"Well…I WAS going to cook when we got back home…" Dominay admitted, a finger tapping her chin as she stared at the ceiling. "But, seeing as I'm not going back home tonight, you guys'll just have to fend for yourselves."

Roxas sighed. "I'll cook."

"Oh, no you won't, Roxy," Axel stepped in. "I won't have you cooking, not tonight."

"What is your problem?" Roxas snapped.

The redhead pointed at the shorter, peeved blond. "That right there is my problem. When you're in a bad mood, your cooking, to be quite frank, sucks, Roxas."

Dominay laughed at that. "No way, your mood reflects the quality of your cooking, Roxas?"

"NO!" Roxas denied heatedly.

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"Oh yes it does," Axel sang as he skipped around the fuming boy and over to Zexion. "So, what've we got to work with?"

Sighing, Zexion turned to regard the taller, cheerier redhead. "You can't even cook, Axel."

Axel gasped, offended. "Are you insane? Of course I can cook!" he sniffed indignantly.

"Then prove it." Zexion quietly challenged, a smug grin finding its way onto his face.

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That smile gives me the creeps…Dominay thought as she stared at Zexion.

"I WILL!" Axel shouted, holding a fist high in the air. "And I call upon my might food warriors to aid me in this epic quest!" he pointed at Dominay and Demyx. The two grinned at each other and sprang happily over to Axel's side.

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"Why do I have a bad feeling about this?" Roxas muttered to Zexion, who simply kept grinning that evil grin his. It's like he knows something bad is going to happen…and he likes it…

"Now, you two shoo," Axel ordered while Demyx and Dominay both waved their hands in dismissive gestures. "We don't need you in here muddling out talent, breaking our concentration and such."

Zexion willingly left the kitchen, laughing darkly as he went. Roxas lingered uncertainly until Demyx literally lifted him off his feet and threw him out.

Groaning at the enthusiastic voices and movements in the kitchen, Roxas shuffled over to the couch and sat…only to be immediately sucked in. His body was forced to bend over so his hands were resting on his ankles, his bottom and lower back sunk into the wide cushions.

"AAAHHHH!!" Roxas tried to flail free, but he was effectively pinned. "HELP! THE COUCH IS EATING ME!!"

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Zexion fell over onto his side, one hand covering his eyes as he laughed at Roxas.

There was a loud bang, almost like an explosion from the kitchen. Demyx came into view, his hair smoking and Dominay chasing after him with a cup full of water, trying to calm the squealing boy down long enough to put him out.

Out from the smoke beginning to plume from the kitchen came the shriek of the smoke alarm. Axel flew into the room, tripping along the way, ruining his dramatic rescue attempt.

"ROXAS! NOOO, I'LL SAVE YOU!" the redhead jumped back to his feet and snatched up one of Roxas' wrists. The other hand grabbed an ankle and pulled. Roxas stuck in the couch, making Zexion laugh harder.

"Pop!" Zexion shouted as Roxas, indeed, popped free with enough force to send him and Axel sprawling into the coffee table that overturned.

"I think I'm going to have a heart attack," Zexion gasped through giggles. "We are the saddest people…"

Axel and Roxas were having their own giggle fest on the floor as Dominay led a sobbing, pale Demyx into the room. Her own smile wide, she went over and opened a window to let out the smoke.

"I think dinner is a lost cause…the stove exploded." She nodded at Axel, who was still laughing on the floor under a still laughing Roxas. "Courtesy of pyro here."

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"You weren't even in the kitchen for five minutes!" Roxas cried, staring down at Axel with a mix of bewilderment and amusement.

"In my defense, that stove was old." He calmly replied, wiping away tears.

"My hair!" Demyx sniffled, running a hand over his mohawk/mullet hairdo that was unaffected by the incident, save for a few charred ends.

"It still looks like you got run over by a lawn mower, Dem, no harm done." Axel waved a dismissive hand at Demyx's appalled expression.

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All was quiet for a moment after that. Nobody moved or spoke for at least a full minute as they all stared at one another. Then the five friends started to laugh again.

"I guess we're ordering out again?" Zexion was, surprisingly, the first one to speak, sporting a smile.

Another round of shared looks followed by another round of laughs was the answer.

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After a strange night of laughter, cleaning, and munching on half cooked Chinese, Demyx and Zexion left, the slate-haired boy nearly dragging Demyx down the hall to the stairs. Dominay could just hear the boy's lecherous thoughts, and since they pertained to her brother, she refused to dwell on them.

Once she closed the door and turned, she found Roxas sighing softly to himself as he tossed what was left of the horrid dinner excuse they'd eaten.

"That has got to be the worst takeout I've ever had." He grumbled. "What now?" he asked Dominay and Axel.

"Well I, for one, need to get to bed soon," Dominay pointed at the clock mounted on the back wall above the desk Roxas used to do his college homework. "My interview is at nine tomorrow and it's already past eleven."

Roxas shrugged and yawned. "Sleep sounds good to me." Axel hugged the blond from behind, his suggestive grin giving Dominay goose bumps and she jumped in with her one and only cardinal rule.

"No sex. Not when I'm close enough to hear." She shouted, giving the two boys in front of her pause. At their confused looks, she elaborated. "I'm not against you guys being together or anything; it's just…awkward to be here, trying to sleep while you guys do the nasty in the next room."

"Mmm…" Roxas shrugged Axel off and turned down the hall. "Fine."

