Chapter 7:demonology part 2

Disclaimer:I don't own legend of spyro,Silent hill,Final Fantasy,Obscure,Grand theft Auto,Overblood. I do own Layer,Teare,Layer's children,and Johnny. The song is "I want love" by Akira something

Caution:The message below is not to be taken seriously,if you do take it seriously,you are a numbskull.

Message:Alright,first off,NOT A SINGLE VOTE? Are we in North Korea or something? I specifically said that you morons could vote to see where Harry goes,and yet not one vote! I'm not the only guy who lets his reviewer's vote,why do you vote for other people's stories and not mine? Is it because you think I'm a disgusting freak who pretends to be a hot chick on Facebook? I don't even trust Facebook! Of course,I had to choose where they go myself because you stubborn wenches are too lazy to vote!


Another thing,due the the goody-two-shoes brown nosed ways of Critics United,I'm now writing this story in Novel format. I know it's like changing Final fantasy 4 to Final Fantasy 2 in japan,but get used to it. You've been through change before haven't you? If you are a veteran,I salute you. As an added treat,I just got my wisdom teeth removed (time this was written),so don't be disgusted by the bloody holes in my mouth. Jeez,I sound like Ellen,on with the story.

Harry and Johnny fell asleep on the bench while I was jabbering on. They quickly woke up as the story began.

"So where we going?" Johnny said.

Harry grabbed a yellow envelope.

"And the only vote,by our loving author of course,is-"He said opening the envelope.

There was a dramatic pause,Layer's child watched with contempt. Johnny also did. Harry pulled the paper out and looked at it,still pausing.

"WILL YOU JUST TELL US THE DAMN VOTE!" Johnny yelled.

"Alright,it's Biology and Astronomy."Harry replied.

"Finally,we've been sitting here for like,20 days." Johnny said.

"Hopefully we'll find some pictures of boobs in the Biology room."Harry said with a smile.

They went through a nearby door and they entered a hallway that was almost pitch black,lit only by Harry's flashlight.

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto."Johnny said.

A little shaggy dog that appeared next to him barked. It was grabbed and eaten by this monster who's appearance is so difficult to see can not be described.

"At least we encountered a new enemy." Harry said.

Suddenly,a teenage boy in blue jeans and a red jersey wielding an H&K VP70 with a flashlight taped to it came out from around the corner and shot at it. It had no effect,but then a teenage girl with a red top and black skirt wielding a metal bat charged at the monster and hit it. The boy shined his flashlight on it and it's black aura disappeared. The girl beat it with her bat.

"Wait,schools,darkness,black auras,flashlights taped to guns,teenage kids,weakness to light,by god thats it!" Harry said as the creature threw the girl to the ground.

"What?" Johnny asked. The boy's flashlight overheated and the monster attacked him.

"We must have taken a wrong turn,we're in Obscure." He said as the monster plunged it's claws in the Boy's chest.

"Oh,I guess it is pretty obvious with the flashlights taped to guns." Johnny said.

"Excuse me,but can you guys give us a hand?" said the girl,who was trying to crawl away from the monster.

"Sorry,we have zero combat potential." Harry said as she was impaled by the monster's claws too. They backtracked and found their way to the biology room.

Harry grabbed a text book and flipped through it,not finding any trace of breasts. Johnny saw a 2D frog from Frogger hopping around on the table. He was annoyed by it's cheap sound affects and picked up a nearby scalpel and chased it around the table with it until he nailed it on the chest and tore it open. A ring popped out,which he picked up and gave to Harry.

"Ooooo,this might be worth something at a pawnshop. Or I could give it to Meryl for her birthday." Harry said.

They ditched the biology class (very similar manner to Harry's high school career) and went up some stairs into a planetarium.

"Hey,we wound up in silent hill 1,everythings going to be alright!" Harry said.

"Actually,that isn't the real sky." Johnny said.

"Damn,I thought we were at the light house." Harry said.

His phone picked up static again,it led him to the projector. He got a message.

"And here we have Ursa Major. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What? Oh,Mr. Vercetti,would you please step up here? Hell no,see ya sucker! Get back here you little brat! (BANG) (BANG) (BANG) (THUMP)" The message played.

"He must have written something dirty on Ursa Major." Johnny said.

"I doubt it,since this is a T-rated fic." Harry replied.

They tried to take the exit door,but it was locked.

"It's probably another corny puzzle." Johnny said.

"YA THINK?" Harry said holding his arms out.

They went up to the control panel and turned on the stars,no not the S.T.A.R.S group from Resident Evil,not in a game like this. Then they looked at the star charts,one looked like a horse,one looked like a gun and another looked like 2 bowling balls.

"Ha Ha,boobs." Johnny said pointing at the last one.

Ursa major was the big dipper (or as I call it,the big who-gives-a-crap?). Harry spun the sphere around until he found it. There was a message on it.

"Tommy Vercetti,kill your wife for 50 bucks,no questions asked. 555-8903" It read.

