Torture Of The Naruto Cast
Kiba
Kiba looked around, Aki had taken Akamaru the day before when he had to go to the doctors for something, she had been then only one that would take him, being she wasn't busy, and she liked dogs.
Shino had said that he'd feed Akamaru to his bugs, Hinata said her dad would kill her if she brought Akamaru to her house, Neji said he hated dogs, Chouji said that a dog ate too much (He's sure one to talk...), Shikamaru was too bust watching the clouds to answer him, but he was sure to say that it was too 'troublesome', Rock Lee said that he had no time to watchg Akamaru with his busy shedual, Sakura said that she was going to work with Tsunade so she couldn't watch Akamaru, Naruto had been too busy eating ramen to answer, Sasuke was being to emo, Kakashi said that he had enough dogs, Pakkun and the others popped up out of no where, TenTen said that her mother was allergic to dogs, and Ino was too busy making sure that she looked like a toothpick.
That left Aki, who was the only person not on a team. She liked dogs, and he knew that she didn't abuse animals.
"Hey Aki, where's Akamaru?" Kiba asked as he walked up to her.
"Oh, your dog ran off with some female dog yesterday." Aki answered.
"...Haha, good one. Seriously, where's Akamaru?" Kiba asked.
"I told you, you dolt, he ran off with some girl dog." Aki answered again, Kiba's jaw dropped.
"YOU LE TMY DOG RUN OFF WITH A GIRL DOG?! AKAMARU'S NOT FIXED! WHICH MEAN'S HE COULD HAVE PUPPIES! HE'S NOT OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE PUPPIES!!!" Kiba yelled as he went into hysterics.
"Chill. Akamaru's not a girl dog, he's a guy dog!" Aki said.
"SO!? HE CAN STILL MAKE PUPPIES!" Kiba yelled, then he put his hands in his hair and acted like he was pulling his hair out. "Arg! You idiot! I can't believe you let him run-Huh?! Where'd she go?!" Akiw as walking off down the street, not paying attention. "GET BACK HERE! YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME FIND AKAMARU!" Kiba yelled after her, then grabbed her arm, swung her into the direction of the woods.
"I would, but I can't. Kakashi needs something, and he sent me to get it." Aki said.
"I don't care what Kakashi needs! You ARE helping me find Akamaru." Kiba said.
"Then you obviously don't know what Kakashi sent me for..." Aki muttered. "He can't get any where with his 'friend' without these..."
"WHOA!! YOU ARE NOT GETTING THOSE FOR KAKASHI! IF HE WANTS THEM HE CAN COME HERE AND GET THEM HIMSELF!" Kiba dragged Aki in the direction of the woods.
"Kiba! He'll kill me if I don't get them in like FIVE minutes. So let go!" Aki growled as she struggled to get Kiba to let go. His iron grip didn't waved and Aki sighed, "When he comes looking for me, I'm telling him that you did it, not me."
"Fine! But we're findin-!"
"Kiba, what're you throwing a fit about?" his sister asked.
"Akamaru's gone off with some unknown girl do-!"
"Kiba, he's right here, I had to give him a few shots." she held up Akamaru. Kiba turned to Aki.
"I thought you said that he ran off with a girl dog." Kiba said.
"I did, and it was THAT girl dog, not that girl." Aki explained, she was pointing to Kiba's mother who was just standing behind Kiba's sister.
"You sayin' my mom's a bitch?" Kiba asked.
"What if I am?"
"Then I'll have to whoop you!"
"I'd like to see you try dog-breath!"
"I can so whoop you!"
"BULL!"
"I CAN! WATCH! Hana, will you whoop her?"
"YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR SISTER TO DO IT!?"
"NO!"
"YOU JUST ASKED HER IF SHE WILL!"
"PROVE IT!"
"I CAN!" Aki pulled out a tape recorder and rewound it. 'Hana, will you whoop her? Hana will you whoop her? Hana will you whoop her? Hana will you whoope her?' it repeated over and over, after Aki continuiously rewound it.
"DAMN YOU!" Kiba growled, then ran after Aki.
