(9:42 PM):
atta girl
(9:42 PM):
is she better than you?
(9:43 PM):
Not better, no.
(9:44 PM):
We both each have our strong points and weaknesses.
(9:45 PM):
thats bullshit speak for yes
(9:47 PM):
She'll like you.
(9:48 PM):
everyone likes me didnt you know
(9:49 PM):
is she still online?
(9:51 PM):
No, she left a while ago.
(9:51 PM):
She wanted to meet you though.
(9:52 PM):
Have we really been speaking for three hours now?
(9:53 PM):
time flies when youre having fun and getting a divorce
(9:54 PM):
and we werent even playing this time
(9:55 PM):
It really does.
(9:56 PM):
God, I can't believe I just spent this much time just talking.
(9:56 PM):
would you rather we were doing something else? ;)
(9:57 PM):
Not really. I had fun.
(9:59 PM):
It's always nice to talk with you, Wade.
(9:59 PM):
Even if we're divorced.
(9:59 PM):
god look at you being all genuine and shit
(10:00 PM):
you ruined my innuendo
(10:00 PM):
ugh
(10:02 PM):
same though
(10:03 PM):
its fun talking with you too cable-man even if you can be a butt and abandoned me for your girlfriend
(10:04 PM):
wait shit i didnt mean that
(10:04 PM):
your lady friend**
(10:05 PM):
its none of my bizz if shes your girlfriend or not its all cool
(10:07 PM):
shit
(10:15 PM):
Really, Wade? A butt?
(10:15 PM):
the buttiest of butts
(10:16 PM):
Now that's hurtful.
(10:17 PM):
I can't believe you'd say that.
(10:19 PM):
the truth hurts nate
(10:20 PM):
Divorce changed you, Wade.
(10:21 PM):
I can barely recognize you now.
(10:21 PM):
And I did invite you to play with us. It would've been more fun with you there.
(10:23 PM):
nah its all cool i had the thing with weaz and bob
(10:23 PM):
sorry
(10:24 PM):
It's fine.
(10:25 PM):
She's my ex, actually.
(10:25 PM):
oh?
(10:26 PM):
But we're better as just friends now.
(10:28 PM):
messy breakup huh?
(10:28 PM):
Yes, actually.
(10:29 PM):
It was an on and off thing that lasted a while and was exhaustive for everyone involved.
(10:29 PM):
But that was a few years ago.
(10:30 PM):
She's one of my best friends now and I'm glad to have her.
(10:32 PM):
ah i feel you
(10:33 PM):
bobs the same with his girlfriend
(10:33 PM):
id say i love the drama but god is it tiring even for me
(10:34 PM):
i still keep my popcorn near tho you never know when shit will hit the fan again
(10:35 PM):
their fights are explosive
(10:35 PM):
I'm surprised Bob even has a girlfriend.
(10:36 PM):
i know right? no idea how that happened
(10:37 PM):
she keeps dumping him then two days later theyre back at it again
(10:38 PM):
Poor Bob.
(10:39 PM):
Everyday I pity him more and more.
(10:40 PM):
hes good at the pity thing yeah
(10:40 PM):
im actually at his house rn with weaz we are raiding his fridge
(10:41 PM):
i crashed his date with allison lol
(10:42 PM):
boy she was not happy about that
(10:44 PM):
I wonder why they fight so much.
(10:45 PM):
i have no idea either
(10:47 PM):
Wow.
(10:48 PM):
Aren't they upset you're talking with me right now?
(10:48 PM):
nah they dont really care
(10:49 PM):
i stole bobs pc to talk with you while they watch a shitty movie together
(10:49 PM):
im letting them have some peace without my commentaries
(10:51 PM):
If you're sure.
(10:51 PM):
What movie?
(10:52 PM):
the proposal
(10:53 PM):
i may or may not know all the lines lol
(10:55 PM):
Hm.
(10:57 PM):
you know it?
(10:57 PM):
Maybe.
(10:58 PM):
you love it dont you?
(11:02 PM):
OMG YOU DO
(11:04 PM):
admit it its your favorite movie isnt it
(11:05 PM):
No comments.
(11:06 PM):
You have no proof to support your claims.
(11:06 PM):
i dont need any i know the truth already
(11:07 PM):
you love shitty romcomssssss
(11:08 PM):
cute
(11:10 PM):
Aren't you the one that knows all the lines?
(11:12 PM):
so?
(11:13 PM):
i have no shame you should know that already
(11:13 PM):
i love cheesy movies
(11:14 PM):
It's not that bad, really.
(11:15 PM):
It's a good movie.
(11:17 PM):
it really isnt
(11:20 PM):
I should probably be going to bed now, it's getting late.
(11:21 PM):
We've been talking for a while now.
(11:21 PM):
Good night, Wade.
(11:22 PM):
you cant run from the truth nate
(11:23 PM):
god youre such a grandpa its not even midnight
(11:23 PM):
aright
(11:24 PM):
gnight natey boy
(11:25 PM):
I had fun divorcing you today.
(11:26 PM):
well that sounded naughty
(11:26 PM):
;-)
(11:27 PM):
fuck the nose alone is grounds for a divorce
(11:28 PM):
sweet dreams, nate
(11:28 PM):
with me in it of course
(11:29 PM):
Always.
(11:30 PM):
Sweet dreams, Wade.