Harry called that number and the doors unlocked themselves.

"How the hell did that happen?" Harry said.

Johnny was sitting on the sphere and spun himself around on it.

"Johnny,get off that thing!" Harry Said.

"But it's fun!" Johnny said,still spinning.

"I know,I want a turn. My daughter can wait." Harry said as he jumped on the sphere too. They spun round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and...and...and...and...I feel like I'm about to hurl.

After I vomited on my floor,the sphere came loose and flung the guys off. They both got up and puked on each other. As they left,the sphere exploded. As they walked up these stairs,a small shadow figure ran away from them.

"Damn it Meryl! Stop running from your father! If I were Alex Shepard I would have shot her dead." Harry said.

Flash back...

Alex tore the head off of Aphxyia?. He saw Josh on the other side of the windows.

"JOSH! Don't you dare-" Alex said walking towards him,and Josh ran off.

"THAT DOES IT! I'm through being a good brother!" Alex yelled pulling out his M14 and shooting Josh in the head.

"Whoops,SORRY, I WAS AIMING FOR YOUR LEG!" he yelled to Josh's corpse.

Back to the game...

Harry and Johnny were walking down this hall when Harry got a text message. He looked at it.

"How do you like my new look?" It said with a picture of a half naked woman,from Dahlia.

"What the hell? Who the hell is this bitch?" He said showing it to Johnny.

"I don't know,but I would so do her!" Johnny said.

Harry snatched his phone back as they came across a poster.

"555-6382 for over-the-phone therapy." It said. Harry called it.

Meanwhile,at the Light house...

Dr. K's office was a mess,the wine bottles were smashed to pieces,it's shards were in his hands. His chair was flipped over. The blood of his secretary was on his clothing. His desk was also overturned,various ink blot pictures spilled out from it. He Smashed his head through his TV and threw it aside. He stood over the patient.

"Why can't you do anything besides shaking your head? I hate you,I hate you,I HATE YOU!" he yelled,angry and crying.

His phone rang he charged over to his desk and dug it out from all the papers.

"WHAT!" He yelled in a voice so loud it would make Riddick cower in terror.

"uuuhhhhhh,Is this the open therapy line?" Harry asked.

"NO! NO,ITS NOT THE OPEN THERAPY LINE! IT'S THE DEATH STAR! DARTH VADER SPEAKING,HOW MAY I HELP YOU?" K yelled.

Harry hung up on him. K threw the phone out his massive window. He reached in his liquor cabinet and pulled out some Vodka. He swigged an entire bottle,belched and passed out.

Harry and Johnny passed another poster,this one gave Harry an Echo message.

"Okay,settle down,it's just one little kiss. It's not like I'm in love with Claire or anything. Shes too tomboyish. Well,alright,lets get it on. SWEET,I"M FINALLY GETTING LAID!" It said.

Harry felt the handle of the locker he was leaning against and opened it.

"Check it out,this locker's open." Harry said opening it.

"What's in it?" Johnny said.

"Just some gay news paper clipping of two guy's jerseys." Harry said,crumpling the paper up.

He opened another locker and picked up a Rose in a glass orb.

"Must have been stolen by some crazy Disney fan." He said.

They moved to these double doors with a keypad. It had 1053 scratched in it's corner.

"Oh,someone was kind enough to leave the number for us." Harry said.

"I doubt it's that easy." Johnny said.

But Harry punched in the numbers anyway,the lock didn't do anything.

"Damn it,it must be broken." Harry said.

"Hmmm,I bet those jersey numbers have something-" Johnny said before he was interrupted by a lound ping,which was Harry jamming his knife in the keypad. He pried it off and started messing with the wires.

"The author isn't gonna let you get away with-" Johnny said as the door opened.

"I learned how to do that in Legendary." He said with a smile.

They strolled outside,in to another courtyard. They heard a loud repeating noise.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" Harry yelled.

"IT SOUNDS LIKE A HELICOPTER." Johnny yelled.

A Blackhawk helicopter came into range and hovered over them.

"Hey,did someone order a helicopter?" The pilot yelled.

"It's that drunk chick!" Harry said.

"Can I have my beer now?" She said.

"Here you go!" Johnny said throwing a can right at her face,knocking her out. She fell on the controls and drifted the helicopter right into the building Harry and Johnny came out of. Everything collapsed on the helicopter and set it on fire.

"Should we help her?" Johnny asked.

"Hell no,the bitch is on her own." Harry said.

They walked up to the doors of the gymnasium. Harry got an Echo message from a heart-shaped balloon.

"Here's to our new relationship,Steve. What? Oh,right,new relationship. Stupid bitch. I know,Cheryl is a stupid bitch. Shes sexier though,and not tomboyish. Claire,you know I would never cheat on you right? Of course I do Steve. Good,then you'd never expect me to cheat with Cheryl so you won't kill me. Yes." It said. Harry popped the balloon with his knife and they went in the gym.