"HAHA! CAN'T CATCH ME!" Aki yelled as she ran away.
"Is it me, or does Kiba really seem like a whimp?" Hana asked.
"I dunno, but I think I'M going to be the one that whoops the girl..."
"I thought that it was supposed to be 'kiss the girl'..."
"No. This isn't a Disney movie."
"Whoops. My bad."
"KIBA! WAIT FOR ME!" his mother yelled, then ran after Kiba and Aki, Akamaru just looked at Hana.
"Wanna go home?"
"Woof!"
"Alright, let's go. When they get hungry they'll come home. Problem is, if they don't come home, how are we going to eat all the food?"
At that remark Akamaru grinned.
"Uh-oh, I don't like that face..."
"Bark!"
A girl dog came into veiw, she was black and had long fur.
"Oh, so you REALLY DID run off with an unknown female dog didn't you?!"
Akamaru smiled and Hana rolled her eyes. "I wont tell if you don't." She said, then walked home.
"GET BACK HERE AKI!" Kiba yelled.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Kiba's mother yelled at Aki.
"KAKASHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Aki sceeched and ran into her uncle's house. Kakashi was on the couch with an unknown woman beneath him.
"There you are!" Kakashi said, his mask was off and there was a blanket covering both adults. "Did you get them?"
"OH MY GOD! NO!" Aki yelled, then she walked back outside. Kiba and his mother were looking all around for her. "KILL ME PLEASE!" she yelled as she ran over and practiclly tackled Kiba. "PLEASE! KILL ME NOW!!! GOUGE OUT MY EYES SOMETHING!"
"Uh...why is she willing to die, and at the least loose her sight?" Kiba's mother asked JUST as Kakashi and the unknown woman walked out of the house together, each wrapped in a different blanket.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T GET THEM!?" Kakashi growled at her, then he noticed that people were gathering around, he knew that he was straight, but when he had come out he didn't think that Kiba and Kiba's mother would be there.
Kiba turned around, Aki still hanging on him, and Kiba's mother walked over to Kakashi.
"You idiot!" she growled, smacked Kakashi on the head and left with both children, their eyes covered. Kakashi turned to the woman.
"Shall we pick up where we left off?"
"Yes." they walked back inside and were at it again.
"Kill me..."
"We're not going to kill you." Kiba muttered.
"I told you too! And I'm WILLING?! How much easier can it GET?!" Aki growled at him.
"You COULD kill yourself." Kiba's mother said. "Wait a second...I DO still have to get you back for calling me a bitch..."
"PLEASE!"
"Nah, I think this is torture enough." Kiba's mother said, Aki fell over and just laid on the ground.
"Then I'll starve, or dehydrate myself to death." Aki muttered. Kiba grabbed her arm and lifted her up.
"You're not going to kill yourself, you're going to forget about what you saw, eventually." Kiba added under his breath.
"What was that last part?"
"Nothing."
"Bull."
"It was nothing! Seriously!"
"BULL!"
"SERIOUSLY! IT WAS NOTHING!!!"
"Yeah, uh-huh..."
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'll just have to eat the ribs my sisters making for me all by myself." Kiba said, knowing that Aki's favorite food was ribs.
"I believe you. I TOTALLY believe you! In fact, I believe you more than I believe that my names Aki!"
"No. Too late." Kiba said. Then walked in his house to leave Aki outside to suffer.
"KIBA! C'MON! I BELIEVE YOU! I REALLY DO!"
"YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY RIBS!"
"What ribs?" Hana and his mother asked.
"YOU FREAKIN' LIAR!"
"Well, it got you to believe me right?"
"WRONG!" Aki growled, then walked away, when she was far enough away from Kiba's house she turned around. "KIBA! DIE FUCKING YOUR DOG!" Aki ran away as fast as she could.
"AAAAAAKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kiba yelled as he stormed out of his house, Aki was long gone, in fact she was at Gaara's sand village 'visiting' Temari. "Damn it, she got away...She'll have to come back some day..." Kiba muttered evilly.
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