Ulysses: I REGRET NOTHING!

Apollo: STAND STILL YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Penny: What's going on here?!

Apollo: Just showing Ulysses how good at archery I am.

Penny: YOU'RE SHOOTING ARROWS AT HIM!

Piper: Okay, so since those three are going at each other for a while, let us just see who's next.

Annabeth: *Looks at Ulysses' clipboard* Um… all that's here are drawings of Reyna.

Reyna: What? Let me see!

Reyna: *Looking over Annabeth's shoulder* Woah. He's very good at art

Piper: #Reysses

Frank: Can you stop? It sounds like you're saying racist.

Annabeth: Oh wait, here we go…. Wait.

Reyna: All that's here are the ship names of all his friends. The ones that already have gone have their names crossed off.

Percy: Well who's next?

Annabeth: Soangelo... Oh, Nico and Will.

Nico: HELL THE FUCK NO! *Grab Will and shadow jumps*

Demigods: …

Apollo: …

Hades: …

Annabeth: In that case…. Frazel…. Frank and Hazel.

Hazel: Oh yay!

Frank: Okay.

Hazel: I like you Frank.

Frank: I love you Hazel.

Hazel: I love you too Frank

Frank: …

Hazel: …

Piper: Well?

Frank: Now what?

Piper: Compliment her or something!

Hazel: *Looks at Frank's biceps* Uhhh….

Piper: Um…. HAZEL IN A BIKINI!

Frank: Oh…. Uh… crap

Piper: Yay! Hazel wins!

Ulysses: I think you cheated.

Piper: I'm sorry, what are the only rules to this game again?

Ulysses: Why are you asking me? You're the daughter of the love goddess!

Piper: …

Percy: Actually, why did Ulysses set this up? Shouldn't you have done it?

Piper: …

Annabeth: Piper?

Piper: *Slowly backs away*

Jason: Pipes, run.

Piper: BYE! *Takes off*