A/N:
Thanks for your reviews! They're great and I do agree that I have too much spare time. Anyway, before writing this parody, I had to read a couple of Legostupid fics before writing this. For those of you who have not read a Legostupid fic, here is a quick summary/parody on them.
LEGOSTUPID
One day, Legolas was ignoring his princely duties and hanging out at Minas Tirith with his best manly buddy, Aragorn. Recently, Aragorn (who is the King of Gondor) and his elf girlfriend, Arwen, had just gotten married so that was all cool. Unfortunately, some ordinary civilians/soldiers/peasants in Minas Tirith don't really like elves. Why? Because they just don't. They aren't too happy about their manly king marrying an elf so they bitch/spread rumours/gossip to Arwen and our protagonist, Legolas. Anyway, one day, everyone in Minas Tirith is celebrating the wedding in some local pub down the road. The elf-hating civilians/soldiers/peasants are sitting in a corner bitching/spreading rumours/gossiping about Arwen. For some reason (probably ignoring his princely duties again), Legolas is at the pub and he overhears the elf-haters bitching/spreading rumours/gossiping about Arwen and how elves suck blah blah blah. Legolas gets a bit sad/angry/annoyed because he doesn't like people bitching/spreading rumours/gossiping about Arwen because he was a childhood friend/friend/ex-lover of hers. He goes up to them and lectures them on not bitching/spreading rumours/gossiping about her and how she is nice blah blah blah. He skips happily away completely pleased with himself. This doesn't go down too well with the elf haters and they vow to GET REVENGE!
[insert a few chapters where nothing of importance goes on]
It is suddenly nearing midnight and Legolas decides to take a midnight stroll. Never mind that there are elf-haters running around everywhere; he doesn't really care. Anyway, he walks through a dark alley (you know what's going to happen), and standing there are the elf-hating citizens/soldiers/peasants and in their hands are swords/knives/axes/pitchforks/flaming torches/clubs! The leader of the pack (who has a very cheesy sounding Gondorian name) leads the attack and all the elf-haters run up to Legolas and beat/stab/cut/burn/poke him! After a very long time (a couple hundred chapters), they leave him lying on the street with a lot of cuts/bruises/broken bones. Instead of crying because the attack reminds him of his ANGST-FILLED PAST, Legolas just gets up and walks back to Aragorn's house/palace/place of residence, which just goes to show how awesome he is. When he walks in, he sees Aragorn and Arwen just sitting around, despite the fact that it is past midnight. They see him and ask stuff about what happened, why he looks so horrible blah blah blah. Legolas doesn't say anything because he doesn't want them to know that people hate Arwen. He just trudges up the stairs to his bedroom (he has a bedroom, by the way) and he goes to straight to sleep.
The next morning, Legolas gets out of bed and makes his way downstairs to eat breakfast with Aragorn, Arwen and anyone else who might be there. Since he didn't take a shower or even change his clothes, he still looks horrible and battered and whatever. Everyone is so shocked that they drag our awesome elf protagonist off to the healers to get, well, healed. Anyway, they manage to heal him but he isn't healed completely! Oh noes! He still has scabs/open wounds/broken bones/bruises/any other injury he may have sustained. The healers tell leggy Leggylass to stay in bed, not go anywhere and well, not do anything stupid. I don't know what you think but this is a Legostupid story so he's obviously bound to do something stupid.
The healers leave and Legolas is just staying in his room when he gets a stupid idea, to go and re-lecture the elf-haters AGAIN! Will he ever learn? This time, he decides to take his sword/knife/bow-and-arrow/weapon of mass destruction with him. He sneaks out of the house/palace/place of residence at night to try and find the elf-haters despite the fact that he hasn't been fully healed. He is just that stupid. After looking around for a while, he magically gets a brainwave and figures out where the elf-haters all are! He finds the elf-haters in five seconds and he starts lecturing them! He then turns around and leave but then, the leader of the elf-haters (the one with the cheesy Gondorian name) tries to kill Leggy!
[insert 50 chapters describing the fight]
Legolas gets out his sword/knife/bow-and-arrow/weapon of mass destruction and he stabs/shoots/blasts the guy. The guy is now dying (or dead, doesn't really matter) and Legolas is happy, even though he's got a billion more injuries than last time. He somehow manages to walk back to Aragorn's house/palace/place of residence, grows so brains on the way and goes straight to the healers, again. The healers are all thinking "How the hell did he get out?" and they heal him almost immediately but this time, they lock the windows and doors and anything that Legolas might be able to get through.
Suddenly, it is the next day and Aragorn and Arwen somehow found out what happened to the elfiest of elves so, they go up to visit him. They go up to him and ask him what happened blah blah blah Arwen tells Legolas not to do something that stupid again blah blah blah and everyone hugs. Then, Aragorn gets angry! He marches right up to the elf-haters (god knows how he found them) and he lectures them. He tells them that if they had accidentally killed Leggy, then Leggy's dad would have come down, beat the living crap out of them, and lock them up in a dungeon for the rest of their lives. The elf-haters say they are sorry, and everyone lives happily ever after!
A/N:
Well, that was a bit stupid sounding but it is understandable because it's a parody of a Legostupid fic. However, the next parody will be a Legolas-is-an-elfling-and-he-is-at-home-and-he-gets-a-present. Another squishy fic for you to read :D
