Reference:
Rachel- barbralupone
Finn- frankenteen
Santana- straightupbitch
Brittany- itsbrittanybitch
Artie- wheels
Tina- asianselflover
Mike- kidwhocandance
Puck- sexmaniac
Quinn- promqueen
Kurt- kurtelizabethhummel
Mercedes- flyingsolodiva
Blaine- blaineandthepips
Lauren- yougotzized
Sam- rock'n'rollbieber
itsbrittanybitch;kurtelizabethhummel;blaineandthepips have entered the chatroom
itsbrittanybitch: hey dolphins =)
kurtelizabethhummel: hello panda.
itsbrittanybitch: how do you know that I said that? :S
kurtelizabethhummel: Oh I was passing the choir room and heard you and Santana talking…
itsbrittanybitch: Santana's good at singing isn't she : )
blaineandthepips: me and Kurt know about you and Santana…
itsbrittanybitch: well sure you do Kurt has known us quite along time.
kurtelizabethhummel: no Britt we know that you two are together.
straightupbitch has entered the chatroom
straightupbitch: hey Britt Britt, these guys confusing you? : )
itsbrittanybitch: everyone confuses me Santana : )
yougotzized;sexmaniac have entered the chatroom
straightupbitch: oh crap what are you doing on here, did the poachers finally find you.
yougotzized: don't mess with me twiggy I can snap you in half easy.
sexmaniac: please get back together with me.
yougotzized: you do realise we were to be over by the end of the year I just needed you so I can tell me muscley little children that my first boyfriend wasn't a loser, but now I might have to as you have just fell that low.
sexmaniac: its alright I can deal with this using business I do it with chicks all the time.
itsbrittanybitch: its true
straightupbitch: whoa I've never seen you like this puck…
sexmaniac: I need my zizes action.
yougotzized: im prepared to make you a deal, firstly I want snicker bars, lots of them. and secondly no one will know of this relationship.
kurtelizabethhummel: except me, blaine, Santana and britt…
yougotzized: well yeah except you guys I guess…
sexmaniac: I can be down with that.
straightupbitch: O.o
kurtelizabethhummel: puckerman is a changed man.
itsbrittanybitch: truth.
straightupbitch: -_-
rock'n'rollbieber;promqueen;kidwhocandancefrankenteen have entered the chatroom
kidwhocandance: you got to ask her dude.
itsbrittanybitch: ask me what?
frankenteen: I think he meant quinn britt…
itsbrittanybitch: oh. :(
promqueen: ask me what?
rock'n'rollbieber: erm quinn could you meet me in the auditorium after school?
promqueen: erm well I'll have to miss glee but I guess so.
rock'n'rollbieber: I'll talk to mr Schue, I'm sure he wont mind (:
promqueen: okay then, well see you tomorrow
promqueen has left the chatroom
kidwhocandance: like quinn said, that's when glee club is, why aren't you doing it infront of everyone anyway?
rock'n'rollbieber: because of Mercedes…
kurtelizabethhummel: yeah I think you've hurt her enough already.
rock'n'rollbieber: :/
frankenteen: puck sang infront of me when he cheated with my girlfriend…
straightupbitch: finn you were singing with him anyways. Shows what a pushover you are I guess.
blaineandthepips: erm guys what you talking about.
frankenteen: teen pregnancy
itsbrittanybitch: yeah a pretty bad virus I caught it twice but the first time I didn't really have it.
blaineandthepips: erm?
straightupbitch: if its simpler for brittany to explain it like that then she can.
kurtelizabethhummel: rightttt, well anyways, I'd just like to point out that if all the boys are singing with sam to quinn then that's half the club that won't be there tomorrow…
itsbrittanybitch: its not fair, I wanna watch all the dudes singing about a baby, that was totally cute last year!
kidwhocandance: maybe us guys should just sing to quinn in glee club tomorrow…
rock'n'rollbieber: I do want to but I still feel really bad for cheating on Mercedes and I don't want to have to make her sit through the song if she doesn't want to…
straightupbitch: ya know what sam, I really didn't think you had it in you to sneak and cheat around. suddenly you're way hotter to me…
itsbrittanybitch: its totally badass (:
kurtelizabethhummel: look sam, I liked you, before you hurt my girl Mercedes, and I like quinn, plus she's nicer when she's pregnant, so I'll talk to Cedes, I'm sure I can work something out…
rock'n'rollbieber: thanks kurt, that's really good of you
blaineandthepips: kurt? wanna go for a coffee or something? I'm in the mood for a chat ;)
straightupbitch: wanky…
kurtelizabethhummel: seriously Santana? -_-
straightupbitch: what lady face? just keeping it real. plus, I must admit, blaine is hot. despite the fact that he must use at least the same amount of hair gel as mr Schue, maybe more…
kurtelizabethhummel: well maybe you should 'hook up' with him sometime then! you're obviously running out of guys to get together with!
sexmaniac: owwww! nice one hummel ;)
blaineandthepips: erm, still here guys, this is kinda awkward. so err thanks Santana I guess? but I don't think im really your type… (: and kurt! don't be silly, you're the only guy for me!
