Here's another submitted idea from the same user who submitted the whole "Jeopardy!" thing. However, there is a slight twist—featuring the non-yaoi style OCXTails thing. You see, Tails is a girl in this, and only Corey would be blind enough to not realize it until it hits him.

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What-If Story #7: The Sonic Gang Plays Truth or Dare

For reasons unknown to man, the suddenly cloth-wearing kitsune Tails decided to hold a game of Truth or Dare. Wait—well, it's a girl—considering all the males on the planet (minus humans) usually don't wear clothes save gloves, socks and shoes. However, only one had been blind to this revelation.

"Why is Tails, a man, suddenly wearing clothes? I mean, all the males don't wear clothes, well, save me and Zach. But—the girls wear clothes—" Corey, the human who can barely take a first-grade math question without getting completely fucking stumped, questioned his highly intelligent friend's sudden change of fashion. "Hey, maybe he finally came to his senses: Streaking is wrong. Either that, or he's a girl, but I find that unlikely."

However, everyone else had caught on to it. So, since Corey hadn't caught on quite yet, and everyone had also been told that Tails had her (HER!!) sights on Corey for a while now, why not dare the poor sucker to do a little making-out? Because Corey had an anger that probably, if fully exploded, could make Amy quiver in the corner and cry.

Ten minutes later, Tails approached Corey, a blush on her (again, HER!!) face.

"Corey…" the vixen said, which, judging from Corey's angle, was actually fucking creepy. "Have you ever fallen in love with someone?"

"Eh, I don't like the way this conversation is going…" Corey said, slightly scared for his mind. If this was a sort of homosexual-thing-about-something-that-would-not-please-the-author-in-the-very-least sort of thing, then Corey feared the all-powerful randommaster would descend upon the land and point a finger at Tails. However, Corey was lacking in the brains department. That, and he failed to notice that the fox was consistent with her fashion sense—clothes. Jeans and a t-shirt—oddly similar to that of Corey's own choice—minus the jeans, add sweatpants in their place…

"I want to know—can a human love a fox."

"Okay Tails, listen. I do not care what Zach may have told you (the lying bastard), Corey is a ladies' man. Got it? Frankly, this little snippet of a conversation is entirely too yaoi-like for my taste."

"What? No, I'm a girl, Corey!"

For a moment, Corey looked the vixen up and down. Failing to notice the round 'elevations', as well as the curves, he said, "No, you're gay."

Tails sighed to herself. Why are all the cute ones idiots?

After five more minutes, the oh-so-vomit-inducing ride of Truth or Dare began. Tails, since it was her house, got the first bottle-spinning-select-thingy, to which the bottle stopped on…

Shadow.

"Shadow, truth or dare?" Seeing that no truly humiliating dares had been made so far, and therefore feeling safe to do so, answered with the dare.

"I dare you to…" the female fox said, thinking. Soon, an idea struck Tails' senses. "Wear this!" She pulled a toilet paper tube from her pocket. "Wear it like a hat." Instantly, Shadow felt the insatiable urge to kill the hell out of everyone there as Dark Super Shadow, but considering the whole plan, decided against it.

For two minutes, everyone shared a laugh at Shadow's expense before… SLAM! The toilet paper tube left a nice dent in the wall, despite the fact that it was made out of fucking thick brown paper. Shadow spun the bottle, the still very pissed look on his face, which landed on Sonic. Since he was one of the few laughing the hardest, he accidentally called out "Dare!" in response to the Truth or Dare question.

Shadow, an unmistakably vengeful look in his eyes wanted to double the humiliation he received and yelled at the top of his lungs, if not more, "I FUCKING DARE YOU TO MAKE OUT WITH AMY, ASSHOLE!!" This didn't match his aloof demeanor in the very least, and somewhere out there, a million cowards cried in the nearest corner that they could find.

"Holy…!" Of course, Sonic was never one to finish a sentence when it involved making out with Amy Rose, because when it came down to it, she cut him off with that whole "making out with Amy Rose" part of it. For the next two minutes, Sonic was deprived of air. After having all the oxygen drained from his lungs, the laughing Corey was finally selected. The plan is now in motion. There was a secret that not even the amazingly stupid Corey knew about—other than Tails being a girl, but he didn't get the hint that Tails was in fact in love with him, despite the fact that she met Sonic first—could it have been because of Amy?! Because he did hand her a rose—fuck. No more Sonic X for randommaster.

Almost instantly after Corey was selected, he picked dare instantly, not expecting a "I'm –deep breath- going –gasp for air- to say this –even deeper gasp of air- once: I dare you to make out with Tails.

All time and sound seemed to stop, before Corey completely went fucking insane with anger to all except Tails. Remember kids, getting attacked by a kid with a full-blown anger problem is like falling asleep. In a two-ton crusher machine.

After leaving four hedgehogs, an echidna, two cats, a bat, a rabbit (who, by all means, was laughing as hard as the rest), and all the others assembled there lying unconscious, Corey approached Tails, and…

Made out with her. For some reason, Corey felt at ease. Then, when he broke apart from her, he asked "Tails, are you a girl?"

"Took you long enough," she said, panting from the sudden change in Corey's demeanor. Then again, when one goes from one extreme to the next, can you really not say that that guy is stupid.

Aftermath—

Surprisingly, Corey and Tails did date even though they were of completely different intelligences. (Tails was a girl)

Shadow went on a campaign to replace all toilet paper tubes with rings. This prevented any further humiliation to hedgehogkind.

Sonic and Amy married, and Zach got beat up for missing their wedding. Why? Everyone knows that Zach never shows up to anything, not even a funeral, he was just too busy being cold and aloof.

Cream and Charmy and Cosmo got into a love triangle that hasn't been resolved as of yet. But it will be… it will be… (shotgun is heard being cocked in the background)

There is now a nasty love hexagon going on between Silver, Blaze, Big, Knuckles, Rouge, and Shadow. A nasty game of Russian roulette is now being played. I don't know why.