Title Series: Slayer in a Half Shell
Rating: R
Chapter Title: The Coming of Jack Ass
Author: White Werewolf
Category: B/X
E-Mail: whitewerewolf81@yahoo.com
Spoilers: up to Season 4 after Oz leaves but before Tara
Distribution: Ask and you shall receive.
Summary: The Ninja Turtles chase Shredder to the Hellmouth before he
can go through to Dimension X. Now, they head for Sunnydale with a
friend already there. Xander actually visited them during his road
trip.
Disclaimer: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer is owned by Whedon, Fox, UPN.
Ninja Turtles are owned by Eastman, Laird, Mirage Studios
Feedback: Definitely. Help me become a better writer.
Author Notes: Adam's not here, but Shredder is. .... indicates
thought
Special Thanks: ZaurielAngelus, Malaskor, shadowhc, UnHolyChurch,
Nain, Welshalienfreak, Kristy Marie, Red, Echoes of the Mind, Vixen,
Mandy, Tenhawk, Pikawhore, Tv_Junkie2001, LEgendarydraknigntdante ,
Fulgour, Andy, Shell Lee, Draco's Secret Lover, Chorlton,
DemonWrath22, Jen, Amelia, Nu- Klear, Liliaeth, adb, Hyena Xander,
kawaii-Jupiter, Shinigami, Joshua, Rob Clark, (You want your name
listed, please send feedback)
Extra Special Thanks: Mims, Ozmandayus, Wicked Raygun, King Xander
Bashing: This chapter is not for Riley fans. Something will happen
to him, and you might not be a fan of that.
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Buffy just let the information sink into her brain. Her best male
friend, Xander Harris, had told her that he loved her. She didn't
know what to do with the information, especially considering the
fact that he was delirious and he didn't know what he was saying.
But still, Xander said, 'I love you, Buffy,' the first and only
thing that came from his lips.
The most important thing at the moment though was to tell everyone
that he had spoken, but Buffy decided not tell them exactly what he
said, "Everyone get in here, NOW!"
Buffy felt the floor vibrate as eight pairs of feet came running
into the living room.
Giles looked at his former slayer. She was holding Xander's
hand. "What is it, Buffy?"
"It's Xander, Giles. He spoke to me."
Splinter smiled, "The elixir worked. Xander is on his way to
recovery."
Willow looked at her female best friend, "What did he say?"
Buffy was stumped. She didn't know what to say to cover what Xander
had said.
Luckily for her, before she could say anything, Xander's eyes
fluttered open. His vision was a little blurry, but it soon came
into focus. The first thing he saw was the back of Buffy's head. He
smiled at the image, but soon found pain in the back of his. Xander
slipped his hand out of Buffy's and rubbed his sore spot. "Did
someone catch the license plate on the ceiling that hit me?"
The sound of his voice made everyone snap their heads around to look
at their former fallen friend, "Xander!" They yelled.
Xander sat up. "That's my name, don't wear it out."
Buffy immediately pulled her friend into a hug. Her eyes were wet
with tears. "Thank god, you're all right."
Xander couldn't breath from the slayer strength of her grasp, and
managed to gasp out. "Can't breath, Buff... Buff... Slayer
Strength!."
Buffy released her grasp of the white knight. "Sorry, Xand. I'm just
so glad to see you awake."
"Same here, Dude." Michelangelo joined in.
"You really had us worried, Xander." Willow stated as she hugged
Xander after Buffy withdrew from their embrace.
Xander smiled. "I know I'm lovable, but this is ridiculous."
"So, Zeppo, have a nice nap?" Raphael asked his human joking nemesis.
Xander nodded, "I sure did, Raph. So..." He paused and glanced
around, "where's Anya?"
Everyone fell silent at the name of his girlfriend, and the group
shifted uncomfortably. No one wanted to tell him about her outbursts.
But, Leonardo thought it was his place to tell him and reluctantly
drew in a breath to speak. However, before he could speak, Willow
did. "Anya went home. We told her that we would call her when you
woke up."
Xander was shocked and disappointed, of all of them he had thought
for sure that Anya would be the one who would be waiting for him to
wake. "Oh," he said quietly. "Did you call her?" Buffy shook her
head. "We've been talking to you for the last few hours trying to
get you to come back to us," she smiled, "it looks like it worked."
Xander flashed her a weak smile, then winced in pain. "That seems to
be true, but I know I will be a lot happier when my head stops
hurting."
Giles smiled at the recovery of his young friend. "As much as we all
are glad to have you back, we need to head to the barn and stop
Shredder."
