Vince did edit Punk's joke out of the show, but that didn't stop the live crowd from making it go absolutely viral. Some fans recorded it and it trended for several days, with pictures of Punk and Jeff together captioned "WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN."
Punk groaned as he got off the phone with Vince, he just got completely chewed out. He really thought the whole thing would just blow over in a day or two, but apparently him and Jeff were a popular shipping. Punk wanted to call Jeff, but he was pretty sure that would lead to another ass chewing and he really didn't want to deal with it.
He raised his brow when his phone started ringing and bit his lip when he saw it was Jeff. 'Well shit,' thought Punk, answering the phone. "Hey, babe..."
"Do you have any idea what you've done?" Said Jeff. "People will not stop asking me about you."
Punk smirked a little. "What can I say, I'm a commodity."
"You're something alright," grumbled Jeff. "I can't even get on twitter without seeing a picture of you staring at my ass."
"I don't stare THAT much," said Punk.
"All these pictures beg to differ," said Jeff.
Punk smirked. "What am I supposed to do? Stare at your personality?"
Jeff rolled his eyes with a small smile. "Don't be funny I'm mad at you."
Punk chuckled. "You can't stay mad at me. You'd miss me."
"Whatever," said Jeff. "Just fix this."
"What do you want me to do? Lie?" Said Punk.
"Just, fix it," said Jeff.
"Alright," said Punk. "I'll do my best."
He got off the phone with Jeff and immediately went on twitter with a smirk. Punk browsed through his notifications and looked at all the tweets asking about Jeff, tweeting: "No, I didn't sleep with Jeff Hardy. I can assure you no sleeping went on that night."
Twitter completely blew up over the next hour, and Punk chuckled when Jeff called him again.
"I fucking hate you," said Jeff.
Punk smirked. "I'm an honest guy, the fans wanted to know."
"They don't need to know!" Said Jeff. "That's my personal business!"
"It's my personal business too," said Punk. "Why are you so shy about it?"
"I'd rather not be known for sleeping around," said Jeff.
"You slept with one guy, big deal," said Punk. "You're an adult."
"Phil-"
"Don't care what people think," said Punk. "Just have some fun."
"If you call me a stiff one more time-"
"Your words, not mine," said Punk, with a smirk. "And to be fair, you told me to fix it."
"That is not fixing it!" Said Jeff.
"It stopped their questioning, didn't it?" Said Punk. "Now they know."
"That's the problem!" Said Jeff.
"I see how it is," said Punk. "You're ashamed to be with me."
"Being with you is a different story," said Jeff. "I'd just rather not discuss my sex life with the whole world."
Punk chuckled. "Has Vince called you?"
"Yes, he did," grumbled Jeff. "Thanks for that."
"Aw, did someone get yelled at?" said Punk.
"Yes, for something you did!" Said Jeff. "He's really pissed about this, and you just made it a million times worse."
"What if they change our storyline to something like me shaming you into sex?" Said Punk. "Cause that'd be kind of hot."
"... What is wrong with you?" Said Jeff.
"Many, many things skittles," said Punk, with a smirk. "They're gonna have to include it now, everyone knows about it."
"I really hate you," said Jeff.
"Sure you do," said Punk. "See you later babe."
"Bye," said Jeff.
Punk got a small smile and hung up the phone, just waiting for Vince to call back. And boy, did he.
Punk answered his phone the next morning, immediately regretting it.
"You son of a bitch," Said Vince.
"Good morning to you too, Vince," said Punk.
"What the hell were you thinking?!" Said Vince. "Do you have any idea what you've done? We are going to have to completely change your storyline now!"
"I think you're overreacting just a tad," said Punk.
"You're lucky you're not fired," growled Vince.
"Point taken," said Punk. "What's the new storyline?"
"Jeff slept with you under the influence one night, and now you're holding it against him," said Vince. "If you two do it right, this could be a big rating rivalry."
Punk grinned. "See isn't this so much better than the old one? I bet you're glad I did this now."
