Okay so this one takes place during Deathly Hallows, but it amused me so I had to write it:
The Boy Who Lived:
Death Eaters were attacking the wedding! They had to get out! He had to save Ginny!
"Harry!" Hermione's voice was distant somehow in the crashing of people of and spells. She grabbed his hand and apparated them away.
Harry saw the double decker bus approaching, he didn't have time to move. Impact was imminent.
Days later when he woke up in Saint Mungo's one thought ran through Harry's mind.
"Can you imagine if I had died?" he said to Ron and Hermione. "The boy who lived… hit by a bus."
