Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. I do however own Danielle Ame. ^ _ ^
I'm so sorry I haven't posted! First, I had writers block, AGAIN! Then, I was sick D: and then! My family took a vacation to Disney World...i know...i'm horrible. Please don't shoot me? Also, i'm sorry this is so short...but that originates back to the writers block thing :(( i feel like i've failed you with this because it sucks so bad...but hey, at least it's something right? i'll go now and let you read it...i don't think anyone reads the authors notes anyway XD ttyl guys. review if ya want.
I stretched as I got up and let out a growl of disappointment that I had to get up. "Morning…" I mumbled softly to the people in the main room when I walked in. They all looked up and waved, or at least I think they waved. I sat down and promptly slammed my head into the desk.
"Danni, Chad and I are going to train together. Objections?" Renji asked with a small smug look and I rolled my eyes. "I don't care. I'm going to take a nice relaxing nap and then I'm going to go sit under a tree and do nothing!" I said with a grin of satisfaction at my plan.
"Actually, you need to come train with us." Ikkaku's voice echoed through the room and I growled. "I do not wish to. So there." I said as I, very maturely, stuck my tongue out at him. "Captains orders." he said with a smirk and I rolled my eyes.
"Fine. I'll come but only because the Captain said so." I said with a pout as I got up. I tried to ignore the smug look on Ikkaku's face but failed miserably. "What are you smirking at, Baldy?" I asked with a smirk as I passed him. "What did you call me!" he yelled at the top of his lungs with a clear irk mark appearing.
"What? Are you deaf too?" I asked with a classic girly huff. He started to fume as Renji held him back, "Just let it go. She's in a mood today." Kisuke looked up at Renji and waved his fan in front of his face. "I see, so you can't control you're woman, hmm?" he asked slyly and Renji sweat dropped before letting go of Ikkaku.
I pulled on some real clothes, I had been in my pajamas, and started for the park that the others were in. I walked over to where the Captain was sitting meditating and scowled at him. "You ruined my whole afternoon." I said with a pout and he raised an eyebrow at me before ignoring me completely.
"Oh, I see. You're going to give me the 'I'm you're Captain so shut up attitude' fine, whatever." I said with a growl before sitting down with my Zanpakto across my lap. Ikkaku soon joined us and sat on another rock close to us as he took of his shirt to meditate. I sighed in frustration as we were joined by Rangiku and Yumichika.
"So, Rukia and Orihime really went to the Soul Society to train?" I asked cautiously. Toshiro nodded and I left it at that. Captain Ukitake was probably taking good care of them. I closed my eyes and drifted off into daydream land. "
Damn it, Damn it, Damn it! Break! Break! Break! Take this! And this! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Break! Break! Break! AAHHHH!" I raised an eyebrow and looked up at where Yumichika was slamming his Zanpakto against a rock. "Will you shut up?" Rangiku yelled before throwing something, I'm assuming a stick, at him.
"What is wrong with you anyway, Yumichika?" she asked with a frown. Yumichika whirled around, "My Fujiujaku is totally ticking me off!" he yelled and I refrained from giggling when his voice broke. "He's such an obnoxious snob and he's bossy and he thinks he's the best looking guy in the whole world! I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!" he yelled holding the sword up and yelling at it.
"I can never fight next to him again! In fact, if he were the last sword in this world, you couldn't pay me to fight alongside this jerk! Not ever!" he yelled fuming and I continued to stare at him in aww of how stupid he was being. "Even if he begged me!" I rolled my eyes at that last statement, I wonder if he knew he was calling his Zanpakto by the wrong name…I laughed at this thought. Surely he knew better!
"What are you talking about? He's exactly like you." Rangiku said with a smug look. Yumichika fumed, "Now my Haineko is a stupid, needy, selfish, temperamental, lazy and moody slob. Which when you boil it down to basics it's the total opposite of my personality." Rangiku said with her arms crossed. Yumichika lifted his hands up, "Yeah? Well I think that's you to a T. I bet you're the kind of person that whenever she looks at a picture of herself that says 'oh look at me, I am so fat'."
Rangiku's eyes flashed open when Yumichika finished the comment. "What did you say, Yumichika!" she yelled and I rolled my eyes. "I dare you to say that again!" I frowned when Toshiro frowned and an irk mark started to appear on his forehead. "Will you two just shut the hell up and concentrate? Or I'll send you back to the Soul Society!" he yelled before turning back to us. "
Honestly, Can't they at least talk to their swords more quietly?" he asked and I uttered a 'Hn' along with Ikkaku. The rest of training consisted of chasing Arrancars around. It was really troublesome considering I nearly got brained, Rangiku nearly died! And Captain Hitsugaya saved the day!…Like always.
I sighed as I listened to the yelling downstairs. Boys are so stupid. Tessai was just trying to help them get over their injuries. I sighed once again as I got into bed to take a nap. My injuries were on the low side so I got away with some bandages and sleep.
It was about a week after that when I found myself standing next to Yumichika and Rangiku as we went up the stairs because we were summoned by a distressed sounding Ikkaku….
"You want me to what?", I stared at Ikkaku in shock. Yumichika and Rangiku stood beside me with bored expressions. "Fight beside me!", Ikkaku was apparently doing a fencing competition for his 'girlfriends' school. "Oh…", I trailed off with a sigh, I really didn't want to help him.
"So, you'll help?", he asked, almost eagerly. I looked over at Keigo before glancing at the protective armor Ikkaku wore. I glanced at Yumichika and Rangiku for help but they were shaking their heads.
"No, I wont.", Yumichika stated as he flipped his hair girlishly. Ikkaku's face fell, "Why not?" I flinched at his nearly screeching voice. How did Kenpachi deal with them? "Same here.", Rangiku said with a dismissive wave.
"But, why not?" Ikkaku whined, in a manly way, as Keigo looked like he was having a heart attack. "Because the protective gear stinks!" the two vain shinigami yelled. "what?" poor Ikkaku looked confused. They ran a few yards away, "The protective gear stinks!" they yelled again.
"And I don't want it in my hair!", Rangiku added in, earning a horrified nod from Yumichika. Ikkaku sweat dropped and the pair took that as a cue to escape. Ikkaku turned to me, eyes hopeful and pleading. I sighed, rubbing the bridge of my nose, "How many more people do you need?", I asked hesitantly, not wanting to get his hopes up.
"Three, back up would be nice though.", he answered, a slow smile creeping on his face. "Fine. I'll do it.", I said with a sigh as joy filled his face. "But! On one condition," I smirked inwardly as the joy fell off his face like a mask, "Captain Hitsugaya has to agree to it as well." I said with a smile as I walked off.
This will be the most interesting hum activity I've done since I've gotten here. Let's hope the gear doesn't smell too bad…
