A/N: OK. I'm going to TRY to finish this chapter as much as possible. I MEAN, HO' SHIZ! I'm on chapter 7 now! GASP, GASP. It's a dream come true. Well, it's not really my dream but you get the picture right? Uhg, well, started on 3/12. Oh man. I hope I can get this in by the end on next month. Because April is a seriously, busy, month. Helen's birthday, Nhat's birthday, Zenab's, Samantha's, Mikayla's, Elizabeth's, MINE'S. AND MORE! Plus… Star Tests, Orientations, AND A LOT MORE. So I really need to get this one in early! Wish me luck and hopefully, try to enjoy.

Warning: The usual. Cussing, yaoi, yeah. I think I should change my ratings. Haha.

Disclaimer: Disclaimed.

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"Gum?! B-B-But!" Tweek cried out with his hands in front of him.

"No buts! Gum's a great start! It tastes awesome and it's fun to blow bubbles." I cut Tweek off and explain. Gum was really awesome. But damn, my teachers always catch me. Well, Mrs. Anderson actually lets us chew gum, but everyone else sucks!

"B-B-But, what if I chew the gum and start choking and accidentally swallow it and it sticks all my organs together and then the organs would squeeze and shut down making me collapse as I rush to my 4th period and get trampled by all the other students racing to their classes! I don't want footprints on my face!" Tweek shouts and pulls at the ends of his bangs. Wow. I think that's a new one. I sighed and placed my hand on his shoulder.

"Tweek, you're not going to die if you swallow gum. It doesn't even stick your, uh, organs. It just takes really slow to decompose in your body. It won't hurt you." I explain and flash him a smile. He eyebrows arch upwards in a confused motion.

"H-How do you know so much?" He asks with a frown. I look away and laugh.

"Cause I was looking up online, "Ways to Chew Gum in Class Without Getting Caught." I found some interesting facts there." I chuckled staring at Tweek with a shy smile.

"So, did y-you find ways to not get caught c-chewing gum?" Tweek asked and giggled playfully.

"Nah. They sucked balls. I just chew at Anderson's now." I explained and jumped off the couch. Tweek sighed and fell back into the couch.

"So…what k-kind of gums should I chew?" Tweek asks looking up at the wall.

"Actually…" I smirk and get up from my seat. Tweek looks at my questionably as I make my way to the kitchen. I take a key out of my pocket and turn the lock on one of the cabinets. I open it and grab and handful of gum packets. I then rush back to Tweek and dropped all of the gum packages on the floor. Tweek sits up and looks at me with a concerned face.

"What? It's my gum stash. And trust me, none of them expired. I like to try new kinds and take notes." I roll my eyes and arrange the gum packages into rows. Tweek stares at my work suspiciously and identifies each of the flavors.

"S-So what's your favorite kind of gum?" Tweek asked without looking up at the gum. I pondered about what it truly was. Hm…that really was a tough question. I shrugged and replied, "I don't know. They're all good." Tweek nodded his head and look sternly back at the packages of gum. He bit the bottom of his lip and looked up at me.

"W-Which one should I try first? It-IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE. Dear God!" Tweek squeaks as he tugs on the ends of his bangs. I give him a "Calm down." And I pick up the Orbit Mist Mango Surf package. I placed it in Tweek's hand and scooted backwards.

"M-Mango? Why?" Tweek asked, clearly puzzled by my choosing. I shrugged and chuckled.

"I don't know. I thought it would be a good first choice since it tastes good. Go ahead and try." I replied and watched as he steadily removed the plastic binding the packet. He takes out one of the gum pieces and unfolds the decorative wrapper off. He looks at it curiously and then looks up at me. I nod my head and he pops it in his mouth and begins to chew. His face lightens up as he bites into the bursts of flavors.

" C-Craig! This taste awesome! It's all like, sour and citrus-y and stuff!" Tweek brightens up and begins chewing even more. I smile back at him. "I guess we found your new gum then! Shit, that was quick." I sigh and relax watching Tweek blow a big bubble.

POP

"MMMM!! MHMM!!" Tweek murmurs out as the bubble bursts over his nose and most of his face. I began laughing like a complete idiot as the orange gum takes over his face.

