Chapter 7: Drunk Finland
It was a little bit late into the night and Sweden had picked Norway and Iceland up after their bus had broken down. But upon returning home they heard Finland rambling about random things in the kitchen. All the while Denmark was laughing and would make side comments.
At hearing this Sweden stopped making Iceland and Norway give him a confused look. After listening to the conversation for a moment Sweden muttered,"Oh god, not again," which made Iceland and Norway worried.
They walked into the kitchen and found Denmark and Finland sitting at the table. Denmark was drinking beer and Finland was drinking shots of vodka. Sweden went over to them and took away all of the alcohol and put it in the fridge. "Aww, c'mon why'd ya do that?" Finland whined.
Sweden turned back to Denmark and asked,"How much has he had to drink?"
"Enough to get him drunk," Denmark said with a grin.
"Why would you do that?" Sweden exclaimed. Denmark laughed at this.
Iceland pipped up and asked,"Why is it bad if he gets drunk? Does he get crazy or something?"
"Yes," Sweden said turning to look at him then turning back to Finland and asking,"Where's Sealand?"
Finland answered by pointing at the stairs and saying,"In the room of ,*hic* excuse me, bed."
"You mean his bedroom?" Denmark asked.
"Yeah. That."
Sweden then turned back to Norway and Iceland and said,"I need one of you to make sure that he's actually in bed and not on top of his dresser." Norway nodded and went upstairs.
There was a moment of silence before Denmark asked,"Hey, Finland, do you want the booze?"
"No. I want homicide," Finland replied.
Denmark laughed at this and Iceland muttered,"Holy crap."
Finland heard his comment and looked over at Iceland and gasped and exclaimed,"It's the Icecube! You sound like the thing that killed the Titanic." He giggled at this.
"Um. Thanks?" Iceland replied.
Finland then looked at his surroundings. Once he looked at Denmark he looked surprised and said,"You look weird," and before Denmark could reply Finland pointed at him and yelled,"Bow to me, pineapple peasant!"
Denmark looked over at Sweden and smirked. "I would suggest that you do it," Sweden said warily.
Denmark looked back at Finland with a cheeky grin and replied with a simple,"No."
To this Finland's face made the best angry expression it could while drunk and Finland continued to push Denmark off of his chair, grab his own chair, and put it on top of Denmark's chair and stand on his chair. "Check yourself before you wreck yourself, son!" Finland yelled, then he plopped down in the chair. Norway had come downstairs by this time and he made the mistake of laughing at this scene. Finland whipped around and looked at Norway. "It's the Norgeway! The norgiest way!" Finland shouted.
Norway gave another small laugh then he looked at Sweden and said,"Sealand's asleep in your bedroom, but he's not on any dressers or anything."
"Good. Thanks," Sweden said.
Then Finland pointed to Sweden and yelled,"Take me to the dead room!"
"You mean the living room?" Denmark asked sitting up.
"Yeah. That."
Sweden went over to Finland, picked him up, and put him on the couch. Finland wrapped his arms around Sweden's neck and the whole few seconds there Finland yelled 'wheee!' as if he was on an amusement park ride.
Once on the couch Finland sat in the middle and crossed his legs together and looked sort of proud of himself.
There was a small moment of silence before Iceland asked Sweden,"Has Finland gotten drunk before?"
"Yeah, a few ti-"
"All the time!" Finland interrupted then he burst into a fit of giggles at seeing that he had tricked them.
"A few times," Sweden corrected. Finland crossed his arms and made a pouty face at this. "Each time he's either been way too excited about everything or just super talkative for no reason. It's actually pretty funny until you get duct taped to the wall," Sweden concluded.
The other Nordics gave a laugh at this, then their attention was turned toward Finland when Hanatamago walked over with a party hat in her mouth from the Christmas party. Finland gasped the word gasp really loud at this and picked the dog up and took the hat from her and looked at it then back at Hanatamago then back at the hat. This process went on for almost a minute before Finland put the hat on top of Hanatamago and exclaimed,"Hana the happy unicorn!" The other Nordics laughed.
The rest of the night they asked Finland random questions and he would answer with the most random comments. Until, finally, Finland started to yawn and ordered Sweden to take him upstairs. Which he did. And all the way upstairs Finland talked to Sweden in a slur of Swedish, Finnish, and English words until he fell asleep in his arms halfway down the hallway to his room.
Sweden smiled his ghost of a smile at this and gently placed Finland under his covers. Sweden gave him a small kiss on the forehead, but right afterward Finland grabbed his hair. Sweden somehow eventually untangled his hair from Finland's grasp and was about to leave when Finland grabbed Sweden's wrist.
Sweden looked down at his wrist then back at Finland and smiled. He was fast asleep. So, Sweden sat on the floor next to Finland's bed and eventually fell asleep holding his hand.
~The Next Morning~
Sweden woke up the next morning from the sunlight coming in from the window. He stood up and looked over at the bed. Instead of Finland there was a big lump of all of the covers balled up at the head of the bed. Sweden smirked at this and poked at the covers. Like he expected it jolted and a small voice said,"Ugh. Tell the light to shut its mouth."
Sweden gave his little laugh. To most it would sound like a shaky breath, but to the Nordics it was Sweden's ghost of a laugh. "You should wake up. The sooner you wake up, the sooner you can get rid of your hangover."
Finland replied by sticking his head out of his nest of covers and saying,"Ugh, nooooo."
Sweden went over and closed the blinds. "Is that better?" He asked. Finland nodded.
Sweden gave a small laugh and went over and lied down next to him. Finland looked at him and asked with a playful smile,"Did anyone get duct taped to a wall?"
"Sadly, no," Sweden replied. Finland gave a small heh then he scooted closer to Sweden and put his head on his collarbone. Sweden put his arm around Finland and hugged him and nestled his face in Finland's hair. It was early morning anyway, so they fell back asleep.
Awww, I'm a sucker for these kinds of things aren't I? I hope you like this story so far, it's only gonna get better. Oh! Also. If you have any suggestions for a chapter idea please let me know! I love to hear your ideas and suggestions! Thank you so much for all of your support!