Xander made show of slamming his fist into his open hand, barely
managing to conceal the shiver of pain the motion cost him. "That
would make me extremely happy. I want to see Shredder behind bars."
"As would I." Leonardo agreed.
"Easy, my son." Splinter stated, "We just can't go to that barn and
attack. You know that."
Leonardo had to agree. All those years in the past where he had to
lead his brothers into attack proved his sensei's thoughts. "Indeed,
Master."
"So," Donatello began, "Who's going to the barn?"
Xander immediately blurted out, "I am. That's for sure."
Buffy smiled at his response. She turned to look at the group and
knew that there would be too many people, which meant too much time
for her to worry about. "The thing is Donatello, we need only the
most essential people for this run."
Xander knew what that meant and sighed. "I guess I'm not going."
Buffy shook her head again. She reached for his shoulder and grasped
it. "Your coming with, Xander."
Xander smiled. "That's good."
Leonardo nodded. "Here's what's going down. Buffy, Xander, Usagi,
Raphael, Riley, and I will go. Master Splinter, Giles,
Michealangelo, Donatello, and Willow will stay here and research the
Jewel of Zanubis, Sword of Jiptko, and Ring of Squinix."
Giles stood up and looked at Xander. "Very well. I think that my
apartment will prove better assistance than your house, Xander."
Xander nodded, "Sounds good. What do you think Buffy?"
Buffy wasn't sure Riley should go with them. He could take the
chance to make a break for it and go to the Initiative, but then
something hit her. It could give Riley a chance to see Xander in
action, and put to rest that argument. "I'm all for it. Riley better
behave himself though."
Riley couldn't take much more of this. He hated the fact that this
was going on, and he was kept inside like a pet dog. What even got
him more pissed was that he was afraid of four overgrown turtles and
one rat. All he kept thinking about was what Professor Walsh would
say if sub- terrestrials were controlling him. He stood up. "I don't
have to stand here while you go gallivanting with these turtles!"
"Gallivanting!" she screamed, "is that what you think I'm doing?"
"Yeah. That's what I said."
Buffy knew that an argument with Riley wasn't what they needed right
now. Being the Slayer that she was, she knew that Shredder was her
first priority. "You know what? You stay here, Riley. Xander,
Leonardo, Raphael, Usagi, come with me NOW!"
Riley was not going to let Buffy storm out of the house this
time. "Not this time, Buffy! I'm coming with you!"
Buffy looked at her former watcher for anything to add. Luckily she
received something. "Riley, we are dealing in a very dangerous
matter. The Turtles are here to help. I think that you should let
Buffy, Xander, Leonardo, Raphael, and Usagi Yojimbo do their
business. Stay with us to do the research."
Riley didn't like that answer. "No! I'm going with you, Buffy!"
Raphael looked to his new slayer friend and Riley. "Listen, Farm
Boy. Stop your bellyaching. If you want to come, then come. But when
we face Shredder and his goons, you're on your own."
Riley snickered. "You really think Shredder can stop me?"
Splinter glared at the young commando. "Don't underestimate
Shredder, Riley."
"Master Splinter is right," Xander continued. "He's a lot tougher
than you think."
"I hate to stop this conversation, but you have go stop Shredder."
Willow piped in.
Buffy nodded, "Right. Xander, Leo, Raph, Usagi, and Riley come with
me."
With that said, the six headed off for the barn.
***Quimby's Family Barn*** Shredder took the device out of his belt.
It was the same device that Krang gave him in order to late the
special items that were necessary to open the Hellmouth. At the
moment, the ring was in their possession. That left the sword and
jewel to find.
"Is this the barn, Boss?" Rocksteady asked.
Shredder nodded. "It seems to be that way. The beeping has gotten
louder since we last turned it on."
"Good," Bebop responded, "So, other than the sword and jewel. What
are we trying to find?"
Shredder shook his head. "We're also trying to find a decent animal
to mutate that girl with, Nimrod."
"We told you, Master Shredder," the rhinoceros said, "We're not
nimrods."
"Yeah," Bebop agreed. "Aren't we enough, Boss? We don't need another
mutant." He said in his defense.
Shredder simply replied, "Just think of it this way. More mutants,
the better. Then we can destroy those damn turtles once and for all."
"Oooh." Rocksteady said, "I like that idea."
Shredder returned to his search. He wandered around the barn with
the device. A good fifteen minutes passed, but nothing was found.
The beep was steady and soft. This meant nothing good.
