Oh hell no!
Erin erupted into laughter. This is clearly a joke. She was giggling uncontrollably until she glanced over at the nightstand and saw the wedding certificate and photo. There was it was staring at her face. Erin was holding up the "peace" sign while Randy was standing behind her, holding her waist and a smirk on his face.
Oh shit!
Erin then remembered the conversation in the cab ride. She was sitting on Randy's lap and they were making out. He was feeling her up and she was gyrating against his crotch. They were practically having sex with both their bodies and their mouths as the dirty talk flowed between them.
"I'm going to suck the skin off your dick when we get home." Erin teased.
"Mmm…I'm going to fuck your legs numb." Randy taunted.
"Oh my God!" Erin screamed so loud that Randy jolted out of his sleep.
"What's wrong, what happened?" He asked.
"Randy! Do you remember what happened last night?" Erin said.
"Randy adjusted his eyes a little. "We went out, had some drinks…"He then looked at Erin. "And I'm guessing we had sex."
"Oh my God! Oh no, oh no, this can't be happening." Erin shook her head.
Randy started to become more alert to what was happening. "What's going on, Erin?"
"Randy, look at your left hand. Look at it." She said.
Randy briefly glanced down at his left hand and looked at Erin. "So? We got married…wait a minute." He looked at his left hand again and noticed the shiny platinum band staring at his face. While he was happy that he completed one part of the will portion, Erin's reaction was not making him too happy.
She was crouched over a little and she was trying very hard not to cry her eyes out. She looked over at Randy, clear worry in her eyes. She was afraid to ask him the question but she had to know for her own sanity. "Did we…you know…"
"Have sex?" Randy asked as Erin nodded. "I honestly don't remember." He briefly looked around to see if there were condom wrappers anywhere. "I don't think we did."
"Okay." Erin said, still very uncomfortable.
"Um, do you feel different?" He asked her.
"Different? What do you mean, different?"
"Well, do you feel different? After you had sex for the first time, there is a noticeable difference. Do you feel that way?"
Erin sat up in bed and put her arms around her knees. "Well, I don't feel different."
"Trust me, Erin. If something were to happen last night, there would be a noticeable difference." Randy assured her.
Erin hid underneath the covers. "I don't want you to see me."
"Erin, I saw you last night." And damn if I didn't want to hit that…
"I don't care! I don't want you to see me!" She said, still hiding underneath the sheets.
Randy nodded, understanding. "Okay, I understand." He then got up out of bed and searched for his clothing. Erin pulled the sheets down from her face just enough to see that Randy was still undressed. Lord, he has the cutest ass.
"Um, turn around." Randy caught her staring. "If I can't see you, you can't see me."
Open mouth, insert foot. "Fine!" Erin covered herself up with the sheets again.
Randy smiled as he finished getting dressed. She's really cute when she's mad. "I'm done now."
Erin escaped from the covers and sat up in bed a little. "Randy, what are we going to do? How am I going to explain this to my family?"
Randy sat next to her on the bed and held her right hand. "We have to deal with that when we get to New York, Boo. But worrying about it right now isn't going to help. We just need to get dressed, get some breakfast and we'll talk more on our way back."
Erin was happy that Randy was being so understanding but she was a little unnerved by his collected self. "Why are you not freaking out? Hello, this affects you too!"
Randy smiled. Oh, I know it does. "You didn't marry yourself last night, baby. Like I said, we can't freak out about this now. I'm a little unsure about what happened last night just as much as you are. But we need to stay focused and not worry so much about what happened. We can't do anything about it now anyways, Boo." He then caressed one of her cheeks.
Erin sighed. "I guess you're right."
"I know I'm right. Now, I'm going to go downstairs and bring back some coffee. Shower and get dressed and we'll talk some more." He then kissed her forehead and left the room.
Erin smiled as she thought about what had transpired. Her new husband calmed her nerves and she felt a little better about the situation, especially since she realized that she was still a virgin. But the little skeptic inside her wasn't so convinced.
Why am I feeling that there's more to this than what I'm realizing?
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After breakfast and a nice one-on-one chat, Erin and Randy decided it was best that they headed back to New York as soon as possible. Once on the plane, Erin's mood changed for the worst again.
She was staring out the windows and her cheeks were stained with dried tears as she thought about what her family would think about her impulse marriage. Her parents instilled values in her that marriage was something sacred, something that was cherished. And she shot those values straight to hell during a ten minute ceremony.
Randy looked over and grabbed Erin's right hand. He hated to see her so upset. "Boo, everything is going to be okay. We'll talk with our parents and tell them what happened. You can't worry about this, baby. Nothing bad has happened yet."
"Yet?" Erin faced her boyfriend.
Randy sighed in frustration. "You know what I mean, Erin. Nothing bad is going to happen."
"How are you so sure about that? You have nothing to lose in this. I have my reputation!"
"And like my reputation isn't going to falter, neither? I'm so sure that my business partners are going to love to hear about the 'kid' who just up and got married one weekend."
Erin slightly frowned and then faced the clouds again. "Well, you still have nothing to lose in all of this."
Wanna bet? "Erin, listen to me. What we did—as exciting as it was—was very irrational on both parts. No one is at fault here. But worrying about what's going to come next isn't going to help matters, Boo. We need to stay as calm and collected, alright? We're in this together."
"I guess so." Erin said as she tried to smile. "We're in this together."
Randy softly kissed his wife's lips. "Trust me, Boo. Everything is going to be fine."
Everything was going to be fine, alright. Once the jet touched down in New York, Erin and Randy watched in horror as they saw the hordes of media and their families awaiting their presence at the airport. Nitro was waiting with a baseball bat that was wrapped with a bow.
