Author's note: You shouldn't expect this to update again until June since exams will keep me busy until then. The good news is I have a small arc planned for this and it will start in June if all goes well. The bad news is I don't have time to make this very long, but it's better than nothing.
Most of the Akatsuki members dreaded Easter more than anything. It wasn't the concept, the enormous bunny, or even the candy itself that caused panic. No, everyone in the Akatsuki except Tobi dreaded Easter because Tobi managed to make himself hyper by eating pounds of chocolate and jellybeans every year. Not to mention he still believed in the Easter bunny. That made everything much more annoying to everyone involved.
Since Tobi was likely to flood the hideout with tears if he did not awaken to finds tons of Easter eggs everywhere, the other members held a drawing to see who would hide the eggs each year. That may not sound bad, but there was a catch. The chosen member had to lay the eggs out at midnight in a giant pink bunny costume. Not only was in freaky looking, it was hotter than a stove in there. The teasing didn't help either.
Each current member has been the bunny at least once with varying amounts of success. Sasori had snuck some sedative into Tobi's chocolate milk, so he didn't have to worry about making noise. Deidara had been caught by Konan as he put "silly putty" (his clay) into the eggs and he had so many paper cuts afterwards that it hurt for him to move. Kakuzu and Hidan didn't have any problems aside from some swearing. Kisame hid an egg at the bottom of the pool and Tobi had almost drowned just to get it. Itachi got lost and left a trail of eggs all the way to the Sand Village. Konan always found the best hiding places. Pein's first time was this last year and it got pretty complicated for him.
Tobi II kept trying to sneak out that night plus he coughed up a disgusting Easter grass hairball. Thankfully Pein managed to keep him away from the chocolate. The hiding of the eggs went well until he started hiding them by the freakishly ugly statue. The two-tailed cat kept trying to get out and eat him. Pein eventually had to slip Shukaku a whole pound of chocolate so he would agree to hold her down. Then Shukaku started to get a sugar rush and, needless to say, all of the other beasts screamed to be let out. Pein had given Tobi some sleeping pills, but he still had to put some tranquilizer in some sake for Shukaku just in case. When that was over however, all of the eggs had disappeared. After following the scent of chocolate for a mile, he found a nasty looking dragon sleeping on a pile made up of the eggs and tons of candy. Pein tried to sneak off with part of the stash, but the dragon woke up and tried to maul him. After the dragon tried to incinerate Pein, all of the candy wound up in a gooey heap and Pein wound up with third degree burns as well as some singed eyebrows.
What about poor Tobi you ask? Well, Tobi woke up on Easter morning to find a large maze of eggs throughout the hideout. He even found a huge Easter basket full of assorted candy and a few stuffed animals. Nobody ever found out who really put all of the eggs there besides Tobi. Most of the Akatsuki thought Pein had beaten the dragon and Pein thought Konan had covered up for him. Tobi may never realize it, but he had finally realized something nobody else ever had besides the tailed beasts. The demons could be heard whispering about a visit from a certain holiday icon. Though they still agreed that Santa and the reindeer were in it for the fame and films, they finally realized that the Easter Bunny cared about the kids (and knucklehead ninjas).
