"So that's it! Just like that? You can just...fuck around with your hoe of an ex! That stupid bitch slut! That's all she is, that's all she ever was! Fuckin' answer me!" Cissnei was pissed as hell as she came storming in to Reno's office. Reno looked up at her, he hadn't ever looked this intense. He didn't know how the hell she had found out he had slept with Geralyn but the truth was…he was glad she knew.
"Oh, you're one to talk, Cissnei! Who else are you fuckin' besides me and Zack? Huh!" He insisted. Tseng was in his office on the phone but usually when someone yells 'hoe' and 'bitch' and 'slut' in the SAME sentence…it was usually cause for hanging up. Tseng glanced around his office.
"I'm gonna need to call you back." He said hanging up the phone with whoever it was and moving over toward his closed door.
"What the hell are you talking about, who else am I fuckin'?" Cissnei demanded.
"Oh come on! You think Zack fucks and keeps the hell quiet about it! Did you think I wouldn't find out! Did you honestly…" Reno paused "…I texted you Sunday night and where were you? Oh, that's right…you were under Zack." Reno accused her.
"What the...Reno! Are you... you are seriously accusing me of fucking Zack! You...you think I fucked ZACK! What the...I can't believe..." Cissnei laughed exasperatedly. She was on the verge of a total meltdown. Rude stepped out into the hallway at exactly the wrong time.
"What do you want, Cissnei! No, no...who the fuck do you want! I heard Kunsel talking to Zack early Monday! That's how I fuckin' know! And you wanna know why I slept with…" Reno started but Cissnei threw her hand in the air and shook her head. Her blood was boiling and she was fighting back tears.
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god…" Rude said darting into Tseng's office as quickly as he could.
"What the hell, Rude! Since when is Reno sleeping with Cissnei?" Tseng asked in shock.
"Since about two weeks ago. They've been 'talking' for about a month and then…well a lot of clothes came off one Friday night. I wasn't supposed to say anything until we found out for sure about you and your hot blonde piece of ass." Rude said leaning up against the door with Tseng.
"I...cannot...believe you...Reno. What did you hear...Kunsel say?" Cissnei asked angrily.
"Oh you know exactly..." Cissnei cut him off yet again.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY, RENO! WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY!" she practically screamed.
"Rude, we're gonna find out what the fuck he said." Tseng said.
"Why are we leaning up against this door? We can hear everything they're screaming out there!" Rude observed.
"You make a strong point." Tseng said leaning back from the door.
"He was talkin' to Zack or whatever and he asked 'was she as good in bed as she is in her suit'." Reno said.
"And what...did Zack say Reno?" Cissnei asked still fuming.
"You know what, I didn't hear..." Cissnei cut him off border lining on irate.
"Damn right Reno! Damn fuckin' right you didn't hear! If you woulda FUCKIN' LISTENED you woulda heard him say that I DIDN'T FUCK HIM! I DIDN'T FUCK HIM RENO!" Cissnei shoved a finger into his face and she could feel her voice starting to crack.
"Clearly, she didn't fuck him." Rude told Tseng. Tseng had a look that was a pleasant combination of being mortified and confused at the same time.
"Since when was she ever in a situation to fuck Zack?" he asked.
"Based on all the yelling…Sunday night." Rude said.
"Here are your god damn files!" Cissnei hissed as she slammed a pile down to the floor sending papers flying everywhere.
"Oh god, do you think those were the quarterly reports? Please tell me those weren't the quarterly reports. I had those alphabetized and color coded by department!" Tseng said anxiously.
Rude shook his head. "See, it's shit like this that reminds me why you're a type A personality."
Cissnei stormed away without another word. She stopped halfway down the hall and turned back around, planting her fist into the wall before storming into his office again.
"Oh god, that's a hole in the sheetrock for sure." Rude said.
"You wanna know why I didn't fuck him! Huh! You wanna know!" Cissnei yelled jamming a finger into his face again. "First, it's because I'm not a fuckin' slut, Reno! Second, he has a fuckin' girlfriend! And you know what! I could see it...I could see it in his eyes, Reno. It was that look...that look of being starved, of being so hungry for some. If I've seen that look once, I've seen it fifty fuckin' times. You know what look I'm talkin' about." Cissnei clenched her hands in fists.
"I couldn't fuck him! I couldn't fuck him because I wanted to be FUCKIN' YOU! I WANTED YOU, YOU STUPID ASS! I...am CRAZY about you, Reno! You're the best fuckin' sex I've ever had!" she screamed.
"Wow…" Tseng said punching the button on his ringing office phone and sending the call straight to voicemail.
"I have never stopped thinking about the night you and I spent together or the day after that we spent together! I have never...NEVER...been fucked so passionately or so….animallistically! You drive me absolutely crazy! Like I mean...you...you...shit Reno you get me so fuckin' hot!"
The looks on both Tseng and Rude's faces right now were priceless. Reno hadn't said a word. He was in shock, he felt sick, he felt a million things racing through his mind right now.
"I hope you feel like an absolute dick right now because that's what you are...a fuckin' dick. Yes, things got a little out of hand but I sure as fuck didn't initiate it. I never fucked him...I'd never fuck anyone but you. It's only been you ever since that night you became the first guy to ever fuck my pussy absolutely raw!"
"That's…an incredible amount of information." Tseng said glancing over at Rude.
"Think about this Reno...did I text you the WHOLE FUCKIN TIME I was with Zack that night we saw Loveless?" Cissnei paused. "ANSWER ME!" she demanded. Reno swallowed hard. He felt like he were on the verge of an asthma attack.
