This vegetable commercial is brought to you by Mario and friends, with singing done by AKB48!

Mario wakes up on a field and happily yawns...only to find out that he's not in his bed.

"WHAT THE HELL? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? WHERE'S MY BED AND MY FLUFFY TOYS?" Mario shrieked.

But that wasn't the only bad thing he noticed.

"Oh my god...I TURNED INTO A TOMATO! WHO'S DOING THIS?" Mario screamed. Only his body was a tomato, as his face and legs were still there.

"Good morning!" Mario randomly said, in a voice that was not his.

"HUH? I didn't say that! What is this? Am I in some parallel universe or something? Or is this black magic that's controlling me? I DEMAND TO KNOW BECAUSE I AM SUPAH MARIOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mario shouted, trying to seem all epic and such.

Suddenly, the scenery changed and a bunch of Mario characters appeared, with their bodies transformed into vegetables with heads and legs still visible and music started playing.

Mario, Peach, Daisy, Luigi, Yoshi, Birdo, Toad and Toadette started spinning in a circle together and started singing:

V-E-G-E-T-A-B-LES

"Mario! Do you know what's going on here? I can't stop moving! Plus, something's controlling my voice! I wasn't singing that!" Peach cried. She was dressed as cabbage.

"Your guess is as good as mine! This has to be Bowser's doing!" Mario answered.

"I'M RIGHT HERE YOU MORON!" Bowser screamed who was only a few feet away with a group of other characters. He was dressed as a carrot.

"Does someone want to eat us or something? Why are we dressed as vegetables?" Yoshi asked. He's dressed as a pumpkin.

"The only logical conclusion that I can come up with is that we're in a video game. A video game about the Mario charcters dressed as vegetables defeating other characters dressed as junk food of course!" Toadette said. She was dressed as a red pepper.

"Oh yeah, that makes SOOOOOOOOOOOO much sense. Please call me when you wake up and realize that IF WE WERE ALL IN A VIDEO GAME, WE WOULD KNOW FOR SURE!" Daisy spat. She was dressed as spinach.

"YOU GUYS! I THINK I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK! I'M DRESSED AS A EGGPLANT AND I'M ALLERGIC TO EGGPLANTS!" Luigi cried.

"Eh, you'll be fine. Just think of happy and chaotic thoughts." Toad comforted. He was dressed as celery.

"I'm seriously resisting the urge of eating myself. Broccoli is my favorite vegetable EVAR." Birdo cheered.

Suddenly, the small group split and joined the other, larger group and started forcibly dancing and singing.

Vegetables! Woah woah woah!

Sisters! Yeah yeah yeah!

"Hey! There's guys here too, you know, whoever is making us sing that!" Wario supernaturally shouted. He was dressed as an onion.

"What in banana's name is going on here? How am I doing this dancing? It feels like I'm a puppet, attached to a bunch of strings!" DK complained. He was dressed as lettuce.

"I WANNA GO HOOOOOOOOOOOME! I HATE YAMS!" Dixie cried.

"I don't see what the big deal is about. I think this is actually kind of fun!" Rosalina cheered. She was dressed as watercress.

"Rosalina, shut up and start being negative! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!" Diddy said. He was dressed as parsley.

Suddenly, Waluigi and Goombella ran up to the front of the entire group and started singing.

Tomato, cabbage, carrot, pumpkin

Red pepper, and spinach!

Eggplant, burdock, onion, celery

Broccoli, and daikon!

"What is making us sing this? Seriously, I feel like I'm in an elementary school play! Plus, I'm dressed as daikon, the worst vegetable in the galaxy!" Goombella complained.

"HEY! Don't be hating on daikon!" Toad yelled.

Waluigi and Goombella then moved to the back of the group and then Koops, Flurrie, Paper Yoshi and Vivian moved to the front and started forcibly singing and dancing as well (along with everyone else forcibly dancing as well).