The three were about to leave when all of a sudden, the beeping got
louder.
Beep!! Beep!! Beep!!
Shredder looked around again and saw a pile of hay in the center of
the barn. He turned to his two mutant henchmen. "Sift through the
hay. The sword should be in there."
Bebop shook his head. "I don't want to go in that. There could be
rats or something."
Rocksteady looked from the pile of hay. "Rats? I hate rats! I mean,
I can handle a mouse, but not a rat."
"Imbeciles," Shredder said to himself. "A mouse and a rat is
basically the same thing."
"Really?" Bebop asked.
"Yes." Shredder returned, "Anyways, Splinter is a rat and you never
had a problem with him."
Rocksteady slapped his forehead, "Oh yeah. I forgot. I'm not afraid
of rats. I'm afraid of cats."
Again Shredder shook his head. I'll say this again. Good help is so
hard to find "Go through the hay now."
The two mutants said, in unison, "Yes, Master Shredder."
The warthog and rhinoceros sifted through the way. The sword seemed
to be like finding a needle in a haystack.
After about four minutes, a hand poked out of the hay. The hand was
holding what seemed to be a sword. "I found it, Boss."
Shredder looked at the hand and instantly recognized it as
Bebop's. "Good job, Bebop. Let's look for an animal for the
mutation."
Three Minutes Prior
Buffy, Xander, Leonardo, Raphael, Usagi Yojimbo, and Riley just
entered the farmland.
"So, Buffy, where is this Shredder character?" Riley asked.
Buffy shook her head, and said with a hint of annoyance. "I don't
know, Riley. He could be anywhere."
Leonardo bent down to the ground and found three sets of footprints.
He stood back up and took out his katana sword. The turtle used it
as a pointer to show his friends. "I think that they should be at
the end of this trail."
"That's good, Leo. Let's stop Shredder before he does anything
rash." The other turtle said.
Buffy nodded. "Ok, people. Let's follow the trail and keep Riley in
the middle of the line."
Riley showed a confused look. "Why do I have to be in the middle?"
Raphael returned, "We want to keep and eye on you."
Xander looked in the distance and saw that a barn door was open.
Inside, he could make out three characters near a haystack. "Guys,
look over yonder."
Buffy looked in that direction and nodded. "Move on out."
The six of them edged closer to their goal.
All of a sudden Buffy's enhanced hearing picked up something. The
voice was familiar. It said, "Good job, Bebop. Let's look for an
animal for the mutation."
She turned to her friends, "It's Shredder and he's talking to Bebop."
"What did he say?" Raphael asked.
Buffy returned, "Good job, Bebop. Let's look for an animal for the
mutation."
"Mutation?" Riley questioned. "What does that mean?"
Leonardo answered back, "Shredder has mutagen. It's the same stuff
that made Raphael, the others, and me what we are today. We believe
that he plans to mutate Buffy."
"Oh," Riley said quietly.
"We're not going to let that happen." Xander stated.
Buffy smiled at his response. She knew that Xander would always look
out for her. No matter how dangerous the outcome would be.
"GET THEM!"
The six looked at the source of the voice and soon saw Shredder.
Shredder continued, "Don't hurt the girl. We need her."
"Yes, Master Shredder." Bebop said as he charged forward.
"Over my dead body." Xander replied as he got into a fighting stance.
All of a sudden the ground started to shake, causing everyone to
look around in surprise and shock.
"EARTHQUAKE!" Usagi yelled.
Nobody seemed to notice that Shredder had the mutagen canister in
his other hand. He accidentally threw it up in the aid. "Get the
mutagen!"
"Right, Boss." Bebop and Rocksteady said. They both started to run
and catch it. But as it was about to be caught, the two mutants ran
into each other knocking onto the ground.
Flop!
The mutagen canister fell on the ground and spilled. The green ooze
seeped out of the canister.
The earthquake stopped. Everyone was getting back to their feet.
"You idiots!" Shredder yelled.
During all the commotion, a donkey walked over to the spilled
mutagen and started to lick it up.
Riley got to his feet and went to inspect the ooze. He bent down and
looked at it in awe, unaware that his foot was in the ooze.
Riley started to feel different, and looked around in panic. "Help
me!"
The sound of his voice made everyone snap their heads around.
The next few seconds, everything changed.
Buffy's eyes widened in terror at what she saw in front of
her. "Riley!"
Raphael rolled to his feet and looked at the sight too. "It looks
like Farm Boy isn't Farm Boy anymore."
"What do you mean?" Xander asked.
