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bored bored bored hehe
sorry uh where was I? ahh yes
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for reading this far ^.^ and being patient
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Sasuke
sat upright in his bed, letting out a loud yawn.
His usual neat
duck-butt hair was a tad messy, sticking up in different angles, his
eyes half closed and sleepy-dust sticking in the corners of his
eyes.
He looked around his room before plopping back on his bed;
he didn't feel like getting up, even though he had training to get
to.
Dragging his tired ass out of bed, he fell on the floor,
landing on his hands and knees slowly crawling towards the door
before finally getting
up.
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He
walked down the street, arguing with himself of not to turn back and
crawl back in his lovely warm comfy bed.
Yeah, he had training and
yeah, he does love to train, but right now he couldn't deal with
Sakura and her pathetic attempt of seducing him and Kakashi giving
him strange looks. He knew Kakashi had been watching him since the
day he had technically lost his mind. He seriously didn't know what
had came other him. Well he did, and that was Naruto.
He
turned a corner of some bushes and saw his bright coloured blond
standing quite far from the, once again, blinding eye-sore.
Sighing
he made his way over to them.
Sakura and Naruto looked at the
distance person heading towards them.
Naruto was about to shout
towards him before a pink blur and gust of wind zoomed past
him.
"oooooooooohhhhhhhhh
ssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaasssssssukeeeeeeeeeeee-kkkkkkkkkkkuuuuun"
came
a spine chilling screech.
'There it is' Sasuke mentally
sighed.
The blur latched there self on to Sasuke clinging on to
him like a leach.
"oh Sasuke.." she began "why are
you so late? I was stuck with that THING over there!!" she
pointed a finger over at the blond, who was currently gapping at
Sasuke and Sakura.
Sasuke felt anger rise within him.
'oh
no she didn't! She did not call my Naru-chan a THING!?!?! Oh she is
SO getting it now!!"
"uhh Sasuke-kun? What's wrong?"
she asked ever so innocently. Yeah right.
She batted her eyelashes
at him, hugging his arm closer to her chest, his arm being squashed
into her breasts. If only she had some.
Sasuke, ever so slowly
tilted his head at Sakura, before shoving her on the ground.
He
grinded his teeth at her before speaking "don't you ever speak
like that about Naruto again" he whispered lowly and deadly to
her.
She sat there, the blood from her face draining slowly
away.
Smirking, he continued on his way towards a upset and confused Naruto.
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A
silver haired man stood there looking at his three students. The
number one unpredictable ninja, The, might be on drugs and insane,
moody ninja and at last his, pathetic seducer but smart ninja.
He
watched as Sasuke bounced his leg up and down, he raised an eyebrow
at this 'must be craving for some DRUGS at the moment'
Sasuke
looked up to see Kakashi eyeing him, so he glared at the perverted
teacher.
"What?"
"........nothing......"
taking one more look at him he looked at the others.
"Alright
let's make this story short" He said clapping his hands
together
"what story?" asked the naive blond.
"it's
just an expression Naruto"
"what's an
exxx-presss-sssssion"
"don't worry"
"but
you said and now I want to know, so you must tell me"
"not
really"
"yes really"
"I don't want to play
this game Naruto!"
"what game?"
A frustrated
Kakashi sighed
"anyway back to the point"
"what
point?"
"This point"
"eh??"
"So,
anyway today we're not having training and we have no missions for a
while so as that said and done with, I have to go" he said,
curving his visible eye into an upside down "u"
Before
Kakashi could poof away Sasuke spoke up.
"So you basically
wasted our time with that?"
"No, I saved YOUR life by
wasting your time of not to do of what you know what I mean" he
smiled at Sasuke
"I know that you know that I know that you
know what I'm on about"
Naruto and Sakura sat there confused
as Sasuke grew with anger.
Growing larger and larger, his face
so red it puts a tomato to shame.
Naruto and Sakura ran over and
hid behind Kakashi as he took steps backwards, backing away from his
student.
"Kakashi-sensei! I think he's going to explode!!
Literally!" shouted Naruto
"no! Sasuke-kun"
"I
don't think he'll explode Naruto, he's just simply mad" 'I
hope' he added as an after thought.