"Don't, push, your luck," said Vince. "I wasn't kidding about you being on thin ice."
"Alright, bye," said Punk. Vince hung up and Punk sighed, immediately calling Jeff. He relayed what Vince said to him and Jeff sighed.
"It'll be fun," said Punk.
"For you," said Jeff. "I'm the fucking druggie who slept with you once."
"We all know that's not true," said Punk. "You're the babe that slept with me multiple times."
"Shut up," said Jeff. "Our old storyline was bad enough, now I've got this bullshit to deal with."
"It'll be fine," said Punk. "I promise."
Jeff sighed. "Whatever."
"Besides, now all those times that I want to kiss you in the middle of the ring, I can," said Punk with a smirk.
"No, you can't," said Jeff. "That's not ok."
Punk let out a soft moan into the phone, and ran a hand down his thigh. "I'll pull you close, run my hands all over your body, show that crowd who you belong to."
Jeff bit his lip. "Phil-"
"I can't wait until I see you again," said Phil. "To run my hands through your hair, over your tight body-"
"Phil!" Said Jeff. "We are not doing this."
"Well not with that attitude," said Punk. He smirked when he could just feel Jeff glaring. "Come on, have phone sex with me."
"No, that's gross," said Jeff.
"How is it any more gross than regular sex?" Said Punk.
"Because I don't want to hear you jerking off," said Jeff.
"You don't mind when it's making that sound inside of you," said Punk. He chuckled when Jeff hung up and scrolled into his phone's gallery, opening his collection of "intimate photos" of him and Jeff. Punk smirked, biting his lip as he looked through them. Yep, he was definitely glad he convinced Jeff to take them.
*flashback*
Punk yawned as he put his arm around Jeff sleeping beside him. He smirked as he looked at him in just his underwear. Who knew Jeff was hiding such a body under those baggy clothes? Punk slowly grabbed his phone off of the night stand and opened the camera. He took a picture of himself holding Jeff and smirked, looking at it.
Jeff squinted his eyes from the flash and looked at Punk. "What was that?"
"A picture," said Punk.
Jeff's eyes widened, looking down at himself. "You took a picture?!"
"Calm down, it was chest up," said Punk, showing Jeff the picture.
Jeff looked at the picture and glared at him. "It's still an in bed picture."
"Oh relax," said Punk, rolling on top of Jeff and kissing his neck. "It's not like I'm tweeting it, that's for our personal picture gallery."
Jeff raised a brow. "What's that?"
Punk smirked. "I'm glad you asked." He pulled away from Jeff and pulled his phone back out. "You get on your hands and knees and I'll show you."
Jeff's jaw dropped. "No!"
Punk chucked. "Such a stiff."
Jeff glared at him. "I, am not, a stiff."
"Then come on," said Punk. "They're just for us."
"Why don't you prance around for pictures," grumbled Jeff, crossing his arms.
Punk smirked. "I'll take as many pictures of my dick as you want baby."
Jeff rolled his eyes and started to get off the bed. "You're disgusting."
Punk pulled him back and laid on top of him again. "Just a few, promise."
"I don't want anyone else seeing them," said Jeff, as Punk started kissing his collar bone. He bit his lip, bringing his arms around Punk's shoulders. If Jeff had a weakness, it was his collar bone.
"No one else will ever see them," said Punk. "Promise."
Jeff sighed. "Just, a few."
Punk grinned. "That's all I need."
*end flashback*
Of course a few turned into a lot very quickly, and before he knew it, Punk was out of space on his phone. Not that he was complaining.
When he arrived at the arena for Smackdown Punk went straight to Jeff's locker room, groaning when Matt was in there.
"I'm gonna assume you're not looking for me," said Matt, letting him in.
"No shit," said Punk. "Where's Jeff?"
"He went to the bathroom, he'll be back in a few minutes," said Matt. "You can wait for him here."
"I think I'll meet him there," said Punk, with a smirk, going to leave the room. "Thanks."