"MNNOT COOL MMOOOD!" Tweek tries to say. Even if his words were muffled, he had said, "Not cool dude!" I stop laughing and wiped off a stray tear from my eyes as I chuckled low.

"Dude, just lick it off." I suggested. Tweek tries to lick the top part of the gum off but it resulted into the gum tearing off, leaving a still mass amount of gum on his face.

"Craig! IT WON'T COME OFF!!" Tweek yells and tries to lick off the rest of the sticky substance. My eyebrows arch upwards at the fact the gum won't come off. I go back into my memories of the last time I chewed that gum and blew a bubble. I retain an old memory of myself blowing the bubble, and the gum wouldn't come off. I snap out of my flashback and turned to Tweek who was angrily trying to get the gum off his face with his hands.

"Tweek! Hold on, let me go get something!" I explained and ran into my room. I pulled out a drawer and grabbed a notebook. It was my gum notebook where I jotted down the details about a gum brand. Like the price, color, taste, how big a bubble blows, and other stuff like that. I ran through all of the pages until I got to the Orbit section. I then flipped to Orbit Mist and found the Orbit Mist Mango Surf kind. I look down my writing until I got to the bubble index. It read:

Orbit Mist Mango Surf:

Bubbles: Never blow a bubble. Extremely hard to come off. Only downfall to this awesome gum brand.

I close the notebook and curse slightly under my breath. I race back down to the living room to see Tweek's face still covered with sticky gum, including his hands now. I run into the kitchen and grabbed a towel. I rushed my way over to the sink and ran the water on the towel. I then ran back to Tweek and started wiping off the gum with the cold towel. Most of the gum was wiped off but some were left stick to Tweek's face. I tried dabbing the towel harder against his face and it finally came off. Although, the pressure of the towel against Tweek's face left red marks everywhere.

"Tweek? You ok?" I asked, worried. Tweek opens his eyes and looks up at me tearfully.

"I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!" Tweek cries out and flails his arms around. I quickly calm him down as I pat his head.

"Ok…That's not going to work. OH. You know, this can speed up quickly if I got the notebook out. Stay here, I'll go get it." I tell Tweek and run back upstairs to grab the notebook once more. I pick up the notebook and a pencil and rush back downstairs, almost tripping and looking like an idiot. I walk back to Tweek who is sitting patiently on the couch. I cross my legs and sit down on the floor and opened up the notebook.

"Here Tweek! This is a notebook filled with the info and plenty of gum! Just cruise around and see if there's one you'll like." I hand Tweek the notebook and he looks at me dumbfounded.

"C-Craig? You sure love gum don'tcha?" Tweek sighs and smiles. I shrugged and laughed as Tweek skimped through the notebook. His face went into smiles and frowns as he read each description. His hand stops at a page and Tweek looks up from the notebook.

"H-How about this one?" Tweek faces the notebook towards me and points at the "5 Gum Page."

"5 Gum? I guess it seems fine. It tastes cool and stuff but it runs out of flavor quick." I explained to him as I grabbed the Lust 5 Gum from the pile.

"I-It's ok! It sounded good and I want to try it!" Tweek says with courage as he puts down the notebook and opens his hands awaiting the gum I'm about to open for him. I rolled my eyes and gave him the brightly colored wrapped piece of gum. He peels the gum wrapper gently off and places it lightly on the ground before inspecting the orange-yellow piece of gum. Tweek stares at the gum in his fingertips with caution. I just couldn't help it, but he looked so damn funny! I "Lol'ed" and my head flew backwards as I began laughing. Tweek looks at me and pouts his lips.

"S-Shut it!" Tweek cries out in embarrassment and pops the piece of gum in his mouth. He begins chewing the gum slowly like there's something wrong with it. I began cracking up again and Tweek sneers at me.

"I-I said shut up! I-" Tweek stops talking and his eyes go wide. He begins coughing and I know exactly what's up. TWEEK IS CHOKING. TWEEK IS CHOKING ON GUM!

Tweek coughs viciously as he starts gagging as his hands flew to his throat. I get up from my seat and run behind him, placing my arms around his torso. I count to three before I thrust my arms back and the gum comes flying out of his mouth. Tweek falls into my arms and I shake him.

