Need I say it again? I really do not own Kingdom Hearts or The Twelve Day of Christmas.
By the morning of the seventh day Zexion was still cleaning the kitchen, his punishment from Xemnas for not watching Demyx carefully. Demyx was running around the castle as usual. Xemnas was also up and looking around. He was looking for Saix, who he found on his way to the kitchen.
"Number VII," Xemnas called to him. Saix kept walking. "I said, Number VII!" The Nobody acted like he didn't hear his Superior.
Xemnas walked after Saix and stopped him. Saix looked like the walking dead. He didn't have his coffee this morning apparently. Xemnas walked him the rest of the way to the kitchen and poured some for the both of them. Then Saix came around.
"Saix, I need you to do something for me."
"A mission, Superior?"
"You can think of it like a mission."
Saix looked disappointed.
"Well I need you to wrap the gifts that I bought."
"You bought gifts? That's what you've been doing?"
"Also. You need to put tags on them saying their from 'Santa.'"
"… What? You're kidding right?"
"Just do it for Demyx…"
"I hate Demyx," Saix said bitterly.
"Fair enough… Do it for me?"
Saix thought about this for a moment. "Fine."
Saix left the kitchen. He went into a room on the lowest level of the basement where the gifts were being hidden. There were 13 boxes. Each had a note taped to them with the Nobody's name. Xemnas bought one for everybody, even himself.
Well I suppose it would look weird if everyone but him got one, Saix thought.
He wrapped all the presents, even his own. He found out he was really bad and really slow at wrapping. It was 9 pm when he was on his way back to his room. Demyx came around the corner singing Christmas songs very, very loudly. If it weren't for Xemnas telling them to be nice to Demyx for the holidays, Saix would have beaten Demyx. Instead he tripped him on his way by.
On the seventh day of X-Mas my true love gave to me:
Seven cups of coffee
Six dozen cookies
Five hundred cards
Four water clones
Three tired Nobodies
Two lumps of coal.
And a Superior with a major headache
