Sorry for the long update time guys. I've been busy with school, and I'm starting to write some comic series with an artistic friend of mine. By the way, I have a few stories of my own I want to put on here, but I don't know how to put my original fiction on this site, so can anybody help me with that? I got a superhero series, a monster series, and a demon hunting series. If anyone can help me, just send a pm to me. I'm on everyday answering pm's so I'm likely to see yours. Anyway that's enough of me rambling, so I'll see you guys in the pm's and the next chapter and I'll talk to you all later.

Orion smiled at the fact that the two sides were starting to get along. "So, tell me what you think of the show so far." He says to all of them holding a clipboard with a pen at the ready.

"It's amazing." Ruby said with a smile.

"I...can tolerate it." Weiss said with a shrug while crossing her arms.

"It seems interesting to say the least." Blake said eating the can of tuna.

"I think it has potential to be a favorite." Yang smiled reaching for Blake's tuna only to get a hiss from the cat faunus.

Oscar laughed a little at their shenanigans before looking at Orion. "It does seem funny." Ren nodded at the statement.

Nora smiled widely. "I don't know why, but I think the blue guy and I will get along."

"It's great! I only wish Pyrrha was here to see this." Jaune stated sadly making Orion put an arm on his shoulder.

"I break a lot of rules, but the rule of death applies to even me. I'm sorry, I cannot bring her back." The god said before looking at Qrow.

Qrow sighed before looking at the god. "It definitely seems like a good show. Already reminds me of a few people." He said grinning at Winter who rolled her eyes.

"I think we should keep watching it. Because it is a show about soldiers, I believe I can make some effective weapons, vehicles, armor, and tactics to add to the Atlas military." Ironwood said with his hands behind his back.

Orion nodded and then looked at the villains. "And what about you?"

Salem smiled very little and spoke, "It does seem interesting. Definitely a welcome break to the stress I've been having lately."

Hazel shrugged. "I honestly couldn't care less about the show."

Tyrian and Watts didn't say anything, they just felt a chill air around them from calling Grif yellow.

Mercury laughed a little bit. "If it's already this funny from the first few episodes, then I'm looking forward to more." He then looked at Emerald, "How about you?"

Emerald didn't show it, but she was excited to see more of the Reds and Blues. "I don't care."

"Alright, with that out of the way. Who's ready to start again?" Orion asked getting a round of cheers from most of the group. He smiled and levitated the remote over to him and pressed play. "Oh and one other thing, I will be gone at times to do god business, so if I'm not here for a long period of time, you know why."

Church, Tucker, and the Rookie are standing on the blue base

Church: Let me get this straight... you gave this guy our flag.

Rookie: Is that bad?

Church: Bad? Oh no, that's not bad. Next time he comes over, why don't you just help him blow up the whole God damn base?

Tucker: There, there he is.

Church raises the sniper rifle and looks at Donut with the flag.

"Finally, some actual combat!" Ironwood said ready to see how it would go.

Church: Where... oh, yeah, oh, I got him. He's sneaking around back behind the cliffs.

Tucker: He must be one smart son of a bitch.

Scene cut to Donut with the flag, in the Gulch

Donut: Oh, man, I am so freakin' lost. Where the hell is the base?

All the teens in the room laughed at the irony. "How can you get lost?" Jaune asked before Mercury spoke up.

"Red team is full of retards remember?" The silver haired boy said in between laughs.

Back to the blue base

Church: Oh, shit... Hey Tucker, look at his armor. It's Red.

Tucker: Oh man, that means it's their Sargeant.

"It's a misunderstanding." Ruby said with a chuckle. "They need to give Donut a new armor color."

Church: Well, that makes sense. At least now we know how he got by our defences.

Rookie: Uh you know, he came in the back door where you guys were standing.

Tucker: Yeah, okay, well let's take him out then.

Church: Roger that. Okay, say goodnight Sarge.

Emerald prayed that Donut wasn't going to be killed and hoped Church would miss.

Church takes four shots, all of which miss to the left

Emerald then smiled widely and thanked whoever heard her prayers.

"How did he miss!? He broke the 1 snipers rule! DON'T MISS!" Ruby exclaimed.

Cut to Donut

Donut: Son of a bitch!

Back to the blue base

Church: Aw crap.

