I am sorry for the late update. I was, well, you could say busy, and I have a lot going on. However,
Once again, I have returned, to bring all Naruto characters misery!
MWA HU HI H AHE HO HO HU HI HA HA HE HO HU HI HU HI HA! MWA HWA HWE HWI HWO!
Anyways, I would like to credit hellfire104 and AppleGummies for their suggestions, which I will use in this fic, or specifically, this chapter. Well, in a way, at least… ehehe…
Well, enough of me yapping, I got a fic to continue with.
THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT! And please REVIEW!
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Authoress: This time, I'll make Sasuke say the disclaimer!
Sasuke: NO WAY! I'd rather kill Itachi!
Authoress: Awww… c'mon, please?
Sasuke: Never.
Authoress: Don't make me go harsh…
Sasuke: Ooooh, wha'cha gonna do? Get Naruto to pee on me?
Authoress: Hmmm…. (deep in thought) I'll consider that, but I'll get… errrmmmm…. NARUTO TO KISS YOU! AGAIN!
Sasuke and Naruto: WHAT?
Naruto: I DON'T WANT TO KISS THIS IDIOT!
Sasuke: ME TOO!
Authoress: MAKE THE DISCLAIMER! Or I'll even get SAKURA TO RAPE YOU!
Sakura: YESSSSS!
Naruto: NOOOOOO! WHY, SAKURA? –Naruto dies of shock-
Sasuke: NO! HAVE MERCY! ALL RIGHT! "Renegade Of Illumination" does not own Naruto, or any of its elements!
Authoress: -snickers- Wasn't that easy? Oh, well! On with the story!
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Today, everyone woke up late, due to the fact that it was Sunday, and everyone wakes up late on Sundays!
All except Uchiha Itachi,
Or better known as Uchiha 'Katsuhiro'.
He was in the kitchen, making his own breakfast, as he was sure, that none of his so-called 'guardians' even knows how to hold the spatula right!
"Hmm… add a little more of vanilla… and pour over the bread…" Itachi thought, doing as his mind said. "Then I can bake it tomorrow!" Itachi thought happily, finally getting some decent food for tomorrow's lunch, famously known as crème brulee. He had finished his breakfast earlier, which consists of pickled plum, some red dango, and some chocolate milk. He was now by the table, wearing a 'Kiss The Shinobi' apron, with a cool fire design, and Sharingan eyes placed around nicely. (Though it was too big for him, because it was custom made for 12-year-old Itachi) There was a stain on his left cheek, adding more to his undeniable cuteness. (It was also smudged, indicating a fruitless effort of trying to wipe it off)
"Damn, haven't done any cooking in a while…" thought Itachi, as he tried some of his dango. Suddenly, a fly started to buzz around his food. Itachi scoffed, and shooed the fly away. Yet, somehow, it refused to leave, as it rested upon the dango.
"Oh, whatever, you can have some. It's doesn't taste like it used to anyway…"
After getting tired of watching the fly, he jumped off his stool, (He wasn't tall enough to sit on a chair, and do all this cooking) and went back to his nursery. There, he lied down on his mattress, as his mind started to drift away…
"Hmm… I should start to think about what to do with myself being four again… god, it's annoying! I just have to figure out what to do with that so-called-riddle. FEH! Riddle! I don't even know which portion is the riddle!"
And, after half an hour of thinking, Itachi decided to go to the 'TOP SECRET, MUST NOT BE KNOWN TO SASUKE, SUPER COOL, RESOURCEFUL, AND EXTREMELY SUPERB UNKNOWN LIBRARY!'
However, there's one tiny, itsy-bitsy problem…
In order to go there, Itachi has to cross the room where Sasuke is sleeping now… Uh, oh….
So, carefully, Itachi crept into Sasuke's room, seeing that he was still asleep. Perfect.
Itachi took a deep breath, and took his first step.
Nothing happened.
Second step,
Nothing happened again.
Third step,
Fourth step,
Fifth step,
Suddenly, Sasuke started stirring, he tossed and turned,
And continued to linger in his realm of slumber.
"I wanna kiss the Sakura first…" mumbled Sasuke
"-snickers- look's like the sleeping remedy does work after all…" thought Itachi before heading into the the 'TOP SECRET, MUST NOT BE KNOWN TO SASUKE, SUPER COOL, RESOURCEFUL, AND EXTREMELY SUPERB, YET UNKNOWN LIBRARY!'