Sun rises

It's a shiny morning

Today, all day long

Let's join forces and do our best

"This song is giving me a headache. And I do NOT sing like that! I have a beautiful and god-gifted voice so whoever is making me sing like that can go shove a tree down their throat!" Flurrie insulted. She was dressed as Kale.

"Beautiful? God-gifted? Ha! Don't make me laugh! Even Toadney Spears sings better than you do!" Paper Yoshi insulted. He was dressed as Komatsuna.

"At least she isn't dressed as Komatsuna, the world's most demonic food ever created!" Vivian yelled back. She was dressed as Ginger.

"D-E-L-U-S-I-O-NAL IS WHAT YOU ARE!" Paper Yoshi shouted back in a western way.

"Am I the only one here that's actually getting a headache from all the yelling and not from the song itself?" Koops asked. He was dressed as brussel sprouts.

The four moved to the back of the group and everyone, once again, started to forcibly dance and sing.

Vegetables! Woah woah woah!

Sisters!

Everybody! Woah woah woah!

Gather round! Yeah! Yeah!

"What about vegetable BROTHERS, huh? THIS SONG IS SEXIST!" Lakilester crazily yelled in a sexy way. He was dressed as Beet.

Next, Bowser, Goombario, Kooper and Bombette skipped to the front of the group and, you guessed it, started forcibly singing and dancing.

Purple yam, watercress, lettuce

Komatsuna, beet, asparagus oooooh!

Kale, parsley, angelica, ginger

Brussel sprouts, bok choi and jew's mallow!

"I honestly believe that we have been kidnapped by the government and they want to make us suffer by singing kiddie songs. Yup. No other way to explain it." Goombario concluded. He was dressed as Angelica. (Not the Angelica from Rugrats FYI)

"Oh yes, because that makes so much sense! You really should write a book Goombario, on how to make yourself look like a complete IDIOT in front of other people!" Bombette hostily yelled. She was dressed as Jew's Mallow.

"Alright alright, settle down children. Bombette, get rid of your anger. Goombario, get rid of your stupid." Bowser commanded.

"Yep, there was absolutely no irony in that sentence at all. Good job Bowser." Kooper said with sarcasm. He was dressed as Bok Choi.

"Stick it." Bowser replied.

The four moved to the back and up to the front came Toadette, Dixie, Rosalina and Miss Mowz and they started to...do I really need to say it?

This completely clear blue sky

Makes me think something good's gonna happen

Let's spend today, all day long

With a happy smile

"Well, you know, I COULD smile...IF THIS SONG WASN'T SO CHEESY AND I COULD GET OUT OF THIS VEGETABLE THING!" Miss Mowz cried. She was dressed as burdock.

"I have a feeling that this song is used specifically for mind control among the masses, judging by how the one in the heavens is allowing this to happen." Dixie said.

"Watch out guys, we have a conspiracy theorist over here!" Toadette said.

"Sigh...so much negativity. Why can't people just go along with this?" Rosalina facepalmed.

The four girls ran to the back of the group and up came DK, Diddy, Lakilester and Wario.

We are 25 types of reserve energy

Coming from the field

We bring good things

And we'll give you positive energy

"Positive energy? HA! Vegetables don't give any positive energy! Why do you think people are so reluctant to eat them?" Wario pointed out.

"Well, that's no surprise coming from someone like you." Lakilester smirked.

"BUUUUUUUUUUURN!" Diddy laughed.

"You wanna say that again, buddy? HUH? LET'S GO, RIGHT NOW!" Wario threatened.

"Well, you know, I'd love to, but it's just too difficult considering we're all dancing and singing by some magical and/or godly force making us do this." Lakilester said.

"He's got you there." DK commented.

The scenery suddenly changed to a big and long stand with various vegetables on it. The heads of Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Yoshi, Birdo, Toad and Toadette were all disturbingly there and started singing.

V-E-G-E-T-A-B-LES

"AAAAHHHH! WHERE DID THE REST OF MY BODY GO?" Daisy screamed.