Raphael returned, "Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jack Ass."
Rating: R
Chapter Title: The Coming of Jack Ass
Author: White Werewolf
Category: B/X
E-Mail: whitewerewolf81@yahoo.com
Spoilers: up to Season 4 after Oz leaves but before Tara
Distribution: Ask and you shall receive.
Summary: The Ninja Turtles chase Shredder to the Hellmouth before he
can go through to Dimension X. Now, they head for Sunnydale with a
friend already there. Xander actually visited them during his road
trip.
Disclaimer: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer is owned by Whedon, Fox, UPN.
Ninja Turtles are owned by Eastman, Laird, Mirage Studios
Feedback: Definitely. Help me become a better writer.
Author Notes: Adam's not here, but Shredder is. .... indicates
thought
Special Thanks: ZaurielAngelus, Malaskor, shadowhc, UnHolyChurch,
Nain, Welshalienfreak, Kristy Marie, Red, Echoes of the Mind, Vixen,
Mandy, Tenhawk, Pikawhore, Tv_Junkie2001, LEgendarydraknigntdante ,
Fulgour, Andy, Shell Lee, Draco's Secret Lover, Chorlton,
DemonWrath22, Jen, Amelia, Nu- Klear, Liliaeth, adb, Hyena Xander,
kawaii-Jupiter, Shinigami, Joshua, Rob Clark, (You want your name
listed, please send feedback)
Extra Special Thanks: Mims, Ozmandayus, Wicked Raygun, King Xander
Bashing: This chapter is not for Riley fans. Something will happen
to him, and you might not be a fan of that.
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Buffy just let the information sink into her brain. Her best male
friend, Xander Harris, had told her that he loved her. She didn't
know what to do with the information, especially considering the
fact that he was delirious and he didn't know what he was saying.
But still, Xander said, 'I love you, Buffy,' the first and only
thing that came from his lips.
The most important thing at the moment though was to tell everyone
that he had spoken, but Buffy decided not tell them exactly what he
said, "Everyone get in here, NOW!"
Buffy felt the floor vibrate as eight pairs of feet came running
into the living room.
Giles looked at his former slayer. She was holding Xander's
hand. "What is it, Buffy?"
"It's Xander, Giles. He spoke to me."
Splinter smiled, "The elixir worked. Xander is on his way to
recovery."
Willow looked at her female best friend, "What did he say?"
Buffy was stumped. She didn't know what to say to cover what Xander
had said.
Luckily for her, before she could say anything, Xander's eyes
fluttered open. His vision was a little blurry, but it soon came
into focus. The first thing he saw was the back of Buffy's head. He
smiled at the image, but soon found pain in the back of his. Xander
slipped his hand out of Buffy's and rubbed his sore spot. "Did
someone catch the license plate on the ceiling that hit me?"
The sound of his voice made everyone snap their heads around to look
at their former fallen friend, "Xander!" They yelled.
Xander sat up. "That's my name, don't wear it out."
Buffy immediately pulled her friend into a hug. Her eyes were wet
with tears. "Thank god, you're all right."
Xander couldn't breath from the slayer strength of her grasp, and
managed to gasp out. "Can't breath, Buff... Buff... Slayer
Strength!."
Buffy released her grasp of the white knight. "Sorry, Xand. I'm just
so glad to see you awake."
"Same here, Dude." Michelangelo joined in.
"You really had us worried, Xander." Willow stated as she hugged
Xander after Buffy withdrew from their embrace.
Xander smiled. "I know I'm lovable, but this is ridiculous."
"So, Zeppo, have a nice nap?" Raphael asked his human joking nemesis.
Xander nodded, "I sure did, Raph. So..." He paused and glanced
around, "where's Anya?"
Everyone fell silent at the name of his girlfriend, and the group
shifted uncomfortably. No one wanted to tell him about her outbursts.
But, Leonardo thought it was his place to tell him and reluctantly
drew in a breath to speak. However, before he could speak, Willow
did. "Anya went home. We told her that we would call her when you
woke up."
Xander was shocked and disappointed, of all of them he had thought
for sure that Anya would be the one who would be waiting for him to
wake. "Oh," he said quietly. "Did you call her?" Buffy shook her
head. "We've been talking to you for the last few hours trying to
get you to come back to us," she smiled, "it looks like it worked."
Xander flashed her a weak smile, then winced in pain. "That seems to
be true, but I know I will be a lot happier when my head stops
hurting."
Giles smiled at the recovery of his young friend. "As much as we all
are glad to have you back, we need to head to the barn and stop
Shredder."