"So, are you two together?" Said Matt. "Cause I asked Jeff and he's not telling me anything."
Punk stopped and bit his lip. "We're, you know... Bye."
Matt shook his head with a smirk as Punk left. "Uh huh."
Punk sighed as he walked to the bathroom. Were him and Jeff together? Were they just having sex? He really didn't know at this point. 'I've got a whole gallery of naked photos of him, he at least must trust me,' thought Punk. He walked into the bathroom and got a small smile seeing Jeff fixing his hair in the mirror. "Skittles."
Jeff jumped a little and got a sheepish grin seeing him. "Oh, hi."
"Someone's jittery today," said Punk, pulling Jeff against him.
"Am not," said Jeff.
"Are so," said Punk. "What? Is The Rock hiding in a stall right now?"
Jeff rolled his eyes with a small smirk. "Shut up."
Punk chuckled and leaned down to kiss him. Jeff instantly reciprocated and Punk slid his hands below his waist. He moaned as he slid his hands into Jeff's back pockets, but furrowed his brows when he felt something. "What's this?"
Jeff bit his lip when Punk pulled out a pack of cigarettes. "Phil-"
"You still smoke?" Said Punk, looking at the pack.
"Only sometimes," said Jeff. "It's just for when I need it."
"Why would you ever need this?" Said Punk. "Were you just smoking in here?"
"It's not a big deal," said Jeff, with a sigh. "You don't understand."
"No, I don't," said Punk, tossing the pack.
"Hey," said Jeff. "Those aren't cheap."
"They're hurting you," said Punk. "You're not smoking anymore."
Jeff got a small glare. "You can't tell me what to do it's my life."
"Well I'm not just gonna watch you poison yourself with that shit," said Punk. "Why don't you just quit?"
"It's not that simple!" Said Jeff.
"Yes it is!" Said Punk. "It just takes self control!"
Jeff glared. "Well sorry Mr. Straightedge. I guess I'm just not as good as you."
Punk sighed as Jeff walked away from him. "I didn't mean it like that."
Jeff walked out and slammed the door. Punk lent back against the wall and ran his hands over his face with a groan. He left the room a few minutes later and saw Jeff eating at catering. Punk bit his lip, wondering if it was a good idea to approach him or not. He sighed and decided against it, heading to the locker room. Punk would see Jeff in the ring anyways.
As he read over the script, Punk groaned. He was definitely going to have to talk to Jeff now. "That is so not PG," said Punk. Vince wanted him to have a pair of Jeff's underwear to humiliate him with. And while he may have stolen a pair or two from Jeff, he wasn't just gonna use them without his permission.
Punk walked to the Hardys locker room, biting his lip as he knocked, praying Matt wasn't in there ready to tear him apart.
Jeff opened the door and rolled his eyes. "Phil-"
"I know I don't have chocolates," said Punk. "But I have no time to go get them before the show."
"I don't want chocolates," said Jeff. "You can't just buy my forgiveness every week."
"I'm sorry," said Punk, walking into the room. "I just, really hate smoking."
"I know," said Jeff, shutting the door. "That's why I didn't tell you."
"You can't keep these things from me," said Punk. "We have to be honest with each other."
"I don't use them all the time," said Jeff. "I just need them sometimes."
Punk walked over and pulled Jeff closer, brushing a thumb over his cheek. "Anytime you feel like you need them, call me. I guarantee I can convince you otherwise."
Jeff got a small smile. "Can you?"
"Damn right," said Punk, pecking his lips. Jeff chuckle as Punk continued kissing him before pulling away. "What do you want?"
"Your underwear," said Punk.
Jeff furrowed his brows. "What?"
"Someone hasn't read the script," said Punk with a smirk, handing the script to Jeff. Jeff read over it, blushing when it got to Punk's promo. "There is no way we're getting away with this."
Punk bit his lip, scanning his eyes down Jeff's body. "This is gonna be one fuuunnnn storyline."
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