"Yes." He answered softly.
"Did I not have you in my apartment within ten minutes of Zack walkin' me back! Did I not fuckin' scream YOUR name into the night when you had me face down on my mattress! Did I not suck your cock harder than I've sucked any guy off before! Huh...RENO!" Reno shook his head yes the entire time she was yelling at him. Tears were leaving streaks on his pale skin.
There was a collective gasp in Tseng's office.
"And one other thing...you know when I knew I was fuckin' smitten over you! You know when I knew that you and I needed to get more serious and get past the talking phase? When you took me to Pap's. Your the only person who knows how much I love 24-hour breakfast places and I thought that was so sweet that you let me color the menu and how you made fun of me for trying to blend the colors together since they only give you three crayons." Cissnei shook her head and dried her own eyes. Her voice was actually a little hoarse.
"Thats not even counting what we did when we got back. You think about that...you think about that real fuckin' hard the next time you want some of this and all you have is your fuckin' hand!" Cissnei finished her rant. She was about twelve seconds from total breakdown. Tears were pouring down her face. It was hard to tell who was more upset…her or Reno. She stormed away getting a shocked and mortified stare from Lazard. "What do you want asshole? Never heard those fuckin' words before?" she screamed at him before slamming herself through the door, her crying could be heard all the way to the elevator.
She had certainly let out an earful.
Reno's face was paler than his own shirt. He sat there in his office chair staring blankly at the door Cissnei just stormed through. His mouth hung limply open and he felt like a complete fool. His heart had just fallen to his feet like a load of bricks. He didn't even try to fight what he felt.
"Sooo, she went to see Loveless with Zack…but slept with Reno that night? Then she fell for him then Zack tried to fuck her and then Reno jumped off the deep end because he thought Cissnei fucked Zack? Is that it in a hundred words or less?" Tseng asked Rude.
"That's uh…that's it." Rude said. Tseng anxiously sent another call immediately to voicemail. Rude sighed.
"I need to go talk to him before he does something insane." Rude said leaving Tseng's office. It was alright because frankly, Tseng was in a state of 'what the hell just happened'. Reno could hear Rude's footsteps. He stopped in Reno's doorway and folded his arms in front of him. There was silence between them as Reno stared at him.
"You fucked up." Rude finally said. "You…" Rude shook his head. "You nearly blew it." The expression on Reno's face finally changed.
"What do you mean…nearly?" he asked fighting back tears that he sure as hell didn't want a soul to see.
"Look, you haven't even told me why you slept with your hoe of an ex but if you're smart…and I know you are…you'll go after her right now and fix this. Your window of opportunity will quickly close. Reno, she…" Rude shook his head. "…god you are a total dumbass sometimes…she's all yours. But, you better get your ass outta' that chair and go find her. 'Cause you two have a shitload to talk about." Rude cautioned him. "Wait, why DID you sleep with Geralyn?" Rude was dying to know. Reno didn't say anything for a moment. He pressed his lips together hard before he answered him.
"I was jealous and I was mad at 'er for bein' at Zack's. Then…after I heard Kunsel talkin' I was like…I was so, so…just…heartbroken. That morning…when you found me. I wasn't upset cause I slept with Geralyn…I was upset because of what Kunsel said. And she's right…I didn't listen to the rest. I heard that…and I left as fast as I could." Reno said. It all made sense now.
"You better go find her right now and tell her that." Rude said. Reno shook his head and stood up.
"I gotta take care of one thing first. This won't take long." Reno said pointing at Rude before taking off in a flash. That made Rude nervous, he hated it when Reno was unpredictable.
Meanwhile, Lazard looked around, looked at Tseng and looked around again. "Yeeeaaaah, we uh…we throw the F bomb around up here a lot and apparently we have trouble with our relationships. Can I…help you with something?" Tseng finally said realizing that Lazard was still standing there half-mortified.
Reno had the fury of hell all over his face. "Hey! Hey Fair, Zack Fair! Hey!" he yelled at him. What happened next sent a shockwave over the SOLDIER floor; well amongst those that saw it anyway.
"Oh shit! Shit! Oh my god….shit man you nearly broke my nose! Holy….SHIT!" Zack held on to a bleeding nose as he bent over so the blood wouldn't get everywhere. Reno had managed to pound him pretty hard and dead on.
"I warned you! I fuckin' warned your ass but you didn't fuckin' listen! You think you can have any fuckin' woman you want! You sorry piece of shit! I told you, I fuckin TOLD YOU, man…you fall for 'er….or ya fuck 'er. You didn't think it would happen to you. You thought you could have your girl….and take what you wanted from mine." Reno laughed at him. "Don't give me that look. You can't do shit to me. I outrank your sorry ass a thousand times over. I warned you…I…fuckin'….warned you. That pain you feel right now? Times it by a million and that dumb ass brain a' yours might BEGIN to half-way understand how I feel right now. Thanks to your horny ass I came this fuckin' close to messin' everything good in my life up." Reno yelled at him shoving his fingers in Zack's face. "Here's a thought…genius…SOLDIER fuckin' First Class…FUCK YOUR OWN GIRL." Reno laughed again "Oh that's right….SHE WON'T! Dumbass…" Reno left just as quickly and angrily as he had stormed in. The bloddy nose he left Zack with would send enough of a message. The only reason Reno knew about Aerith was because Cissnei had been talking to Zack about it on the phone the Saturday after she and Zack had gone to see Loveless; after she had valuable advice to offer.
This could turn in to a long afternoon in the Shinra building.