It was dark and various tables were set up. Suddenly the curtains opened up,revealing a woman in a pink dress.

How much is that doggie in the window? She sang. Harry and Johnny sat down at one of the tables.

I sure hope that doggie is DDDDEEAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD! She yelled,which startled Harry and Johnny. She tore off her dress,revealing a black leotard. The back curtain opened,revealing a dark cavern setting. 2 other dancers in black leotards joined her. She twirled her hair around,while her companions swung from trapeze ropes.

I need a miracle

and not so much charity

One drop of love from here

and my hearts in ecstasy

Harry and Johnny were disturbed by this performance.

"BOO,YOU SUCK!" Johnny said as he threw a flower vase at the girl,which knocked her off the stage. Harry was about to get up,when she popped up right in front of their table.

"Hi,I'm Michelle,did you like my performance?" She said.

"No,it sucked donkey balls" Johnny said. Harry shoved the naked doll in his mouth.

"It was,different." Harry said.

"Thanks,I couldn't have done it without Raz and Milly." She said,waving to her companions.

"Are they from-" Harry began.

"Yes,from Overblood. It was hard for them to find work. So,why are you here? Catching up on some missed classes?" Michelle said.

"Hell no,we're looking for his daughter." Johnny said.

"Yeah,I'm Harry Mason,this is Johnny. I thought I would find my daughter Meryl here." Harry said.

"I don't know any Meryl's,but I do know a Cheryl Mason." Michelle said.

"Cheryl,that might be her name,I can't really remember. Car wreck." Harry said.

"Don't worry,been there before." Michelle said,trying to wink,but couldn't because she was on Botox.

"How do you know her?" Johnny asked.

"She comes to this school." Michelle said,still trying to wink.

"That's impossible,she's only 7." Harry said.

"There's a picture of her back here." Michelle said,guiding them to this bulletin board. The picture showed a blonde teenage girl drinking from a beer bong.

"It can't be,it must be someone else with my name,I know at least 2 others." Harry said.

"Who?" Johnny asked.

"Alex Mason from Call of duty:Black Ops and Nick Mason from Urban Chaos:Riot Response. She must be related to one of them." Harry Answered.

"I know where we can find out." Michelle said,who finally used her fingers to wink.

"No way bitch,we ain't going to your bedroom." Johnny sneered.

"I meant the principal's office." Michelle said,as she injected some more botox in her head.

"Sure,lets hurry up before Cybil gets here." Harry said.

7 seconds of a black screen later...

Johnny smashed the door to the principal's office down (Because you can do that in cut scenes).

"He has addresses of every student on his computer." Michelle said.

"What a stalker." Harry said.

He took a seat at the principal's computer.

"Don't mind me,I'll just be texting my boyfriend." She said pulling out her cell phone.

Harry started the computer and it asked for a password. He put Sunday45 because he read the strategy guide. Yet it didn't work.

"What the Hell!" Harry said as he punched the unit. He clicked on "forgot password?"

"What's the name of my damn ex-wife?" It asked. Harry looked around. He saw a picture of a woman with a big cross drawn over her,he saw a Picture of Regina from Dino Crisis,and a picture of Ember,the pink dragon from Spyro. He typed "ember". It was correct.

"What is my most prized possession?" Harry looked around again. He saw a gold trophy,a Pair of sneakers signed by The Pointman,a double barreled shotgun,and a stapler. He entered "stapler",it worked.

"Who is my least favorite parody writer on Fan Fiction net?" Harry didn't need any clues for this one. He typed "Leon 13",it worked. The password was "the prinze".

Harry access the database and clicked on Cheryl's name,it froze. Cheryl lived on Simmons street.

"It froze." Harry said.

"OOOOhhh,your getting detention!"Michelle said.

"He's not even enrolled in this school,bitch." Johnny said.

"Hey,theres a phone number,I'll try calling it." Harry said as he pulled out his phone.

"Damn,the reception in this place is horrible." He said as he and Johnny went out the door.

"Good luck." Michelle said as she used the monitor to apply some make-up to her face.

Harry managed to get a signal and called the number.

"Hello?" the phone said.

"Cheryl? Are you there? It's daddy baby!" harry said.

"Who the hell is this?" The phone sneered.

"I just told you,Harry Mason,have you been taking you Sylvan classes sweetie?" Harry asked.

"HARRY! How dare you call here! It's kind of peaceful without you." The phone said.

"Who is this?" Harry asked,before the phone hung up.

"Someone broke into my house,they're holding Meryl hostage!" Harry claimed.

"Whoa,looks like we got bigger problems." Johnny said.

"What the hell do you-" Harry said before he saw the world ice over.

"Damn IT,I hate these stupid ice levels. Meryl,HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!" Harry yelled.

"I thought her name was Cheryl." Johnny said.

"Shut up." Harry said.

To be continued...

A/N:Sorry if you found the novel format difficult to read,please review,don't take anything I said earlier serious,without you,this story would be stuck at chapter 1.

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