"Tweek?! TWEEK?! Are you all right?! Say something!" I cry desperately. Tweek stares at me with a huge frown and his eyes are wide with tears. He almost looked like a baby about to cry-

"CRAIG! I DON'T LIKE GUM! I DON'T WANT TO KEEP CHOKING ON GUM UNTIL I FINALLY STOP BREATHING FROM THE LACK OF OXYGEN SINCE THE GUM TRAPPED MY AIR VENT TUBE AND THEN OH JESUS CRAIG! I DON'T WANT TO DIE THAT'S WAY TOO MCUH PRESSURE! I-I-I-I-" I slapped Tweek across the face and pulled him up to the sofa.

"YOU. WILL. NOT. DIE." I point my index finger to his face. Tweek's frightened in a friendly manner and nods his head with a frown spread across his face.

" I'm not going to let you die or get anywhere remotely close to that shit. All right Tweek? I love you too much to lose you. We're going to find you a better addiction than coffee. Promise me right now Tweek, you'll find a new addiction for yourself." I look sincerely into Tweek's wide eyes as he nods his head slowly.

"That's not good enough." I state as I held out my pinky finger to him. He looks down at it and smiles widely. He takes his pinky finger and loops it around mine's.

"I-I pinky promise I'll find a new addiction Craig. For you." Tweek smiles and shakes out looped pinkies. I sigh contently as we both let our hands go.

"I promise Craig! I'll even try hard when you're not around! I-I'll look for new ways, I'll surf the Internet!" Tweek raises his fist with determination as he spoke those brave words. I chuckle and ruffle his hair a bit. He smiles with his eyes closed as he places his hand on mine's. I gave Tweek a small peck on his forehead and rested my lips on his cheek. Tweek turns his head slowly towards me and our noses are touching. We both lean in to close the space between us when…

" YOOOOO HOOOO!!!" A loud cry shrills out as the front door swings open with a loud force.

"GAH!" Tweek falls off the sofa and lands on the pile of gum packages, startled. Clyde and Token walked into the house and stared at Tweek and then me.

"Yo Craig! You're suppose to be treating Tweek right! Not letting him sleep on pile of gum!" Clyde says as he helps Tweek up. Tweek's face turns crimson as he tugged on the ends of his bangs.

"Shut up Clyde." I say coolly as I get up from my seat and walk towards the three. Token rolls his eyes and shrugged.

"How'd you get in anyways?" I asked as I examined the open door. Clyde laughs and jingles a pair of keys in my face.

"Hellooo? The spares keys inside the flowerpots? Why do you have so many anyways? IT'S KEYS WITH AN S!" Clyde explains as he throws the keys out the opened door. My eye twitches as I say the display of rudeness.

"First, I never told you about the spare keys. And second, it's for my mom. She keeps losing all of her keys. Damn, she can't even remember to bring her purse!" I explained as Clyde chuckles.

"Whatever Craig." Clyde smirks as he uses his hand to make a "Whatever girly movement." It went like, you had your hand ready for a high five, and then just your hands swishes down in a girly manner. I swear to God, if I didn't know Clyde, I'd guess he was gay. And woopdeedoo. I'm right. He is gay. Toke pushes Clyde playfully and speaks up. "Hey, you two wanna come join us at the arcade today? It'll be fun. Plus, I think all of you will be surprised to see what moves Tweek got." Token suggests and nudges Tweek with his elbow. Tweek's face turns bright red as he shuffled his feet.

"What moves?" I asked eagerly. Tweek stares at me and starts stuttering while looking around at every degree possible.

"I-I, well, I um…I, you see? UHR! PRESSURE!" Tweek stutters and takes shelter behind Token's back.

"You know what dude? Let's go to the arcade and he'll show you what I mean." Token says with a wide smirk. I smirk right back at him.

"Fine."

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End A/N: OH NO. I'M SO FREAKING LAZY. . I finished this on 4/23. THAT'S OVER A MONTH. AGGGL:SFK:GA:A!!! Well, anyways, my birthday is next Thur. ~THUMBS UP~ APRIL 29TH FTW! Yeah.

This chapter was disappointing. This was only 6 pages on Microsoft Word. 6?! THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH ME?! That's just plain sad you guys. But anyways, thumbs up the gum theme and arcade!

Next chapter's going to be fun you guys. AND LONGER I ASSURE YOU. I've always thought Tweek had a knick for DDR.

OH SHIT, SPOILER~ xD

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