This chapter is decdicated to my brother who helped me plan a kidnapping. Thanks BRO! And coming up with the name...Captain Snatch.

ENJOY MY SWEET DOVES!


-Lightning's POV-

"You ready?" Tifa asked putting in her earpiece back in.

"More than I will ever be." I said adjusting the enormous pink bow on the brunette braided wig. Damn it was itchy as hell. "I look ridiculous in her clothing. Just because my hair is pink, doesn't mean I like the color." She scoffed.

"Well put in your earpiece, and remember if it gets too hot, retreat and don't let Cloud get too close or he'll recognize you." I nodded giving her a hug and I exited Zack's house.


-3 hours earlier…-

" in position." I said. "Hey Fire Hawk, who got these cool ass ear pieces?"

"Oh, I know a guy." Reno asked.

"Everyone ready. I figured it out…Captain Snatch, that's it."

"Dude, that is ridiculous, seriously. Captain Snatch?" Zack asked.

"At least it's not Porcupine or Fire Hawk!" Vincent yelled at Zack.

"Guys! SHUT UP! Purple Panda out." Tifa scolded through her earpiece.

"Anyways…Snail did you plant the bait for Flower Girl?" Vincent asked.

"Yeah. Currently in vents following target." Yuffie answered back in a hushed tone.

We had sent Yuffie or code name Snail, to plant the bait in Aerith's locker, it was a flyer for a free manicure. Her kyprtonite. She had to follow her around in the vents luckily for us Yuffie came from a family of ninjas, literally her dad is a ninja.

Yuna and I were waiting by the school for her to exit. She finally left. We kept a safe distance and then she got in her Escalade. We trailed behind her. Tifa's plan was practically fool-proof, and I think it was just a little too over the top. Vincent our "eye in the sky" was tracking down her Escalade. Earlier while Aerith was still at school, Yuna and I ditched to rig the cameras of the streets along with the help of Rude..the guy Reno knew.

"Okay, Flower Girl approaching destination. Go Team 1." Vincent commanded. We left Zack's car, which we were using and watched as Paine, or Badass, was greeting Aerith taking her inside.

We came inside right after and locked the door.

"Hey, why is it so dark in here?" Aerith asked; the "nail salon was dark and deserted.

"You'll see." Paine laughed as Yuna and I lowered the blinds.

"Wh-" BAM! Paine round housed her in the face.

"Okay, really Paine? We have chloroform for that!" Yuna whined.

"That's my girl." Vincent added over the earpiece.

Paine just shrugged and placed Aerith in the salon chair. We tied her down.


-Zack's POV-

"Reno, c'mon, how did you get this?" I asked.

"I told you! I KNOW A GUY!" He said putting the paramedic jacket on and climbing into the ambulance.

"Fire Hawk and Porcupine, Team 2 is in position are you?" Vincent asked.

"Yes in position….heheh…Captain Snatch." Reno snickered. I held my laugh in too.

"I hope we are convincing. I feel bad for Tidus and Wakka, I hope they pull off their task."

-Tifa's POV-

I was standing in the midst of the crowd. Vincent had just signaled Tide and Wake to go. Any second now.

SCREEEECH! CRASH!

"Oh my GOD! SOMEONE CALL 911!" someone shouted.

Tidus and Wakka staged it perfectly. Wakka and Tidus were coming on at different sides, as Wakka made a left turn, Tidus accelerated and t-boned him. They slid into the middle of the intersection, obstructing the nail salon.

Good, just like the plan.

"Team 3 GO!" Vincent or 'Captain Snatch' said.

WEEEEEEEWOOOOO! The ambulance was right on time and it parked with the doors facing the salon.

Then BOOM! The cars combusted as they caught on fire. I knew that was my signal. I got up from the bus stop bench.

"Purple Panda approaching scene." I reported.

The police showed up a few minutes after the explosion. I saw Reno and Zack in the paramedic outfits distracting them.

"OMG! NOOOOOO! TIDUS! WAKKA! THEIR DEAD!" I grabbed my head and started freaking out shouting, and crying I had to distract everyone.

The police and the 'paramedics' rushed over to me trying to calm me down. I fought them and created a huge scene.


-Lightning's POV-

"OMG! NOOOOOO! TIDUS! WAKKA! THEIR DEAD!" I heard Tifa shouting from outside. Paine, Yuna , and I untied Aerith and carried her outside to the ambulance. Paine opened the doors and we tossed her on the stretcher inside. We also climbed in and shut the doors.

We heard footsteps and shouting approach us. The doors opened and we saw Tifa, Zack and Reno.

"Nicely done Teef."

"Thanks, I try." I high fived her. Reno and Zack shut the doors and climbed in the front seat of the ambulance.

"To Zack's." Reno stated and we drove on.

"So what did you tell the police?" Yuna inquired.

"Oh, that Tidus and Wakka's bodies disintegrated in the fire." Zack answered.

Aerith started shifting and Tifa socked her in the nose knocking her out again.

"I have been wanting to do that. Now I know why you did it Light, feels good." Tifa said smirking.

We arrived at Zack's house and the 'paramedics' took Aerith out of the back. On the porch was Vincent, Yuffie, Tidus and Wakka sitting with bored looks on their faces.

"I love it when a plan comes together." Vincent said pulling out a cigar.

"See you have been watching re runs of A*Team." Paine said.

We took Aerith in the house and took her to the basement of Zack's house. Let the interrogation begin. Tifa cracked her knuckles and we dimmed the basement lights.