G is for Grotesque
Carlisle/Charlie
Grotesque - - (adj.) seeming strange or ludicrous through being out of place or unexpected
The scene before them was nothing less than grotesque.
Their charming and sophisticated Doctor Cullen was currently lip locked with the raggedy town sheriff. The display was a dream killer for many of the nurses, causing them to flee from the public (and indecent, might they add) display of affection.
Some stayed behind, the vision of their favorite doctor and the socially awkward sheriff making them giggle; while some passed money about mumbling about having misread the whole thing.
"Well, it seems he was gay for the sheriff after all."
"So… Which one do you thinks topping?"
"Carlisle, of course!"
