Chapter 7: I'm not Helena.
Legit AN: I'm sad to report there is no real life counterpart to Buffy – this is a one man effort. But the internet is here to laugh at My Immortal and Exremly Scray with me. Enjoy, love, Amber.
AN: Fangz Buffy but no Fangz to the fukin preps who love to floss! Sop Flossing ok! If u flaml ur a preep. Usuk. Fuk urslef.
Seleno, Drako, Pluto, Vespa and I were mawshiing to I'm nut ok by GC in our Goffik metal bnad C-R-O-S-S (cuz they're's no way im writtin that even tho i witted it b4) The membrees of the band were Draco, Plato, Vespa, Seleno, and Daisy (AN Buffy this is u!) and Harrid. HAHRID is now goffic and in Slytherin and a fan of Goffik verizons of songs by 50 Cent, a Goffik hero. Also Hargris is pedo, like the ppl or amekian schuls.
We were moshing to our cover off Helena. Sudanly the heed of Cylendarin Dumblydore came in.
"You guys i have something to tell u!" There is a knew Slytherin sudent!
A boy with a blak shrit that said "Hooray 4 mcr" on it and TONS of blak eyeliner and it was blak. His jeans were blak and baggy. Even thou he was werring blak i could tell he wasnt a stanist.
"Hello, I'm Hunter. Do you guys like MCR?"
"WHAT ARE U DOING TAKKING ABOUT MCR?" I asked him. "YOU MUST B A POSR!111111111"
"I like to think I'm a goth," Hunter asked Hot Topic.
"DO U WANNA COMTEMIT SICILIDE? DO U ONLY WEER BLAK?1111" I cried angellically
"No, I feel I have a lot to live for. I just like the gothic music and fashion. And sometimes I wear other colors, like blue and red." Hunter tried to shake my hand.
"ABRACADABRA!" I screamed and Hunter starred to cri.
"U trid to ki1 mee!" Then the ran away criyng like the poser he iz.
We parktised for another hour. Then Dumblydore ran in.
"Everyone we need to tal. Draco has been found in his rum. He committeed suzzide by cuting his ristz."
"but hes ok rit?" Vespa smilled.
"Of cose. Therez no continueity." Dumblydore strated to leve the rom.
