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sorry uh where was I? ahh yes
thank you for reading this far ^.^ and being patient

Disclaimer: shall or never will ever and I mean Never own Naruto in any dimension out there!!!!

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Sasuke sat upright in his bed, letting out a loud yawn.
His usual neat duck-butt hair was a tad messy, sticking up in different angles, his eyes half closed and sleepy-dust sticking in the corners of his eyes.
He looked around his room before plopping back on his bed; he didn't feel like getting up, even though he had training to get to.
Dragging his tired ass out of bed, he fell on the floor, landing on his hands and knees slowly crawling towards the door before finally getting up.

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He walked down the street, arguing with himself of not to turn back and crawl back in his lovely warm comfy bed.
Yeah, he had training and yeah, he does love to train, but right now he couldn't deal with Sakura and her pathetic attempt of seducing him and Kakashi giving him strange looks. He knew Kakashi had been watching him since the day he had technically lost his mind. He seriously didn't know what had came other him. Well he did, and that was Naruto.

He turned a corner of some bushes and saw his bright coloured blond standing quite far from the, once again, blinding eye-sore.
Sighing he made his way over to them.

Sakura and Naruto looked at the distance person heading towards them.
Naruto was about to shout towards him before a pink blur and gust of wind zoomed past him.
"oooooooooohhhhhhhhh ssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaasssssssukeeeeeeeeeeee-kkkkkkkkkkkuuuuun"
came a spine chilling screech.
'There it is' Sasuke mentally sighed.
The blur latched there self on to Sasuke clinging on to him like a leach.
"oh Sasuke.." she began "why are you so late? I was stuck with that THING over there!!" she pointed a finger over at the blond, who was currently gapping at Sasuke and Sakura.

Sasuke felt anger rise within him.
'oh no she didn't! She did not call my Naru-chan a THING!?!?! Oh she is SO getting it now!!"
"uhh Sasuke-kun? What's wrong?" she asked ever so innocently. Yeah right.
She batted her eyelashes at him, hugging his arm closer to her chest, his arm being squashed into her breasts. If only she had some.
Sasuke, ever so slowly tilted his head at Sakura, before shoving her on the ground.
He grinded his teeth at her before speaking "don't you ever speak like that about Naruto again" he whispered lowly and deadly to her.
She sat there, the blood from her face draining slowly away.

Smirking, he continued on his way towards a upset and confused Naruto.

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A silver haired man stood there looking at his three students. The number one unpredictable ninja, The, might be on drugs and insane, moody ninja and at last his, pathetic seducer but smart ninja.
He watched as Sasuke bounced his leg up and down, he raised an eyebrow at this 'must be craving for some DRUGS at the moment'
Sasuke looked up to see Kakashi eyeing him, so he glared at the perverted teacher.
"What?"
"........nothing......" taking one more look at him he looked at the others.
"Alright let's make this story short" He said clapping his hands together
"what story?" asked the naive blond.
"it's just an expression Naruto"
"what's an exxx-presss-sssssion"
"don't worry"
"but you said and now I want to know, so you must tell me"
"not really"
"yes really"
"I don't want to play this game Naruto!"
"what game?"
A frustrated Kakashi sighed
"anyway back to the point"
"what point?"
"This point"
"eh??"

"So, anyway today we're not having training and we have no missions for a while so as that said and done with, I have to go" he said, curving his visible eye into an upside down "u"
Before Kakashi could poof away Sasuke spoke up.
"So you basically wasted our time with that?"
"No, I saved YOUR life by wasting your time of not to do of what you know what I mean" he smiled at Sasuke
"I know that you know that I know that you know what I'm on about"
Naruto and Sakura sat there confused as Sasuke grew with anger.

