Ulysses: I REGRET NOTHING!
Apollo: STAND STILL YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Penny: What's going on here?!
Apollo: Just showing Ulysses how good at archery I am.
Penny: YOU'RE SHOOTING ARROWS AT HIM!
Piper: Okay, so since those three are going at each other for a while, let us just see who's next.
Annabeth: *Looks at Ulysses' clipboard* Um… all that's here are drawings of Reyna.
Reyna: What? Let me see!
Reyna: *Looking over Annabeth's shoulder* Woah. He's very good at art
Piper: #Reysses
Frank: Can you stop? It sounds like you're saying racist.
Annabeth: Oh wait, here we go…. Wait.
Reyna: All that's here are the ship names of all his friends. The ones that already have gone have their names crossed off.
Percy: Well who's next?
Annabeth: Soangelo... Oh, Nico and Will.
Nico: HELL THE FUCK NO! *Grab Will and shadow jumps*
Demigods: …
Apollo: …
Hades: …
Annabeth: In that case…. Frazel…. Frank and Hazel.
Hazel: Oh yay!
Frank: Okay.
Hazel: I like you Frank.
Frank: I love you Hazel.
Hazel: I love you too Frank
Frank: …
Hazel: …
Piper: Well?
Frank: Now what?
Piper: Compliment her or something!
Hazel: *Looks at Frank's biceps* Uhhh….
Piper: Um…. HAZEL IN A BIKINI!
Frank: Oh…. Uh… crap
Piper: Yay! Hazel wins!
Ulysses: I think you cheated.
Piper: I'm sorry, what are the only rules to this game again?
Ulysses: Why are you asking me? You're the daughter of the love goddess!
Piper: …
Percy: Actually, why did Ulysses set this up? Shouldn't you have done it?
Piper: …
Annabeth: Piper?
Piper: *Slowly backs away*
Jason: Pipes, run.
Piper: BYE! *Takes off*
