Know Your Stars: HP Style!

I don't own Harry Potter!

Ok. This is the chapter for Snape's wedding with Harry Potter. I am going to do two people in this chapter!!!!!!!! Mcgonagall and Dumbledore!!!!!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!

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Do you, Harry, take Snape as your wife?

Harry: (Has duck tape on his mouth and mumbles something)

I'll take that as a 'Yes, I do'. Do you, Snape, take Harry Potter as your husband?

Snape: (Also has tape on his mouth and mumbles something)

I'll take that as a 'Yes, I do'. I now announce you as man and wife.

Snape and Harry: (Gets tape teared off) WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You didn't say no. Now leave so I can torture.

Harry and Snape leave as Dumbledore enters.

Know your stars... Know your stars... Know your stars... Know your stars... Dumbledore... is gay.

Dumbledore: That's untrue.

Dumbledore, never knew he died in a Jelly Belly jelly beans parade.

Dumbledore: I never died.

Dumbledore is in denial about dying.

Dumbledore: I told you I never died.

Dumbledore's real name is Denial Jelly Bean.

Dumbledore: I'm not in denial!

Now you know Denial Fish.

Dumbledore is dragged out of the room as Mcgonagall enters.

Know your stars... Know your stars... Know your stars... Know your stars... Mcgonagall... is a lesbian.

Mcgonagall: Excuse me?

Mcgonagall... thinks Dumbledore should have sex with her.

Mcgonagall: Ok. What?!

Mcgonagall... is getting married to Voldemort in the next chapter.

Mcgonagall: I would never!

Mcgonagall... she thinks everyone is gay.

Mcgonagall: I don't think anyone is gay!

Mcgonagall... thinks everyone is lesbian.

Mcgonagall: I didn't say that.

Mcgonagall... hates the students of Hogwarts.

Mcgonagall: That's not true!

Mcgonagall... please stop lying.

Mcgonagall: I'm not!! You are!!

Now you know Mcgonagall.

Mcgonagall: They don't know me!!!!!!!


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