Growing larger and larger, his face so red it puts a tomato to shame.
Naruto and Sakura ran over and hid behind Kakashi as he took steps backwards, backing away from his student.
"Kakashi-sensei! I think he's going to explode!! Literally!" shouted Naruto
"no! Sasuke-kun"
"I don't think he'll explode Naruto, he's just simply mad" 'I hope' he added as an after thought.
With out any warning Sasuke exploded, blood and guts and parts of his body flying, hitting each one of them.
Blinking Kakashi saw drugs on the floor.
"what a horrible way to go" he mumbled under his breath

"nnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Screamed Kakashi as he fell on to his knees holding his head, Sakura and Naruto ran over to him.
"Kakashi-sensei are you alright!?!" they shouted in unison.
Kakashi blinked his eye open to see Naruto and Sakura right up near his face and Sasuke standing a couple of steps behind him.
"What do you mean?" he asked looking left and right.
Naruto spoke up for all of them.
"Well, the last thing you said was that you know that Sasuke knows that you know that he knows what you mean, and Sasuke then looked mad but you then blank out and stuff and just now you screamed going, NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And fell to your knees holding your head like this" Naruto then too fell on his knees holding his head mimicking his teachers actions.
Kakashi blinked at him "eh?"
"It's true Kakashi-sensei; Naruto's actually right for once"
"You just blanked out" came a calm and was that a hint of amusement in his voice?
"Have you been taking something Kakashi-sensei?"

Kakashi glared at him, "no! I have not"
"Sasuke-kun has got a point sensei, you may have been taking something" Sakura looked worried at him.
Kakashi sighed he was about to explain the whole thing and the now misunderstanding thanks to a certain Uchiha, but before he could get a single word out of his mouth, he let out a grunt as he was knock on the ground so he was lying on it.
Naruto straddled Kakashi as he began searching the jonins vest.
"STAY STILL WILL 'YA!!!" Naruto shouted at the wiggling Kakashi
"Naruto get off me! I don't want to use force" he warned
as that said both Sasuke and Sakura jumped on Kakashi pinning his arms down.
"argh! I need to get somewhere!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry Kakashi-sensei, but your health is better than were you need to go!" argued Sakura
"if you don't cooperate we'll tell Tsunade-baachan!!"
"......"Sasuke nodded Smirking at him.

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Kakashi smashed open a brown wooden door to see all the chunins and jonins look straight at him.
He watched as they all tried not to laugh, which ended up to fail because the whole room burst out in laughter, snorts, even gasps for breath.
He turned to face his beloved lover standing by the hokage, attempting not to laugh as well.
Why were they laughing?
They were laughing because his hair was a mess, a few strands at front of his face and falling side's ways on both sides.
He was missing his Konoha head band, which ended up to be stuffed in a pocket.
His vest was wide open same with the pockets, and there was stuff written on his chest, not on a piece of paper but actually written in marker. Permanent marker.

Iruka who was standing near the Hokage, he had been telling her that Kakashi had not arrived before being interrupted by said man, walked over to him.
Bending close enough to his chest, he read what the words said.

"Oh no! Tsunade-baachan! Kakashi-sensei needs help he's acting weird.-Naruto
Please help him! We tried to find out what was wrong.-Sakura
I think he's on drugs.-Sasuke p.s kakashi-sensei, I took the drugs in your pocket and poured them out. No need to thank me, I saved YOUR life."

As Iruka said that last bit the laughter faded.
Kakashi's eyes widened. Iruka stepped back and looked at him.
Everyone stood up from their seats,
"It's not what you think!! I don't take drugs"
"get him!!"
Everyone pounced on him.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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Later in the hospital

"Well, sorry Kakashi we should have believed you"
"damn right!!!" Kakashi growled/shouted, he was purely mad at Tsunade and Iruka
Iruka blushed and scratched the back of his head, "we care for you Kakashi"
"oooh I so feel the love right now, being in the hospital bed and not being trusted is a great and wonderful present"
"well Kakashi" began Tsunade "we might have taken a lot of blood just to make sure we had the tests right" Kakashi swung his head at her and glared
"I hate you all" He grinded from his teeth deadly

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Crap crap crap crap go on where are you itachi, he normal makes fun................Itachi?...............
Itachi!?!?!..............................Itachi!!!!
That's weird.....
well please comment and stuff!!!!