Within its extent, Itachi started browsing the shelves, in search for something that might help him with his problem. 'Time Traveling' or ' Transformation'. Either one. So, he was searching for the 'T' section, but something in the 'S' section got his attention…
'Side Effects of Mangekyou Sharingan' "Hmm… I did use my chakra before turning small… could be a Mangekyou side effect…I'll check this out…" Itachi thought as he took the book out of its shelf. Itachi also took a 'The Fire Of an Uchiha' book (It's about the techniques an Uchiha uses, and it's side effects) with him for reference. ONE HOUR LATER…
Nothing, nothing, NOTHING! Nothing at all that Itachi doesn't know! Blah, blah, he knows all about the 'losing eyesight' thing. Well, it was happening to him…
Wait…
His, eyesight's okay! Itachi doesn't need his glasses to read! Oh, what joy!
So, maybe if he could find something about bringing back his eyesight in the 'The Fire Of an Uchiha', he can use all the Tsukiyomi he wanted! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! (A/N What happened to the 'need to be 18 again?)
So, after his 5 second plotting of the uncertain future, Itachi flipped through 'The Fire Of an Uchiha'. Suddenly…
'OMG, KATSUHIRO-CHAN, YOU CAN READ?" exclaimed an overexcited Sasuke.
"Oh, Lord, spare me of this grief…"
"OOOOH, WHA'CHA READIN? OH, IT'S THE UCHIHA BOOK!"
"Every book here is about Uchiha's, you dumbass. Sheesh, and I was the one who left the village longer… Wow, Sasuke, after all these years, your still the same," thought Itachi. He knew very well about Sasuke's morning hyperness
Itachi then attempted to resume his reading, but was rudely interrupted with Sasuke's errrmmm… giddiness.
"THEN YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO SAY SOMETHING, CUZ YOU'RE READING ALREADY!"
"I must remain calm…"
"SAY SOMETHING, KATSUHIRO-CHAN! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!"
"As tempting as it seems, do not harm Sasuke in any way…"
"SAY IT WITH ME, SHAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN…."
Itachi still attempted to resume his reading.
"OOOH, OR MAYBE YOU CAN SAY GOUKAKYUU NO JUTSUUUUUU!"
"Spare me of this anguish" Itachi thought… He must not let his research be ruined by Sasuke! How did Sasuke find this 'TOP SECRET, MUST NOT BE KNOWN TO SASUKE, SUPER COOL, RESOURCEFUL, AND EXTREMELY SUPERB, YET UNKNOWN LIBRARY!' anyways?
"SAY IT WITH ME, KATSUHIRO-CHAN, GOUKAKYUU… GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUU……."
Itachi still attempted to resume his reading…
"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU… NO JUTSU"
"OR MAYBE YOU CAN SAY NII-CHAN! SAY IT WITH ME, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN…. OUUUF!"
"Ahhh… peace and quiet at last…" Itachi thought, and carried on his long delayed study.
Sasuke, on the other hand, was on the ground, 'Side Effects of Mangekyou Sharingan' sticking out of his head.
"Such… strength… in such… small… body…" mumbled Sasuke.
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MEANWHILE…
"Search for them, NOWWWW!"
These were the last words Deidara and Sasori heard, within the extents of their base…
"Deidara?" started Sasori.
"Yeah?" Deidara answered lazily, as he/she lay down under the cool breeze of the tree they were having picnic under.
"Why aren't we looking for Itachi and Kisame?" Sasori asked, his mouth full of sandwich.
"Well, why aren't you?" Deidara asked back, adjusting his/her forehead protector to cover his/her eyes.
"Well, you did say this was a picnic to stock up, so that we have enough energy to continue the search… right?"
"Well, that's what I said…" Deidara answered, smirking.
"YOU FOOL! THE LEADER'S GONNA KILL US IF HE FINDS US SLACKING!"
"What are you saying? We always did slack…"
"Yeah, I don't deny that, but this is his 'BEYBLADE' we're talking about!"
"So?"
"Well, since it is about his Beyblade, he should be out to look for Itachi and Kisame too. And if he finds us slacking, he'll KILL US!"
"Well, you go ahead. I'm not done slacking" Deidara emphasized the words in italic.
"I CAN'T GO ALONE! HE'LL KILL ME ANYWAY!"
"THEN, YOU JUST STAY HERE, TILL I WANNA GO SEARCH!"
"NO! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!"
"NEVER!"
And as the happy couple bickered, they heard something crunching. Immediately, they stopped, and went to investigate the source of the noise. What they saw, was more frightening than they could imagine…
"Kisame?"
