Hiei's Jaded Dragon: "Hello and welcome to my update. Whoo! Now this time review because I have no problem punishing bad reviewers. In fact I kinda like punishment..."
Hiei: "You dirty onna."
Me: "Well I have people who have me on their author alert or on their favs who have never reviewed ever! As for the dirty thing, there's no excuse for it. It's's just the way I am."
Hiei: "Baka."
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To my loyal reviewers: "There will be lots more Draco and Snape for those that asked. I'm glad so many of you approve of that but if didn't, I wouldn't change a thing. Genkai flirt scene made me laugh so hard I cried. Talia and hiei will defiantly destroy tons of property and some lives along the way. There will also be naughtiness in my story and yes I am crazy. Warning: I am not responsible for you getting sent to an asylum because you are unable to stop laughing at the computer screen."
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WARNING: YOU MUST READ "HIEI'S LITTLE PROBLEM 'CAUSE OF HIS CRAFTY SISTER" TO UNDERSTAND THIS---IT'S THE SEQUEL. P.S. I DON'T OWN SQUAT
"Talking"
(author's notes)
-Thoughts-
/Telepathy/
The little voice inside your head
Parlestongue
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Snape, emerged from the fireplace without being covered in soot or falling down. Everyone in the Weasley house thinks this is due to him being evil although it could be from the fact that he wears all black.
He stalked over to where Harry is, who was sitting next to his best friend Ron. Ron's nose was still slightly bloodied and was covered in bruise salve.
Snape gave a murderous glare to all the inhabitants of the Burrow before he locked eyes with what he considered to be the ultimate dunderhead.
"Mr. Potter, why would you and everyone else here decide to cause a scene in a harmless bookstore when you were specifically told to BE INCONSPICIOUS!!!" he spat, saying each word with cold venom.
"It wasn't our fault sir." Harry spat back, "those people started it."
Snape looked livid. -How dare that little snot argue with me! Damn child and I bet all these insolent Potter worshipers are going to support his side of the story. Rotten gryffindors.-
But fortunately for Harry, Dumbledore arrived at the Burrow via the floo. "Ah hello everyone. I hope your trip went well?" Everyone nodded.
Deciding to change the subject before Dumbledore inquired as to why Snape was angry, Hermione pipped in "Sir have you found anyone to teach Defense yes?"
"Sadly no, but I'm putting an ad in the paper soon."
"Well we wish you luck. It would be nice to have a good teacher. Hey why can't you just rehire Remus?"
At that remark Snape snorted and everyone else glared at him. However even the combined effects of all of their glares didn't rival that of his own. He shut them up with one quick calculating glance.
"I afraid that the certain parents will forbid a werewolf teaching their children. And to top it off the ministry is going to hire someone they choose if I don't make a decision fast."
"What a load of dung. Who are they going to pick— that cow again?" said Tonks. -Damn ministry, they just keep getting stupider. And what's so wrong with Remus? He's a sweet and gentle man. He'd never hurt anyone. Uh-huh your not just saying that cause you like him . . . I beg your pardon. Tonks likes Remus. Tonks likes Remus. Shhh, I don't want them to hear. Dear I'm your subconscious only you can hear me you idiot. Oh.-
"Yes it would seem that way. I really hope I find someone in time."
The others nodded grimly, knowing the full extent of the mad cow as the twins had affectingly dubbed her.
"Well I do hope you go everything you needed?" The headmaster asked while the children nodded. "Very good. Now I've got to get back to Hogwarts and arrange for the upcoming school year. Severus would you join me? I need you expertise in figuring out how much of each ingredient I should order for you to brew up enough potions for the infirmary."
"Certainly headmaster. I would be all too happy to leave."
With that the two went though the fireplace, disappearing into the flames.
When they arrive at Hogwarts, Snape informs him of the events that currently transpired.
"Oh Dear. That sounds dreadful. But do you think it strange that a girl managed to perform Legitimas at such a young age? And what about her physical strength?"
"I don't know sir. She may not be all that strong. Mr. Weasley isn't all that buff. It could be an exaggeration. "
"Hn, I'll be talking to the bookstore owner."
With Tenkai:
For the next month, it is nothing but study, study, STUDY until your eyes bleed! Kurama helped the others with herbology, being a complete expert on all plants. No one really studied history—well Kurama and Keiko made outlines of the chapters but the others just skimmed them. Kira helped the others with astronomy and how the magical people viewed it. But she did have to brush up and read the book first. Talia showed them the basic concepts of potions and told them that as long as they followed the direction, then the potion should turn out fine.
Jin and Boton got to work on teaching the others to fly. But flying doesn't take much thought—I mean even Ron Weasley gets it. Jin and Boton just used their time teaching to flirt.
"Ell missy, 'I've nev'er used some thingy to fly. I just use me power to fly.' Jin said happily, flying around sitting Indian style.
"Well Jin, I'll be more than happy to show you how.' Boton exclaimed excitedly, mounting her oar. -Oh you gonna teach him how to ride a stick. . . shouldn't you be riding his stick? Oh...you are so gross! If I'm gross, so are you. I'm your inner thoughts...you wanna ride his stick. You nasty voice, BE QUIET!- Boton thinks while her cheeks turn red.
Jin smile broadens as he notices her blush. -Is the lassie blush'in o'ver me? Cuz I'm the only one 'ere. No duh, dimwit! You didn't 'ave to be so mean 'bout it. I'm sorry but your moving too slow for me...get some action faster! Yes sir!-
Boton recovered and helped Jin onto the broom. But he kept falling off...on purpose. But bing the sweetie Boton is, she didn't' notice. Instead she went over to help him.
"Here, you put one leg on either side and then you lean forward with your arm near the edge of the handle." She says directing his hands and legs into the already mentioned places. (That just sounds wrong, doesn't it?) -Hey twit, have you not realized that not only have you practically felt him up but that you're still holding his hand? Boton likes Jin! BOTON LIKES JIN!- To shocked to have a snappy reply, her faces turns bright red as she quickly let go of Jin's hands.
This upsets Jin a little, but when he sees her red face, he realizes she's just shy. -Ah the lass is soo innocent...Yeah and you're not. Falling off a broom for attention...finally we're getting somewhere.-
"Why thank-you Boton. Now 'et's 'ee if I it right this time! He pushed his feet off the ground and started flying like a pro. Years of soaring the sky helped him fly so easily. He did twirls and flips, then fly around the dojo. "Woo-whee! "Tis migh'tey fun to fly on this thingy!" he shouted.
He landed next to Boton, as she clapped for his specular flying skills. "That was really good, Jin." She praised.
At the moment, the others came outside to begin their flying. Seeing as Jin had finally understood flying on the broom, she made him teach Yusuke and Kuwabara. She got to work with Talia and Hiei.
Talia and Hiei did exactly as Boton told them, and pretty soon they got it. But they did fall over a few times. Hiei had to catch Talia once. However Jin wasn't so good at explaining things. Yusuke could hover but Kuwabaka kept falling down or simply not getting his broom to fly. But when he saw his Ice maiden, he magically got better at flying.
"Oh my lovely Yukina,..." Was all he got out before Hiei hit the lover-boy upside his head with the firebolt.
"Hiei!" Talia yelled, "You're going to break the broom on his thick skull!" At this everyone sweat dropped.
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"Whoo. I have not updated in forever but I don't feel that bad. So review and I could possibly update in week.
