Total Drama Island: Get Your Game On!

Chapter 7 has arrived! It's time for an extreme guest star to appear in Total Drama Island!


Chris's Narration: Last time on Total Drama Island: Get Your Game On...

The campers were introduced to my fluffy kitty-witty Chris Jr., and competed in a Godfather themed challenge. There were car chases, gunfights, and some major ass kicking!

In the end, Team Mario took home the prize. It was technically DJ's fault that team Luigi lost, but thanks to Heather and ???'s new alliance, and the fact that he drove his teammates up the wall, it was bad boy Duncan that was the second to take a ride on the Boat of Losers. Courtney immediately blamed Harold for this, adding a ton of fuel to the fire that is the Courtney/Harold conflict.

What is ??? planning? Will Heather survive another ceremony? Will Courtney kill Harold? Will I find out who ruined my cappuccino during the last challenge?! Find out now on Total Drama Island: Get Your Game On!


Day 3, Part 1; Viva La Bam!

The campers were snoozing soundly when they were awakened by the sound of helicopter blades. Grudgingly, they all pulled themselves out of bed and walked outside. Chris was in front of the mess hall with a walkie-talkie. Above him were two helicopters one close to the mess hall and the other farther south, each one holding a quarter-pipe ramp, held up by thick cables.

"Okay, chopper 2, move a little to the east," Chris said into the walkie-talkie. The south copter moved slightly to the left. "Okay, a little more to the east." The chopper moved left more. Chris looked at it, then the first chopper, and frowned. "Okay, now move it a little to the west." The chopper started moving to the right. "Little more..." The chopper slowly moved more to the right. "Keep going......... STOP!" The chopper quickley stopped. Chris looked at the two air vehicles and grinned. "Perfect! Let 'em rip!"

The cables unhooked, and the ramps came falling down to Earth. Chef walked out of the mess hall, holding a pot of slop.

"Hey Chris, should I add the rat droppings to the breakfast slop or the dead cock... roa.... ches...?" He trailed off when he noticed a rapidly growing shadow beneath his feat. He looked up, and saw one of the quarter-pipes directly above him. The cook dropped his pot, looked at a nearby camera, and held up a tiny sign that said, "Help!"

CRASH!

As the dust settled, Chris looked with a grin at the ramps, which formed a half-pipe. The campers however, still looked confused.

"Um, what are you doing?" Gwen asked.

Chris turned to the campers, and looked momentarily surprised. "Uh, morning guys! Sorry about the noise, didn't mean to wake you," he said. Chris received twenty angry glares, and his grin returned. "Oh, I ain't foolin' you guys; of course I meant to wake you! To answer Gwen's question, I'm setting up a half pipe!"

"We can see that," Heather snapper. "She means 'Why'?"

"So our special guest for the episode can arrive!"

"The guest needs a half pipe to arrive?" Geoff asked, he and everyone else still very confused.

"Yep!" As if on cue, another helicopter, this one jet black with the word "Element" in blocky letters across the side (1), flew into view, it stopped about 20 feet above one of the quarter pipes, and it's side door slid open.

It was then that Chris produced a microphone and said into it; "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please welcome our special celebrity guest for today's episode! Professional skateboarder, radio personality, daredevil, and close friend of mine... the one, the only..."

A man in his late twenties jumped from the copter with a loud "WOOHOO!", a skateboard under his feet. He wore a black t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off, a black baseball cap, torn blue jeans and black-and-white sneakers.

"... BAM MARGERA!!"

Bam landed on the quarter pipe, skated across the grass and hit the other pipe, flying into the air. In the air, he did a sick McTwist (2) and came back down, skidding to a stop on the grass.

"What's up, little dudes?" Bam asked, doing the devil horns hand sign.

"DUDE!" Geoff was up in Bam's face in a heartbeat. "That was awesome! Oh man, I can't believe I'm talking to the Bam Margera! Dude, you are a legend back in my home town!" Geoff removed his cowboy hat and produced a marker, from where, one couldn't say. "Will you sign my hat?"

"Always have time for a fan."

As Bam signed the excited Geoff's head wear, the other campers looked at Chris.

"So..." Harold said. "Just taking a wild guess, but does today's challenge involve skateboarding?"

"Right you are, Harold!" Chris said. "I'll explain more after breakfast. Speaking of which," the sadistic host looked around. "Anyone seen Chef?"