Axel didn't take it as well as Roxas and pouted outright at Dominay. She firmly shook her head. At his devastated look, she took some pity on the redhead.

"It's just for tonight," she hardened her tone as she lost all sympathy for Axel. "Besides, you guys did it this afternoon, didn't you? I don't think one night is going to kill you, you hound."

Snorting, Axel turned and sauntered down the hall. "We'll see…"


The darkened room was silent, its occupants quiet and unmoving in the gloom. The two sleeping bodies bundled on opposite sides of the bed didn't move an inch, not even in a sleepy shift. Only the steady rise and fall of breath gave sign of life.

That is, until one began to breathe erratically. Blond hair was revealed as the boy rolled to his back, a soft whimper slipping from parted lips. With a gasp, he tossed an arm to the side, connecting with his bedmate's face.

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Axel snapped awake. Sitting up, he looked blearily around the room. "Man…" he yawned wide, his jaw cracking. He glanced over to Roxas, only to widen his eyes. Roxas lay sprawled on his back, eyes closed, face flushed, and panting.

"Roxas?" Axel whispered. He reached out the shake the boy awake when a sudden, loud moan boiled out of Roxas' open mouth.

Axel, left speechless, felt his face grow hot as he watched Roxas writhe around, moaning and whimpering.

He's dreaming…one of those dreams…Axel continued to stare, unable to look away. God damn…he's not even awake and he's turning me on… "Dear god that's hot…" Axel muttered.

As Roxas rolled to his side, Axel had a disturbing thought come out of nowhere.

Who is he dreaming about? If it isn't me then…who? Who is having dream sex with MY boyfriend?! Axel began to panic. Just in case his thinking was correct, he decided to wake Roxas up. He reached over to shake the blond, only to be sent tumbling to the floor as Roxas nearly screamed in ecstasy:

"AXEL! YES! OH GOD, YES!"

Axel peered over the edge of the bed, still shocked. He blinked at Roxas, still in the throes of an erotic dream. Well…I guess I was worried for nothing…Axel couldn't help but feel a warm sense of satisfaction that he was, indeed, the center of Roxas' fantasy.

When Roxas showed no sign of calming though, Axel was reminded that they had a guest, and had promised to keep it down. Axel crawled back onto the bed and, crouching over Roxas, tried to shake him awake.

"Roxas…Roxy, wake up." He didn't respond, instead grabbing Axel by the hair and yanking, his hips lifting up off the bed.

"Axel…" Roxas whispered sweetly. His eyes were still closed and Axel found it almost amusing that Roxas was still asleep.

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Dominay surfaced from her wonderful dream of working in a totally hip club with awesome music and sexily dressed waiters. She frowned deeply when she heard a muffled sound and a thump from the room down the hall.

She sighed. "I thought I told those two to keep it down…" she glanced over at the clock only to groan and slump into her pillow. She'd been forced to sleep on the floor. After witnessing what it had done to poor Roxas, she hadn't been willing to take any chances with the couch. "It's two in the morning…why are they even up?"

Dominay pushed to her feet, stumbling sleepily down the hall.

I'm going to give those two a piece of my mind…

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When Axel refused to move, the blond became frustrated. Groaning, Roxas rolled to his stomach, pulling his legs up under himself.

"Damn it, Axel, can't you take a hint?"

"Huh?" the clueless redhead replied, still kneeling behind Roxas. He's awake?

Roxas shoved his cute little ass up, rather forcefully connecting with Axel's groin.

"DO ME!" he cried desperately…just as Dominay opened the bedroom door in typical act first, think later Dominay fashion. (Insert L-O-L here! XD)

The three froze, staring at each other.

"O-kay…awkward…" Dominay said dumbly, unable to look away.

"It isn't what it looks like!" Axel implored. "He was asleep, I swear!"

But Dominay had already closed the door and run.

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As the bewildered redhead stared at the door, Roxas began to laugh. He still lay on his stomach, his hips up and his bottom pressed tightly against Axel. "Hahahaha, did you see the look on her face?!"

"Roxas, I swear, if you did that on purpose just to embarrass me…" Axel threatened the boy under him.

"I didn't…I swear…hahaha, I didn't…I…hahaha," Roxas couldn't even form a full sentence he was laughing so hard.

Axel groaned and fell backwards onto the bed. "It isn't funny, Roxas."

"Since when do you care what people think?" Roxas crawled up onto Axel's chest, stroking fiery red hair languidly.

"Dominay isn't people…she's Dominay."

"So what?" Roxas nibbled Axel's jaw playfully. "How much you wanna bet she isn't coming back?"

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Axel had to smile at that. "Okay, you win this time…but only because you're so goddamn cute…" he cupped Roxas' face and met the eager blonde's lips. As long as Roxas was in the mood, they might as well make a night…err…morning, Axel corrected his internal monologue as he saw the clock, out of it.


HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I love this chapter, it's just too funny...or at least, I think it is...can't say the same for you all, though. I apologize if any of you suffered from an aneurysm from too much laughter or if you peed your pants...because I almost did...LOL!

Ahem, anyways, hope you liked it and next chapter Asmara returns and we finally find out where Sora has been for the past two weeks o.O' lolz, that's right...so be prepared!

Kanta: I've got to admit...you did good...it IS pretty funny

Ramen: O.O ...did...did you just compliment me?

Kanta: yeah, so?

Ramen: (faints)

Kanta: . . . . . .review please.