With out any warning
Sasuke exploded, blood and guts and parts of his body flying, hitting
each one of them.
Blinking Kakashi saw drugs on the floor.
"what
a horrible way to go" he mumbled under his
breath
"nnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Screamed Kakashi as he fell on to his knees holding his head, Sakura
and Naruto ran over to him.
"Kakashi-sensei are you
alright!?!" they shouted in unison.
Kakashi blinked his eye
open to see Naruto and Sakura right up near his face and Sasuke
standing a couple of steps behind him.
"What do you mean?"
he asked looking left and right.
Naruto spoke up for all of
them.
"Well, the last thing you said was that you know that
Sasuke knows that you know that he knows what you mean, and Sasuke
then looked mad but you then blank out and stuff and just now you
screamed going, NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And
fell to your knees holding your head like this" Naruto then too
fell on his knees holding his head mimicking his teachers
actions.
Kakashi blinked at him "eh?"
"It's
true Kakashi-sensei; Naruto's actually right for once"
"You
just blanked out" came a calm and was that a hint of amusement
in his voice?
"Have you been taking something
Kakashi-sensei?"
Kakashi glared at him, "no! I have
not"
"Sasuke-kun has got a point sensei, you may have
been taking something" Sakura looked worried at him.
Kakashi
sighed he was about to explain the whole thing and the now
misunderstanding thanks to a certain Uchiha, but before he could get
a single word out of his mouth, he let out a grunt as he was knock on
the ground so he was lying on it.
Naruto straddled Kakashi as he
began searching the jonins vest.
"STAY STILL WILL 'YA!!!"
Naruto shouted at the wiggling Kakashi
"Naruto get off me! I
don't want to use force" he warned
as that said both Sasuke
and Sakura jumped on Kakashi pinning his arms down.
"argh! I
need to get somewhere!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry Kakashi-sensei,
but your health is better than were you need to go!" argued
Sakura
"if you don't cooperate we'll tell
Tsunade-baachan!!"
"......"Sasuke nodded Smirking
at
him.
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Kakashi
smashed open a brown wooden door to see all the chunins and jonins
look straight at him.
He watched as they all tried not to laugh,
which ended up to fail because the whole room burst out in laughter,
snorts, even gasps for breath.
He turned to face his beloved lover
standing by the hokage, attempting not to laugh as well.
Why were
they laughing?
They were laughing because his hair was a mess, a
few strands at front of his face and falling side's ways on both
sides.
He was missing his Konoha head band, which ended up to be
stuffed in a pocket.
His vest was wide open same with the pockets,
and there was stuff written on his chest, not on a piece of paper but
actually written in marker. Permanent marker.
Iruka who was
standing near the Hokage, he had been telling her that Kakashi had
not arrived before being interrupted by said man, walked over to
him.
Bending close enough to his chest, he read what the words
said.
"Oh no! Tsunade-baachan! Kakashi-sensei needs
help he's acting weird.-Naruto
Please help him! We tried to find
out what was wrong.-Sakura
I think he's on drugs.-Sasuke p.s
kakashi-sensei, I took the drugs in your pocket and poured them out.
No need to thank me, I saved YOUR life."
As Iruka
said that last bit the laughter faded.
Kakashi's eyes widened.
Iruka stepped back and looked at him.
Everyone stood up from their
seats,
"It's not what you think!! I don't take drugs"
"get
him!!"
Everyone pounced on
him.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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Later
in the hospital"Well, sorry Kakashi we
should have believed you"
"damn right!!!" Kakashi
growled/shouted, he was purely mad at Tsunade and Iruka
Iruka
blushed and scratched the back of his head, "we care for you
Kakashi"
"oooh I so feel the love right now, being in
the hospital bed and not being trusted is a great and wonderful
present"
"well Kakashi" began Tsunade "we
might have taken a lot of blood just to make sure we had the tests
right" Kakashi swung his head at her and glared
"I hate
you all" He grinded from his teeth
deadly
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Crap
crap crap crap go on where are you itachi, he normal makes
fun................Itachi?...............
Itachi!?!?!..............................Itachi!!!!
That's
weird.....
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