There was loud, pained groan. Twenty-two heads turned at once to see a brown, muscular arm sticking out from underneath one of the ramps.

"Whoops..."


Confessional Cam - Hey, "Cam" rhymes with "Bam"!

Chef: (is in a full-body cast) I am gonna kill Chris...

Bam: For those of you wondering, yes, I am a real person, not an OC. And if you're wondering how me and Chris know each other; we went to high school together. (he grins) We were always pulling pranks, nonstop! I remember we... (he starts counting off on his fingers) Put glue on my English teacher's chair, stole the principal's toupee and ran it up the flag pole, pissed in the swimming pool, mooned the cheerleaders, put worms in the lunchroom's spaghetti... And this was all during our first month as freshman!

Geoff: (he is hyperventilating, staring at his signed hat) Omigosh, I can't believe I got my hat signed by Bam Margera! (he hugs the hat and squeals, much louder than Katie and Sadie combined)

Chris: Since Chef is currently, uh... "Indisposed" right now, I've decided to let my nephew cook for the campers!


After getting Chef some medical attention, the twenty campers entered the mess hall. Jacob was behind the counter, wearing a chef's hat and a "Kiss the Cook" apron. Chris Jr. was perched on his shoulder.

"Morning, guys!" Jacob said, looking over his shoulder at the campers. He held up a frying pan, which had a thin pancake in it. "Hope you guys are hungry, 'cause I made Swedish pancakes for everyone! They're like regular pancakes, only thinner and better tasting!"

He turned back to the oven, and flipped the pancake, sending it flying through the air. "Catch!"

Splat!

"AAAHHH!" Ezekiel screamed in pain; the piping hot pancake had landed on his face. "Hot! HOOOT!" He ran around screaming, desperately clawing at the breakfast food, trying to peel it off his face. "Hot hot hot hot hot hot...!"

"Oh, for the love of," Eva groaned. "Come here!" She grabbed Zeke as he ran by, and shoved his face into a pitcher of milk. She held his head in the cold liquid for a second, then let him come back up.

"Ahh..." Zeke sighed in relief, the pancake no longer burning his face. "Thanks, Eva.

"Whatever."


After the campers ate breakfast (which was actually edible, for once) and treated Zeke's face burns, Chris turned on the VRC 8000. The twenty campers entered their pods, and were surprised to see Bam and Jacob entered their own pods. But they didn't have time to ask why. The pods activated, and the screen flickered to life...


In the virtual world...

The twenty campers found themselves in a warehouse, all of them holding skateboards. Bam and Jacob stood in front of them, holding skateboards of their own. Behind them were two steep concrete ramps.

"Welcome to your second challenge here on Total Drama Island: Get Your Game On!" Jacob and Bam said together.

"If you're wondering why we came into the game with you," Jacob said. "We're going to be helping you with the game."

"And today," Bam added. "That game is Tony Hawk's Underground 2, or THUG 2 for short!"

"The Tony Hawk franchise got it's start in 1999 with the release of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater."

"Since the game's release, Neversoft has released eight more Tony Hawk games in the series, with a tenth in production."

"And Bam here," Jacob jerked a thumb over at the daredevil skater. "Has been a member of the Tony Hawk game family since Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3."

"But since everyone says THUG 2 is the best of all nine games, we chosen it for your challenge today."

"And here's how it's going to work; we're going to visit six locations around the world. I'll be the captain for Team Mario, and Bam will lead Team Luigi. In each area, each player will be given a challenge to complete. You complete, you earn a point for your team and get to move on to the next level. Fail, and you'll be ejected from the game."

"The team with the most points at the end of the sixth level wins. Anyone from the losing team who made to the sixth level and finished their challenge wins immunity. But if all the members of one team are eliminated before level six, that team automatically loses, and no one will be safe from being kicked off!"

"But before we officially start the challenge, since most of you probably haven't played this game before, we're going to do some training here in this warehouse."

The two dropped their boards and hopped on them. "And your first part of your training," Bam and Jacob said in unison. "My team, follow me!" The two skated down the ramps, Jacob going down the right one, Bam the left. The campers slowly approached the ramps. They were very steep, probably 50 feet high and 70 feet long. It was a rather intimidating sight.

