A/N:

*streeeeetch*

Now that was a long absence...

Broken hearts and bleeding soul... Hahah!

Don't own bleach.

Don't own the characters.

Just the shitty story.

Grimmjow was having a hard time thinking of a way to explain what 'Sex' is to an adult with the same sex. On his part, it's kind of awkward to explain the Do's and Don't's, the hetero and non-hetero sexual relationship.

"Grimmjow?"

He was snapped out of his thoughts when the other called his name. His eyes snapped straight to Ichigo.

The other was staring at him with his chocolate molten eyes as if asking for something. He felt his face grew hot, his heartbeat fast "Y-yeah?"

Ichigo bit his lower lip while fidling with the hem of his t-shirt. Grimmjow heard himself gulp. He was starting to feel uneasy.

Grimmjow was about to speak when he heard loud banging on his front door. Ichigo's body jolted in surprise.

"Let me get that." Grimmjow's quick response and he jumped off of his seat to get the door. As soon as he opened the door his sister, Pantera, along with her daughter, Nel, went straight inside. Grimmjow was surprised at the sudden visit from her sister that he wasn't able to form a word to say to them instead he followed them to the living room.

"Hey, Ichigo! How are you beautiful?" Came a cheery greeting from Pantera. She leaned down to kiss the other on the cheek. Grimmjow's eyebrows furrowed.

"So... What's happening?" She asked, her eyes darting from her brother to Ichigo. Ichigo was about to speak when Pantera held her palm up to him but her eyes are fixed on Grimmjow's direction.

Grimmjow's eyebrows shot up to his hair line. "Yeah, I'm asking you bro."

"Yeah... Explaining... Sex... Uhm... Puberty?"

"What?" She said with a chuckle.

"I was explaining the god damned video you left."

"Oh..." She said teasing her brother "Let me end your agony my dear brother" Pantera said with a big smile. She took Ichigo by the arm and was about to lead him to the guest room when her brother grab a handful of her hair. Pantera yelped and immediately slapped his brother's arm "The hell Grimm!." She exclaimed while rubbing the scalp of her head. It wasn't that hard when her brother pulled her hair but it sure is painful.

Grimmjow saw his niece staring at them with her big moss green eyes. Not understanding a word the adults are saying. He cleared his throat and took a few steps "Want to watch cartoons, kitten?" Nell nodded her head and blinked her eyes a few times.

"Ok. Go watch in my room"

Nell stared at her uncle before saying "Ok" and went straight to her uncle's room not locking the door.

"Sooo... Mr. Gwumpy cat would you like to follow the wittle kitty?" His sister said "I still need to talk to the cute wittle berry here."

Grimmjow was just staring at his sister as if she have grown a second head. When his sister didn't receive any response, Pantera gave her brother a funny smile and blinked her moss green eyes rapidly. Grimmjow cringed, he was silently asking God why he gave him such an abnormal sister.

"Nell is inside my room watching cartoons. Why not talk to him here."

Pantera looked at Ichigo who was standing behind her. The other immediately ducked his head when she looked at him. Pantera took note of the other's action.

"I know." She said facing her brother. "But it would be awkward if you're here... Listening..."

"Why would it be awkward?"

"Wow. You really have to ask that?"

Grimmjow was about to open his mouth when his sister suddenly threw a small square pillow at him. His good reflexes immediately caught it. "What the-" Grimmjow glared at his sister who was chuckling. A vein appeared on his temple with the sudden rush of his blood. He gripped the pillow tightly with his two hands and made a face at his sister. His eyes darted to the person behind his sister who was very much amused at their antics.

Grimmjow sighed and chuckled

Panter wiggled her brows ang gave her brother a big smile.

"I guess we're all set! Now..." She grabbed Ichigo by the wrist " c'mon Ichigo" and dragged him with her.

Grimmjow watched as his sister dragged the berry head with her going to the guest room. Ichigo was just smiling at the other.

Grimmjow sighed and squeezed the throw pillow with his big hands and threw it with force on the flow. He combed his hair with his hand. He inhaled a lungful of air and exhailed it with slowly. He looked at the guest room door and clicked his tongue. He went to his room to watch cartoons with his neice.

"Where's Ichi, Uncle Gwimmy?"

Grimmjow was sitting on the floor at the foot of the bed. "With your mom. Talking."

"Oh"

"Mmhm"

"What are they talking about?"

"Some stuffs"

"Like?"

"Stuffs?"

Grimmjow didn't heared a response from Nel so he looked to his side and saw the kid staring at him. His brows furrowed.

"What?"

"Did you do something to him?"

"What?"

Nel just shrugged her shoulders and continued to watch cartoons. She was humming as she tilt her head left and right continuously.

'The hell?'