Xander made show of slamming his fist into his open hand, barely
managing to conceal the shiver of pain the motion cost him. "That
would make me extremely happy. I want to see Shredder behind bars."
"As would I." Leonardo agreed.
"Easy, my son." Splinter stated, "We just can't go to that barn and
attack. You know that."
Leonardo had to agree. All those years in the past where he had to
lead his brothers into attack proved his sensei's thoughts. "Indeed,
Master."
"So," Donatello began, "Who's going to the barn?"
Xander immediately blurted out, "I am. That's for sure."
Buffy smiled at his response. She turned to look at the group and
knew that there would be too many people, which meant too much time
for her to worry about. "The thing is Donatello, we need only the
most essential people for this run."
Xander knew what that meant and sighed. "I guess I'm not going."
Buffy shook her head again. She reached for his shoulder and grasped
it. "Your coming with, Xander."
Xander smiled. "That's good."
Leonardo nodded. "Here's what's going down. Buffy, Xander, Usagi,
Raphael, Riley, and I will go. Master Splinter, Giles,
Michealangelo, Donatello, and Willow will stay here and research the
Jewel of Zanubis, Sword of Jiptko, and Ring of Squinix."
Giles stood up and looked at Xander. "Very well. I think that my
apartment will prove better assistance than your house, Xander."
Xander nodded, "Sounds good. What do you think Buffy?"
Buffy wasn't sure Riley should go with them. He could take the
chance to make a break for it and go to the Initiative, but then
something hit her. It could give Riley a chance to see Xander in
action, and put to rest that argument. "I'm all for it. Riley better
behave himself though."
Riley couldn't take much more of this. He hated the fact that this
was going on, and he was kept inside like a pet dog. What even got
him more pissed was that he was afraid of four overgrown turtles and
one rat. All he kept thinking about was what Professor Walsh would
say if sub- terrestrials were controlling him. He stood up. "I don't
have to stand here while you go gallivanting with these turtles!"
"Gallivanting!" she screamed, "is that what you think I'm doing?"
"Yeah. That's what I said."
Buffy knew that an argument with Riley wasn't what they needed right
now. Being the Slayer that she was, she knew that Shredder was her
first priority. "You know what? You stay here, Riley. Xander,
Leonardo, Raphael, Usagi, come with me NOW!"
Riley was not going to let Buffy storm out of the house this
time. "Not this time, Buffy! I'm coming with you!"
Buffy looked at her former watcher for anything to add. Luckily she
received something. "Riley, we are dealing in a very dangerous
matter. The Turtles are here to help. I think that you should let
Buffy, Xander, Leonardo, Raphael, and Usagi Yojimbo do their
business. Stay with us to do the research."
Riley didn't like that answer. "No! I'm going with you, Buffy!"
Raphael looked to his new slayer friend and Riley. "Listen, Farm
Boy. Stop your bellyaching. If you want to come, then come. But when
we face Shredder and his goons, you're on your own."
Riley snickered. "You really think Shredder can stop me?"
Splinter glared at the young commando. "Don't underestimate
Shredder, Riley."
"Master Splinter is right," Xander continued. "He's a lot tougher
than you think."
"I hate to stop this conversation, but you have go stop Shredder."
Willow piped in.
Buffy nodded, "Right. Xander, Leo, Raph, Usagi, and Riley come with
me."
With that said, the six headed off for the barn.
***Quimby's Family Barn*** Shredder took the device out of his belt.
It was the same device that Krang gave him in order to late the
special items that were necessary to open the Hellmouth. At the
moment, the ring was in their possession. That left the sword and
jewel to find.
"Is this the barn, Boss?" Rocksteady asked.
Shredder nodded. "It seems to be that way. The beeping has gotten
louder since we last turned it on."
"Good," Bebop responded, "So, other than the sword and jewel. What
are we trying to find?"
Shredder shook his head. "We're also trying to find a decent animal
to mutate that girl with, Nimrod."
"We told you, Master Shredder," the rhinoceros said, "We're not
nimrods."
"Yeah," Bebop agreed. "Aren't we enough, Boss? We don't need another
mutant." He said in his defense.
Shredder simply replied, "Just think of it this way. More mutants,
the better. Then we can destroy those damn turtles once and for all."
"Oooh." Rocksteady said, "I like that idea."
Shredder returned to his search. He wandered around the barn with
the device. A good fifteen minutes passed, but nothing was found.
The beep was steady and soft. This meant nothing good.
The three were about to leave when all of a sudden, the beeping got
louder.