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BACK TO ITACHI…
"Hmph, you chose one of the worst times to test my patience, Uchiha Sasuke. Sometimes, I wonder why I left you alive." Itachi grumbled mentally as he strolled along the very familiar path, within the beautiful spring air. (A/N I'm making Itachi do lot's of stuff mentally, aren't I?)
"Uchiha Sasuke… your little brother, I presume," said a voice. This stopped Itachi in his tracks. "What? Who said that?" thought Itachi. He turned to the right, and saw someone with high collar, and his trademark shades.
"Those shades… an Aburame," thought Itachi.
"That's right, and the name's Shino," said the Aburame.
"U… wead mwinds?" (You… read minds?) Asked Itachi.
"No. Actually, my bug, Michiko does."
…
"She's actually really fragile, you know? It's cool with me that she can read minds and all, but her parents can't accept it, and they left her, so I…"
Itachi raised an eyebrow.
"Ahem… anyways, she tells me that you are actually Uchiha Itachi.
Suddenly, a fly started to buzz around his food. Itachi scoffed, and shooed the fly away. Yet, somehow, it refused to leave, as it rested upon the dango.
"Damn. How did I not see it being an Aburame fly!"
"And now, I have a proposal for you, Uchiha Itachi…." Shino said mysteriously, as he pushed up his shades.
"Ok, first, don't say that name out loud. It's Katsuhiro now. And second, I'm heterosexual." Thought Itachi, not bothering to say it, as he knew, Shino can tell. Shino's bug at least.
"NOT THAT PROPOSAL!" Shino exclaimed, making everyone there stare at him. "Ehehe…Heehaw…" Shino laughed nervously. Or rather, made donkey noises. This made everyone go back to what they were doing earlier, in fear of Shino's idiocy.
"Don't make me do that again…" Shino whispered. "I got a cold image to keep"
Itachi rolled his eyes. Whatever…
"Anyway's, for this proposal to take place, I need you to come with me to my humble abode. Care to join me?"
"And what if I don't want to, you gay piece of shit." Itachi retorted mentally.
"Then I'd… I'd… uh…(Dang, I forgot to think of the threat!) I'd, uhhh… reveal your secret to Sasuke!"
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"That's it?"
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Deidara and Sasori were given the highest standards in Akatsuki, (FOR NOW!) due to their 'ingenious' finding of Kisame. (Who was, btw, only skin and bones left, due to the fact that Kisame's mandatory provisions intake, requires him to eat ten times the weight of an average whale daily, necessitating that half of that weight must consist of marine life. And of course, he didn't, because he couldn't)
However, it is a little known fact, although not to us, fellow readers and authoresses that the finding of Hoshigaki Kisame, was by mere coincidence. Heck, they were just slacking, while all the other members worked their Asses off, literally! (Tobi almost lost the particular appendage, after attempting to enter Itachi's secret chamber, when Itachi's raving bunny attacked Tobi, and almost made Tobi die of blood loss…)
The leader was seated across Kisame, and was eyeing him suspiciously. What has Itachi been ordering him? It was, a known fact that Kisame sees Itachi as someone higher that himself, due to the undeniable fact, that Kisame asks Itachi, before attempting to do anything. I mean EVERYTHING…but the unknown part of the truth, was that Kisame only listens to Itachi, and no one else. It was lucky that Itachi still took orders from the Akatsuki leader, or he would've lost total control of our blue friend here.
There's just one problem now…
Itachi is NOT here.
Meaning that the Akatsuki Leader, aka He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Seen-Or-Named-Because-It-Makes-Him-Look-Cool-And-Looking-Cool-Is-FUN! Will just have to attempt to talk to Kisame, himself…
Meaning that extreme measures have to be taken…
VERY extreme…
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BACK TO SHINO AND ITACHI…
Ok, so maybe Itachi didn't really go to the Aburame residence after what happened at the park. However, he did go to some kind of mysterious place, where the interiors, look suspiciously like some kind of cheap flat. (Shino blindfolded him, so he didn't know)
Another fact, was that Itachi didn't go there on his own, free will. In fact, he was literally dragged there by a swarm of Aburame's best friends.
"ARISE NOW, UCHIHA KATSUHIRO!" said a voice, as Itachi fell face-first to the floor. He looked up, and saw someone, teenager most probably, wearing a -stolen design from Jedi uniform, in Star Wars- cloak.
"Don't tell me THIS guy has mind-reading powers!" Itachi thought.