"So..." Trent said, looking nervous. "Who's first?"

Before anyone could decide, Harold went flying down the ramp, throwing his arms in the air and whooping. He made it to the bottom, no problem.

Cody went next, screaming joyously. He too made it down with no problem.

Noah skated down the ramp with a calm smirk, his hands casually behind his back.

LeShawna went down, flailing her arms as she tried to stay balanced. She made it down without falling. It was the same with Gwen, DJ, Courtney, Beth, and Heather.

Trent skated roughly three feet before he lost his footing, rolling the rest of the way down. Zeke made it roughly one foot before he went tumbling down the ramp.

Eva skated down smoothly, but didn't know how to stop, and slammed right into Zeke, falling on top of him.

"Ugh, what hit me?" Zeke asked, looking dazed. He shook his head, and looked up at the fitness buff. "Oh, hey Eva."

Eva quickley got up, turning away from the others, so no one would notice the slight blush on her cheeks. Zeke was confused by this. "Was it something I said?"

Katie and Sadie went down hand-in-hand. They made it down, but like Eva, they couldn't stop, and clotheslined Heather (3).

"Um, I don't know about this..." Bridgette said nervously. "I mean, I'm clumsy enough on land..."

"Relax, Bridgette," Geoff said, patting his girlfriend's shoulder. "It's just like surfing, but on a board with wheels! And on a wave made of hard cement!"

Bridgette gulped, and skated down the ramp, screaming. Amazingly, she didn't bail, and came to a safe stop.

"I... I did it..." Bridgette said, astonished. Her astonishment turned to happiness. "I actually did it!"

"Right on, Bridge!" Geoff said, skating down the ramp, whooping and hollering.

Lindsay looked at her board, looking confused. "So, where do I plug it in?" She asked, to which several people face-palmed.

Justin went down gracefully, his hair blowing in the wind, and without a shirt, for some reason.

Izzy went down, backwards, balancing on her head, quoting the movie "The Shawshank Redemption".

Owen tried to hop in his board, but it snapped in half under his massive girth. "Whoops," he chuckled nervously. "Sorry..."


Confessional Cam - Gnarly, dudes!

Jacob: Wow, my team sucks...

Bam: Wow, my team sucks...

Chris: Since it would take far too long to show the entire training session, we're gonna do a little fast-forwarding, and show just the good parts!


Jacob pointed to a ramp. "Let's see you guys get some air and do a trick."

Cody made the jump, pulling of a 180 kickflip.

Bam pointed to a long rail. "Grind this rail!"

Zeke jumped up and tried to grind, but he lost his footing. The board slipped out from underneath him, and he fell down, hitting the rail with this crotch. Every male and a few females winced at this.

Jacob pointed to a railing, high above a quarter pipe. "Do a lip trick on that railing."

Heather tried to hit the rail, but lost her board in mid-air. Flailing her arms, she grabbed onto the railing, and was suspended in mid-air. "Um, can someone help me?" She asked. Everyone walked away. "Guys? Seriously, I need some help here!"

Bam pointed to a quarter pipe. "Do a barrel roll!"

Trent hit the ramp and did a barrel roll in the air. But he overshot the ramp, and hit the concrete with a painful 'thud'.

Jacob skated in a half-pipe. "Get some air..." he said, hitting a ramp. He did a fingerflip. "And show me what you got!"

Bridgette flew into the air, screaming in joy. She did a 360 benihana and landed safely.

Finally, their training had finished.

"Wow, dude," Jacob remarked to Bam. "Your team sucks!"

"Your team sucks more!" Bam shot back.

Gwen and Courtney tried to hit the same ramp, and collided in mid-air. Bam and Jacob blanched.

"Oh, who are we kidding? Both our team are just awful."

To Be Continued...


(1) Team Element is the company Bam Margera skates for.

(2) I suggest you have a skateboard dictionary handy, because you're going to see a lot of skateboarding tricks and not a lot of descriptions.

(3) For those not familiar with fighting, to "clothesline" someone is to hold your arm out, and then slam your arm into someone. So when Katie and Sadie accidentally (or purposely, if you wish) clotheslined Heather, their joined arms slammed into her.

See you later! Next chapter, we visit the first three locations in THUG 2, and we'll see some truly ridiculous stunts and dares!

Laterz!

-BlizzardOfOzz