Beep!! Beep!! Beep!!
Shredder looked around again and saw a pile of hay in the center of
the barn. He turned to his two mutant henchmen. "Sift through the
hay. The sword should be in there."
Bebop shook his head. "I don't want to go in that. There could be
rats or something."
Rocksteady looked from the pile of hay. "Rats? I hate rats! I mean,
I can handle a mouse, but not a rat."
"Imbeciles," Shredder said to himself. "A mouse and a rat is
basically the same thing."
"Really?" Bebop asked.
"Yes." Shredder returned, "Anyways, Splinter is a rat and you never
had a problem with him."
Rocksteady slapped his forehead, "Oh yeah. I forgot. I'm not afraid
of rats. I'm afraid of cats."
Again Shredder shook his head. I'll say this again. Good help is so
hard to find "Go through the hay now."
The two mutants said, in unison, "Yes, Master Shredder."
The warthog and rhinoceros sifted through the way. The sword seemed
to be like finding a needle in a haystack.
After about four minutes, a hand poked out of the hay. The hand was
holding what seemed to be a sword. "I found it, Boss."
Shredder looked at the hand and instantly recognized it as
Bebop's. "Good job, Bebop. Let's look for an animal for the
mutation."
Three Minutes Prior
Buffy, Xander, Leonardo, Raphael, Usagi Yojimbo, and Riley just
entered the farmland.
"So, Buffy, where is this Shredder character?" Riley asked.
Buffy shook her head, and said with a hint of annoyance. "I don't
know, Riley. He could be anywhere."
Leonardo bent down to the ground and found three sets of footprints.
He stood back up and took out his katana sword. The turtle used it
as a pointer to show his friends. "I think that they should be at
the end of this trail."
"That's good, Leo. Let's stop Shredder before he does anything
rash." The other turtle said.
Buffy nodded. "Ok, people. Let's follow the trail and keep Riley in
the middle of the line."
Riley showed a confused look. "Why do I have to be in the middle?"
Raphael returned, "We want to keep and eye on you."
Xander looked in the distance and saw that a barn door was open.
Inside, he could make out three characters near a haystack. "Guys,
look over yonder."
Buffy looked in that direction and nodded. "Move on out."
The six of them edged closer to their goal.
All of a sudden Buffy's enhanced hearing picked up something. The
voice was familiar. It said, "Good job, Bebop. Let's look for an
animal for the mutation."
She turned to her friends, "It's Shredder and he's talking to Bebop."
"What did he say?" Raphael asked.
Buffy returned, "Good job, Bebop. Let's look for an animal for the
mutation."
"Mutation?" Riley questioned. "What does that mean?"
Leonardo answered back, "Shredder has mutagen. It's the same stuff
that made Raphael, the others, and me what we are today. We believe
that he plans to mutate Buffy."
"Oh," Riley said quietly.
"We're not going to let that happen." Xander stated.
Buffy smiled at his response. She knew that Xander would always look
out for her. No matter how dangerous the outcome would be.
"GET THEM!"
The six looked at the source of the voice and soon saw Shredder.
Shredder continued, "Don't hurt the girl. We need her."
"Yes, Master Shredder." Bebop said as he charged forward.
"Over my dead body." Xander replied as he got into a fighting stance.
All of a sudden the ground started to shake, causing everyone to
look around in surprise and shock.
"EARTHQUAKE!" Usagi yelled.
Nobody seemed to notice that Shredder had the mutagen canister in
his other hand. He accidentally threw it up in the aid. "Get the
mutagen!"
"Right, Boss." Bebop and Rocksteady said. They both started to run
and catch it. But as it was about to be caught, the two mutants ran
into each other knocking onto the ground.
Flop!
The mutagen canister fell on the ground and spilled. The green ooze
seeped out of the canister.
The earthquake stopped. Everyone was getting back to their feet.
"You idiots!" Shredder yelled.
During all the commotion, a donkey walked over to the spilled
mutagen and started to lick it up.
Riley got to his feet and went to inspect the ooze. He bent down and
looked at it in awe, unaware that his foot was in the ooze.
Riley started to feel different, and looked around in panic. "Help
me!"
The sound of his voice made everyone snap their heads around.
The next few seconds, everything changed.
Buffy's eyes widened in terror at what she saw in front of
her. "Riley!"
Raphael rolled to his feet and looked at the sight too. "It looks
like Farm Boy isn't Farm Boy anymore."
"What do you mean?" Xander asked.
Raphael returned, "Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jack Ass."