"Woah, this is awesome! I'm just a talking head! Holla!" Toad cheered.

"Wait, how can we still be alive if the rest of our body is gone?" Birdo questioned.

"It's called fan fiction logic comedy style, Birdo." Toad answered.

"And how do you know this?" Luigi asked.

"Because...umm...I'm a genius?" Toad nervously said.

"We'll accept that." Yoshi said.

The scenery changed yet again, back to where all the Mario characters were. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Goombella, Koops, Goombario and Kooper all started singing and dancing.

When you're happy

And when you're not

Today, all day long

Let's believe in our dreams and do our best

"Well, I'm certainly NOT happy that's for sure!" Goombella said.

"Where is this field at anyways? I don't recognize it at all." Peach said.

"I'm telling you, we're in a parallel universe! This is some Majora's Mask stuff right here!" Mario said.

"So in this parallel universe, we're all dressed as vegetables? LOL WUT." Kooper radically said in an un-radical way.

"I don't believe in parallel universes so your theory fails Mario." Daisy said.

"Basically what Daisy just said is that her opinion will always matter more than everyone else." Goombario said.

"OH! SHUT DOWN!" Goombella laughed.

The 8 moved back into the group and everyone all started dancing and singing at the time:

We're all good friends

With 25 kinds of strengths

Grown in nature

A check for energy, let's go!

"Good friends? Really? Last time I checked, we're not good friends with Bowser." Dixie said.

"And let's keep it that way." Bowser commented.

"So...uhh...anyone wanna play charades?" Bombette asked.

"Please tell me you did not just ask that question." Wario said.

"Yeah, let's play charades. Guess what I'm doing? Oh, no need to guess, I'M DANCING BY FORCE ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE! GOD HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!" Vivian cried.

"You know, this reminds me of a music video. With all this choreography, singing and music..." Luigi said.

"GASP! YOU'RE RIGHT! WE MUST BE IN A MUSIC VIDEO! IT MAKES 200% SENSE!" DK said.

"Okay, if we're in a music video then where the heck is the camera thing to film us?" Waluigi asked.

"It's invisible, duh!" DK said.

"Someone please just kill me now." Daisy pleaded.

Vegetables! Woah woah woah!

Sisters!

Everyone! Woah woah woah!

Gather round! Yeah! Yeah!

Suddenly, everyone was placed into a blender.

"WOAH! WHERE ARE WE AT NOW? SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME BEFORE I USE MY MEGA BOMB MOVE!" Bombette screamed.

"OH MY FREAKING GOSH! WE'RE IN A BLENDER! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yoshi cried.

"NOOOOOOOOO! I WANT MY MOMMY AND DADDY AND I WANT A PONY ROSE SWEATER WITH THE LONG SLEEVES CUT OFF BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND I WANT MY DOGGY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T COUGH UP HAIR BALLS FOR ME TO CLEAN UP EVERY SINGLE DAY!" Toadette cried.

"Yay! I've always wanted to be blended in a blender!" Vivian cheered.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, WOMAN?" Bowser yelled.

"Dangit! We all better have some extra lives because I clearly remember buying 50 1-Up Mushrooms a few days ago!" Diddy said.

Despite the impending doom coming, everyone still sung with happy voices.

Vegetables! Wow wow wow

Sisters! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

The big blender suddenly turned on and then...well...you can guess what happens next.

Someone then poured the blender's contents into a glass cup. The liquid looked like orange juice.

The person then drank the juice and followed it with a refreshing "ahhhh" sound.

"Heh heh heh. That was pretty fun! I'd like to do that again someday..." Said the Shadow Queen, drinking more of the juice. Her powers were obviously underestimated in The Thousand Year Door.

Fin.

This chapter is based off the music video and song, "Yasai Sisters" by AKB48. I HIGHLY recommend searching it up on Youtube, it is the CUTEST music video I've ever seen!

Also, can anyone actually imagine Bowser in a carrot suit? Whenever I think about it, I can't help but laugh.