Tucker: ...

Church: ...what?

Tucker: You're really not very good with that thing, are you.

"No he is not." Winter groaned while Ironwood mentally scolded the cobalt soldier.

Back to Donut

Donut: Hey! It's me! Don't shoot! I'm the guy that bought the flag, remember!?

Back to the blue base

Tucker: Oh great, now he's taunting us. That's just embarrassing.

Church: Alright, that's it, I've had it. Rookie, you stay here. Me and Tucker, we'll head through the teleporter, we'll cut him off at the pass.

Ironwood, Winter, and Watts all perked up at the word 'Teleporter.'

"A teleporter? That would be useful for transporting our fleet to Atlas bases." Winter suggested to the general. Ironwood nodded and took a mental note of the design.

Rookie: Right!

Church: Tucker, you ready? Let's go.

Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.

Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?

"Yeah, why would they give them faulty equipment?" Watts asked earning a shrug from Hazel.

Tucker: I don't know, why would they give us a tank that noone can drive?

"Touché." Watts said crossing his arms.

Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?

Tucker: We threw rocks through it!

Church: Yeah, and, so what? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?

Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot, and covered with black stuff.

"Soot?" Jaune said raising his eyebrow.

Church: Oh, so I guess that's what this is all about then, you're afraid of a little black stuff.

Tucker: Yes. I am. I am afraid of black stuff.

Emerald couldn't help but feel offended. She didn't know why though.

Church: Tucker, I almost hate to do this to you. (raising his gun to Tucker)

"He's going to shoot his comrade!?" Winter said shocked. "That's an offense punishable by court marshal or commission into a psychiatric hospital!"

Tucker: You wouldn't...

Church: You know, I look at it this way: either A, we go through there, and get the flag back, or B, we stay here, and I get to kill you. Either way, I win.

Tucker: For the record, I want you to know, rocks aren't people.

Church: Duly noted. Now get in there.

Tucker: Crap... Alright. One, two...

Tucker runs in to the teleporter, camera races across to the other side, then cut back to Church and the Rookie at the base for a couple seconds, back to the Gulch for a couple seconds, back to the base for a couple seconds, back to the Gulch for a couple seconds, back to the base.

"One more pervert in the world dead!" Blake said happily getting nods from the other girls in the room.

Rookie: ... Huh, he didn't come out the other side...

Church: Yeeeaaaahhhhh, I've uh, I've decided I'm not gonna use the teleporter.

"Smart move." Tyrian said grinning with a smile that would make the Joker proud. (AN: Imagine if those two met! It will be horrifying. Tyrian can actually get some cleverness.)

Church jumps off the base and starts running

Church: Okay, Rookie, you stay here! I'll be back with the flag!

Cut to Grif and Simmons on the red base, Grif looking through the sniper rifle

Simmons: I still have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't hear any shots.

"Is he deaf!? Those shots can be heard for miles!" Nora yelled making everyone including Orion cover their ears.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Orion said now a little deaf.

"WHAT!?" Nora yelled out.

"I SAID 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'"

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Nora said with a grin. This showed Orion that Nora was fucking with him, so he conjured up some pancakes.

"Pancakes!" Nora said drooling before seeing Orion point a gun to it. "No!"

"Shut up or the pancakes get it." Orion threatened before Nora got on her knees and clasped her hands together.

"Please forgive me! I'm sorry!" She pleaded before the god rolled his eyes and threw the pancake stack to her which she caught with her mouth and swallowed whole. Orion groaned and everyone removed their hands from their ears before he hit play.

Grif: I'm telling you, it was four shots. Like bam, bam, bam.

Simmons: Wait a second, that's only three bams.

Grif: Bam. (sees Donut with the flag) Wait a second, we've got a blue guy on the move out there.

Simmons: Where's he headed?

Grif: Oh crap... It... it's Donut. And he's got something... (zooms in, sees it's the flag) It looks like... Simmons, get the Warthog.

Simmons: Heh, you mean the Puma?

Emerald and Mercury glanced at each other before snickering.

Grif: Yeah, keep making jokes. That'll win the war.

"Well, that was an experience." Salem said stretching before going to get a drink. Orion nodded and poofed out to deal with his ears while Nora finished off the pancakes. Weiss groaned and pressed play to start the next episode.