And we are back to those of you that have missed us. Inspiration came to me today when I got a bloody nose in class. (Don't judge me) Any who on with the pain... Um I mean chapter. :D

Makarov- these ladies do not own fairy tail, because if they did I would get more screen time.

DSS-(keep telling yourself that old fart) whispers


FE here and today I am sad to announce that DSS has gone on vacation. But will be back in like two chapters. So let's get started shall we? Just so you all know I am going to be the only girl speaking this time because someone suggested that we have all the boys go in one chapter and all of the girls go in another one.

Sting- can I go?

FE-Sure stingy bee.

Sting ignored the insult.

FE- your no fun Sting.

Sting- Shut up FE. Let me go!

FE-fine Mr. Grumpy pants.

Sting- Natsu truth or dare.

Natsu-dare me

Sting- I dare you to lose a fight with gray.

Natsu and Gray- WHAT!

Gray- sweet revenge

Natsu- Sting I hate you.

-Punches Sting in face.-

-FE punches Natsu in the gut-

-Natsu lands in Erza's cake-

-Erza gets mad and throws Natsu at the wall but hits Gray-

- Rouge watches on side line-

-Rouge gets punched by Laxus-

-Laxus gets trampled by Freed-

-Bixlow gets squashed by Laxus and Freed-

-Sting goes after Natsu but hits Gajeel-

-Gajeel hits Sting-

FE- ENOUGH OF THIS! JUST DO THE FREAKING DARE ALREADY!

Gray attacks Natsu and Natsu lets the blast hit him until he can't stand.

Natsu- Yo metal face truth or dare (Natsu is still sprawled on the floor)

Gajeel- you talking to me flame brain?

Natsu- duh.

Gajeel- dare.

Natsu- huh?

Gajeel- dare I choose dare.

Natsu- for what.

Gajeel- you really are an idiot.

Natsu- are you going to tell me what for or not metal face.

Gajeel- anyone wanna deal with jackass over here I am going to go read a book I think that I lost IQ points talking to this box of nails.

FE- Gajeel you can read?! I did not know that.

Rouge- Natsu we are playing a truth or dare remember and you asked Gajeel and he choose dare so just do it.

Sting- Rouge are you ok that is the longest sentence I have ever heard you say.

Rouge- Shut up Sting.

Natsu- I still don't get it.

FE, Rouge, Sting, Gajeel, and Gray- faceplam

Romeo- I am going to take over ok. Bixlow truth or dare

Bixlow- I am not taking any chances this time. Truth.

Romeo- why did you get your guild mark on your tongue?

All of the Girls- finally a good question...

Bixlow- well um I'm not able to put it on my face so I thought why not... (Lying)

Romeo- ok seems legit.

Bixlow- Freed truth or dare

Freed- truth.

Bixlow- Are you gay for Laxus?

Laxus- what the hell Bixlow I am still here you know

Bixlow- that's kinda the point

Laxus- why is that the point

Bixlow- I wanted to hear Freed's answer plus see your reaction.

Laxus- that is just not cool.

FE- Shut up and let Freed answer!

Laxus and Bixlow- yes ma'am

Freed- punishment.

FE- works for me Sting Rouge come here

Sting and Rouge- coming

In Corner

FE- ok so here is how this works if someone refuses to do a truth or dare the hosts are allowed to punish them however they want. With that in mind what should Freed's punishment be?

Sting- well supposedly by not answering the question he is saying yes he is gay.

FE- I never thought of it like that Shh we will tell the girls in private

Rouge- he uses runes magic. Put him in a metal box and duck tape his hands together.

Sting- what is it with you today you are being really talkative.

FE- great Idea Rouge and Stung lay off the guy will Ya.

Out if Corner

FE- since it was Rouge's idea I am going to let Sting tell you your punishment

Sting- gladly. Ok so Freed right? Ok so we are going to put you in a tiny metal box and duck tape your hands together and your mouth closed.

Freed- well that's not so bad.

FE- shut up he is not done talking.

Freed- what!

Sting- as I was saying. In the metal box you will find 20 sentences that have been jumbled up so in order to get out you have to be able to write out each of these sentences without turning around to try and use your hands.

Freed- ok that was horrible. I am going to be stuck in there for a while aren't I

Rouge- that's the point

Sting- sorry people he has been really talkative today.

FE- Sting Elufice what did I just tell you!

Sting- sorry it won't happen again

FE- it better not

Freed- now they forgot about me

Rouge- I was trying to keep you out of punishment for a little longer but too late now. Because you just had to say something.

Sting- I am really sorry to all of those who have never heard Rouge talk so much, this is very unusual for him. Please forgive him. Now if you will excuse me I have to run from an angry FE.

-Runs away so FE doesn't kill him-

-Runs after Sting and brings him back to tie him up.-

~Rouge throws Freed in metal box and Freed's punishment begins~

FE- k guys see you tomorrow same time, same place. That work for you?

Rouge- works for me

Sting- I'm cool with that

Everyone else- we don't have a choice do we?

FE- nope you don't so say bye to the readers

Everyone- Save us! She is torturing us. (Everyone but Rouge and Sting)

FE- You guys are so mean to me.

-Sulks in corner-

Sting- look what you did you broke her.

DSS- walks in and sees FE sulking in corner.

DSS- what the FUCK did you bunch of ASS HOLES do to FE!

Everyone- AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH when did you get here?!


Thank you all for reading my story. I hope you guys liked this chapter. Can't wait to see what torture I bring next chapter because I don't even know. XD