Thankies to the new reviewers: Anna Shiki and Taiji92. Okay, now here's everyone's favorite psychopath, Saïx. I just hope he doesn't kill anyone while writing these…
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Saïx
*cues dramatic/sad music. Saïx looks over at the pianist and says, "Wow. That was depressing." The man nods in agreement, hoping not to get killed*
"Thank you…Superior,
For creating that useless piece of…Xion. It, or she, was a failure and you know it.
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Xigbar,
For sounding like a surfer dude every time you spoke. Seriously, I didn't know if you were about to go to Hawaii or go out shooting.
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Xaldin,
For being a creepy stalker of the Beast. What's wrong with you man?
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Vexen,
For…not being a useful member. Everyone rejoiced when you died :)
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Lexeaus,
For…not speaking much to anyone. What are you, a mute?
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Zexion,
For 'letting' me use you as a torpedo when I wanted to kill Axel. Oh, and thanks for the new idea. I'll be using a gun next time I want to kill someone.
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Axel,
For taking my cheesecake and eating it with Xigbar. Oh yes, I know about that Xigbar. Now I know who I'll kill next :)
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Demyx,
For making Roxas do all your missions for you. Yes, I know about that too. Now, I know who else to aim for with my new gun :)
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Luxord,
For not annoying me like the others.
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Marluxia,
For dying in Castle Oblivion. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Larxene,
For being dead. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Roxas,
For leaving the Castle and beating the living heck out of me when I tried to stop you. Yeah, you're next on 'who-I'm-gonna-shoot-with-my-new-gun' list.
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Xion,
For 'allowing' me to make fun of you when you existed. It was fun while it lasted :D
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Sora, Donald and Goofy,
For killing me during my moments with Kingdom Hearts. And you all called me 'heartless'….
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Riku,
For firing a Dark Firaga at me when I was about to recapture Naminé and Kairi. So, you really didn't want Nobodies to get hearts? And people call me 'heartless'!
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Kairi,
For being somewhat of idiot. The openings between the bars to your cell were wider than you, so why didn't you try to escape?
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…yaoi fangirls,
For being the sickest beings on earth. I mean, Xemnas and me? C'mon! WE. DO. NOT. HAVE. HEARTS! WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GET IT! NOBODIES CANNOT 'LOVE' OR FEEL ANYTHING YOU IDIOTS. EVEN IF I HAD A HEART, I WOULD'VE AIMED FOR AQUA OR KAIRI! But hey, it's cool. I know now who to put on my 'who-I'm-gonna-shoot-with-my-new-gun' list. :)
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…my scar,
For making Demyx think I was a 'X-man'.
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…genetics,
Why you gave me my mother's ears, I'll never know.
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…coffee,
For being a wonderful throw thing at Demyx when he plays his sitar.
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…fat man who didn't say 'thank you' after I held the door open for you at the mall,
For making me wish that I held the door open long enough for you so that you start walking and slammed it into your fat, jowly face!
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…Google search engine,
For scaring the crap out of everyone when they saw my last search: 13 ways to kill annoying co-workers.
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…The Waterbender, Anna Shiki and Taiji92,
For reviewing the Organizations thank you notes. The author lady laughs at your remarks which I don't get why she does. Oh, I forgot, I can't. I'm a Nobody
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
"Thank you…author lady,
For letting me see the other Organization members thank you notes. Now I know who else I'm gonna put on my list :)
Sincerely,
Saïx, the Luna Diviner"
Oops. Well, hopefully Saïx won't kill any members today. *hear screams of terror* Crap, oh well. I can't stop him. Okay, next up is Axel's. Just give me some ideas before Saïx gets to him and kills him with his new gun. *hears gunshots from a shotgun and ducks under desk*