"Nope. That's why I'm here…" Shino answered.
"Oh…"
"WELCOME, YOUNG UCHIHA, TO MY HUMBLE ABODE…"
"Get on with it, what do you want?"
"You'll have to be patient, Itachi-san. I think he's gonna start on another one of his speeches…" said Shino.
"Great… another one of those 'Speech Wannabes'…" Thought Itachi.
72 HOURS OF PAIN AND TORTURE OF HOODED GUY'S SPEECH LATER…
"And that's why, I must defeat the Main House…" The hooded guy concluded.
"Oh, you're done, Itachi-san?" Shino asked, moving his Bishop three spaces to the right.
"Nice move." Itachi thought, as he moved his queen into the ultimate kill. "Checkmate…" he concluded, smirking.
"Woow… twentieth win in a row… you're the first challenge I find in years…" Shino stated as he stared in awe at the ex-missing Nin, who was now a four-year-old, misunderstood Uchiha prodigy.
"You… weren't listening…" The hooded guy said… gritting his teeth.
"OH! HOODDED-SAN! That was an AWESOME speech! Right, Itachi-san?"
"Oh, right!" Itachi declared, and both of them clapped. It's not like Itachi was afraid of the hooded guy or something, it's just that he decided to play along, for the sake of his newfound best friend! And for fun, of course!
"Very well, I shall conclude of this foolishness, and proceed to the main reason you are here, young Uchiha…" the hooded guy said. "I have called you here on a very important mission. An A-class mission they call it here."
"I have come… no… I was sent here, on a very important quest. And that quest, is, promise you won't tell anyone…"
"TEWW MWE WHAWT DWE EWL IC DA QUEC OWEDI!" (TELL ME WHAT THE QUEST IS ALREADY!) Itachi demanded. This shocked all the stuffing out of the Hooded Guy, and thus made his hood fly off his head, revealing
"HYUUGA NEJI?" gasped Shino.
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IN THE AKATSUKI BASE…
Deidara, Sasori, Hidan and Kakuzu were all attempting to make Kisame talk, but he wouldn't say a word. He kept doing "Feed Me" signs, and pouting. So, in the end, all remaining members had to give up, and feed Kisame all the food that was left in Akatsuki. In doing this, they cursed the Aktasuki leader, who somehow, vanished without a trace. What happened to the "Extreme Measures" he was talking about?
All members waited patiently, (and not to mention jealously) as Kisame finished the last of their provisions. Now, they'll have to plant all of those vegetables, and fish all those fish again (In case you haven't noticed, all Akatsuki foodstuffs are not bought. This is due to the fact that Akatsuki is running low on funds. And this, is because all finances are spent on buying new straw hats, because the members keep discarding them before each battle)
"-munch munch- -gulp- Okay, now I'll talk…" Kisame declared. This made everyone aware of what's happening, -besides the fact that they may not eat for another month. Thinking of that is just treacherous! – They all leaned in closer, interested in what shark-a-wannabe has to say.
"Where's Itachi?" Sasori asked, as he pursuing the leader's position. No one complained, as he was the most rightful one to do so. At least before the real leader comes back.
"I don't know" Kisame answered nonchalantly.
"You don't know?"
"Nope."
"YOU MADE US LOOK OUR ASSES OFF FOR YOU, FED YOU ALL OUR FOOD SUPPLY, AND NOW, YOU DON'T KNOW?" Deidara demanded. Although, in reality, he/she didn't do anything.
"Peace, Deidara…" Hidan said, although it was just an act, to assure that he doesn't fry Kisame on the spot.
"I could've been looking for that lost puppy instead… at least I would've gotten some money…" Kakuzu thought darkly. Sasori, being the most reasonable one there, thought for a while, and asked Kisame,
"Where did you last see him?"
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BACK TO ITACHI… (A/N I keep skipping around, don't I?)
"HYUUGA NEJI?" gasped Shino.
"Err… erm…" said the once hooded man, and in panic, he covered his face under the cloak once more.
"Are? Where did Neji-san go?" asked Shino. He glanced at Itachi, who shrugged.
"I am back…" said the hooded guy.
"Oh, welcome back…" greeted Shino.
"You were saying?" asked Itachi.
"Oh yes, the mission, is for me to…
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MUHAHAHAH! CLIFFHANGER! Sorry this isn't funny. But believe, me it's crucial to the plot of the story… (Yes, believe it or not, this story has a plot)
Again, I am sorry about the late update, as I am a very busy person now, due to the coming examinations…
Whatever…
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