Chapter/Dialogue 7

Wii Fit

Al: Nooooo...!

Ed: Why are you yelling so loud? It hurts my delicately huge ears.

Al: Wii fit still thinks that I'm overweight; I still haven't lost a single pound

Ed: You're just doing it wrong, because that machine is a smarter than anything I know.

Al: Why do you say that?

Ed: The other day it said that I must've grown taller!