Psycho Days Episode 7
Psycho Days Episode 7! It finally came! Let us once again welcome Konan!
Konan: good morning everyone.
It may be the afternoon for after people though?
Konan: good evening everyone.
Okay… that works. Now for the disclaimers!
Konan: Hai. 1Zara-Uchiha1 doesn't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden or any of the Akatsuki members. OR any of the names of movies or anything… But she only owns Carmen Smith and Luna Robinson. And Ivy Moonlit Rose Owns Ame Koizume and Ken Koizume.
YAY! Onto the chapter and I must say I am getting better at doing romance~! Must be because of my boyfriend… a big shout out to my friends! Destiny, Jade, Laura/Luna, Courtney and my boyfriend, Sam! And I must add another shout out to my Fanfiction friends and fans!
When the night comes along in this sad, sad ninja world. Some people get sleepy and some get grumpy… Hidan on the fucking hand… gets sleepy, grumpy AND sadistic. May lord Jashin have mercy on our souls?
"Kaaakuuzuuuu! Where is the next fucking village~" Hidan continues to whine as I hold my Sora in my arms who just whines so cutely while looking at Hidan. I somehow got my puppy back but he really seems to love Hidan for some reason, I see why though, he's hot as fuck.
"Hidan, the next town is the base and that is over six hours away," Kakuzu answers while not even looking back at Hidan who growls in his throat as I glance to the smexy shit. For some reason, shit is smexy all of a sudden.
"Hidan shut your shithole."
"The fuck bitch?!" is his only argument as my puppy starts growling a little before whining before growling before finally staying with whining.
I pet my puppy as I look up at the night sky and notice so clear it is as there… aren't any clouds in the sky. Had to make sure for a moment. Jashin I'm blind.
I think about the Akatsuki members and notice something. I have kissed three of the members out of them all… damn… I am doing pretty well for myself. I cover my mouth as I yawn and rub my eyes with my semi free hand.
"I can take our fucking puppy off your hands if you fucking want."
"Screw you asshole. If you get him you won't let him fucking go!" I yell at Hidan who does this glare pout before putting his hands behind his head while walking, glaring at the ground while muttering insults to me under his breath.
"Fucking bitch… needs to get fucking laid… bitchy whore."
"I'm a virgin you bastard. I don't want to get laid." I say to the manwhore who stops for a second in his path before getting this huge grin on his face before walking towards me as I continue to walk.
"You shouldn't have told him that," Kakuzu musses as I glance to him before eyeing him carefully.
"Why the fuck not?" I ask before I feel a pair of arms snake their way round my waist.
"He'll become a horny rabbit."
"Fuck you Kakuzu-asshole!" Hidan swears in my ear as I wince slightly, fuck that hurts. I use my elbow to nudge him backwards in his ribs as he only raises his brow at me. "What bitch?" he questions as I try my very best to keep a very straight expression on my face.
"I am not screwing you," I say as he momentary lets go of his grip on me which I use to push away from him and walk ahead with Kakuzu and Luna.
I hear Hidan growl from where I am and I cannot help but give myself a grin as Kakuzu shakes his head and Luna just chuckles a little, probably a little confused by what is going on… yeah you stay confused you red-head-orange-lover!
I step with a small tune in my step as I think of black butler and smexy Sebastian… then I think of the amazing English ending… I'M ALIVE!
"Nothing I say comes out right! I can't love without a fight!" I sing with glee as Luna actually shakes her head at me like the bitch she is as I run ahead before stopping for second before continuing walking while singing.
"No one ever knows my name! When I pray for sun, it rains! I'm so sick of wasting time! Nothing's moving in my mind! Inspiration can't be found! I get up and fall but..." I pause for a second as I look back and see Luna just watches with a creped out expression for some reason, Hidan looks beyond bored and Kakuzu doesn't seem to give a rat's ass… charming.
"I'm ALIVE! I'm ALIVE! Oh, yeah~! Between the good and bads where you'll find me, reaching for heaven~! I will fight and I'll sleep when I die! I live, my life, I'm ALIVE~!" I sing till I can finally breath and I sigh as the air fills my lungs.
"Does she sing everyday?"
"Pretty much," I throw my middle finger to Kakuzu and Luna as I take a deep breath as I look down to my puppy who appears to be snoozing with his tongue hanging out… Aww… so cute.
"I've heard fucking worst."
"Thanks for the compliment bitch," I say sarcastically with a roll of my eyes and like that, my puppy is alive as he is whining and pouting… so adorable! Why is my puppy so adorable?! I don't know!
Within the next couple hours of walking, I start using my finger to play with Sora trying to nip my finger which is little mouth; which is beyond adorable as fuck!
"Carmeeeen, I'm bored."
"And IIIIIIIII don't care."
I get a sigh and a bored look from Luna as I walk beside Kakuzu with my puppy in my arms as I let out a loud sigh as the silence takes over our group as I glance to the smexy shit, the not-so-blue-head and the stitched wonder of the world.
"Kakuzu, how much longer of this torture?"
"Two more hours."
"Fuck my life."
I hum softly to myself before putting down Sora who starts running ahead of the group before stopping for us to catch up but once we catch up with him he runs off again like the mad puppy he is.
"Carmen. I am bored."
"And I still don't give a flying pancake about your needs."
"Bitch!" HA! I was a female dog before I was ten. Who knew girls could become bitches at such an age? It seems I am the best bitch of them all! Mhahahha!
It takes another loooong two hours of nothing but Hidan's complaining and my swearing before we finally get to this utterly random metal door in the wall.
"Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me! THAT is your secret door?!" I yell at Hidan and Kakuzu as Kakuzu pinches his nose as Hidan just shrugs his shoulders with a huff before putting his ring against the door as it glows the colour of his ring softly before sliding to the side and letting the idiot through.
"No one can get through it so it is fine," Kakuzu grumbles to himself while walking in as I walk in after him as Hidan is already running inside with… SORA! The bastard! Give me back my puppy!
"SORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I yell while chasing after the bastard as he has taken my doggy! Dude that's my dog! Give me back my fucking dog you god damn man-whore! You brain heard me! MAN-WHORE!
Hey everyone! I finally get to write on Psycho Days again though it is going to start off slow as I am slowly getting back into writing on this account again. Wish me luck! This chapter is just a taster of my slow return!