itsbrittanybitch: awww! that was so cute blaine! I love my two little dolphins :')
straightupbitch: oi lady! I know both of you are capital G gay so I wouldn't hook up with either of you and for your information, I'm never running out of guys to get together with.
kurtelizabethhummel: oh yeah, what happened to Karofsky then?
blaineandthepips: kurt, maybe you should just leave it, do you wanna meet at lima bean in half an hour?
kurtelizabethhummel: fine. see you soon blaine. and im not letting this go Santana.
kurtelizabethhummel has left the chatroom
blaineandthepips: I'm off too guys, sorry about kurt Santana… :/
straightupbitch: whatever…
blaineandthepips has left the chatroom
sexmaniac: woah, lotta shit just went down…
straightupbitch: shut it puckerman. looks like you're in enough shit of your own at the moment.
yougotzized: unfortunately I actually have to agree with twiggy. for once.
sexmaniac: look Lauren, I've already said I'm sorry. and I've got your snicker bars, so if you just let me come round your house to drop them off we could ya know…
straightupbitch: woah. you're big on romance aren't you noah?
sexmaniac: I can be romantic if I want to be…
yougotzized: prove it then puckerman. make. me. swoon.
sexmaniac: challenge accepted.
sexmaniac;yougotzized have left the chatroom
wheels;barbralupone have entered the chatroom
rock'n'rollbieber: ok guys, I better go, need some last minute practice before tomorrow! (:
kidwhocandance: okay dude, see ya tomorrow!
frankenteen: yeah, bye man :)
rock'n'rollbieber has left the chatroom
kidwhocandance: oh yeah, artie by the way, we're performing the song in glee club tomorrow instead of just to quinn in the auditorium.
wheels: ah cool, this song's gonna be sick!
itsbrittanybitch: oh, I'm not sure I wanna listen to your song anymore, I really don't like sick that much… :/
straightupbitch: um britt, when artie says the song's gonna be sick he means the song's gonna be really good!
itsbrittanybitch: oh, that just confuses me… :/
straightupbitch: artie confuses everyone when he tries to be a gangster… -_-
wheels: britt, remember you're coming with me after glee club tomorrow? you've got your first scan.
itsbrittanybitch: oh yeah! ooops, I'd kinda forgot about that! isn't it exciting? I get that cool jelly put on my belly, hey that rhymes! :'D and we can find out if it's a boy baby or a girl baby! can you sing a song to me like sam's singing to quinn? that would be super super cute! and my sister said she wouldn't trust me to think of a name for a baby, so I guess that's down to you as well…
straightupbitch: so you're keeping it then?
itsbrittanybitch: of course, what else would I do with it…? O.o
straightupbitch: um, never mind britt…
straightupbitch has left the chatroom
itsbrittanybitch: hey rachel's online isn't she?
kidwhocandance: yeah…?
itsbrittanybitch: well how come she isn't speaking? maybe her computer had a heart attack like mine did when my dad said it had too many viruses… I tried to give it medicine but that just made it worse, it got a bit sticky… O.o
wheels: maybe she's just too busy making out with the jesse or something…
frankenteen: ugh thanks for those mental images artie -_-
itsbrittanybitch: when did artie give you metal images finn? and what are metal images anyways…? O.o
frankenteen: errr…
kidwhocandance: mental images britt. like a picture you get in your head.
itsbrittanybitch: OH. thanks mike (:
frankenteen: ugh, I wouldn't like a picture of jesse in my head…
wheels: preach!
straightupbitch has entered the chatroom
barbralupone: hey guys. you do know I can see that whole conversation you just had?
wheels: awkward… O_o
itsbrittanybitch: YOU'RE ALIVE. :O
barbralupone: that is correct.
frankenteen: Rachel don't you see he's still using you. that's why he became your agent. all he wants is the money.
straightupbitch: I gotta agree I know what using looks like.
barbralupone: well finn thanks for believing that I will succeed in my career but Jesse and I are going strong, we care about each other and he definitely wouldn't cheat on me. and I wouldn't cheat on him either.
wheels: ouch.
frankenteen: is that meant to mean something because it doesn't ring a bell I didn't cheat Rachel you were with Jesse at the time.
barbralupone: but you lied to me Finn.
straightupbitch: you've got to get over it Rachel. I mean I've cheated on a load of guys and they are still coming back for more.
kidwhocandance: well actually Santana, don't kill me for pointing this out but they're not even, I mean even Karofsky has dumped you.
straightupbitch: how come whenever you speak asian it's to offend someone?
sexmaniac: actually whenever he speaks, he speaks the truth…
straightupbitch has left the chatroom
wheels: what is wrong with her these days?
frankenteen: she's just very hormonal.
wheels: true dat.
kurtelizabethhummel;blaineandthepips have entered the chatroom
kurtelizabethhummel: omg.
barbralupone: I thought you didn't believe in god.
kurtelizabethhummel: not the point.
sexmaniac: what is the point then?
blaineandthepips: IM TRANSFERING TO MCKINLEY!
kurtelizabethhummel: everyones excited right?
